Happy birthday? More like happy worthday as in you're worth all my followers put together amirite? Have a great one MU @mommyunit.bsky.social

Kudos to you, super cool kid wearing the old school Beast Mode jersey

Take a look at this wiseguy

@allrachel.bsky.social hope you have an amazing birthday! You really deserve like two birthday celebrations cause you have to deal with you-know-who

More like Mexican't amirite

Harmunie

Me: Gonna totally kill my workout today, swimming at least 100 laps *gets in lazy river

Welp.... the Kraken are trying, at least. Can't totally blame them if the players don't wanna come here

Norway fans at WC 2026 a 🧵 An aerial view of Norway’s incredible “Viking Row”

My countrymen did not fail me

Norway and two Mexicans moved the stadium 15.24 cm that day.

The 1/6 part of me that's German right now

His toughest opponent yet turned out to be photosynthesis. #AlgaeGate

I love this kid vomiting up FIFA

Invaluable content that instantly legitiamizes your choice to follow me: Dirty Harry movies, ranked: 1. Magnum Force 2. Dirty Harry 3. The Enforcer 4. The Dead Pool 5. Sudden Impact You're welcome errbody, enjoy your Saturday

TIL this guy was a talent scout for the Boston Celtics when not acting

🤣🤣

absurd saves from Rangel with the replays

Lazy ass freeloaders

Underrated classic

Went to a Mexican market that's near my house for the first time ever this weekend. What on god's green earth took me so long

Women will be like “I needed this” and it’s just Carter Hart not winning the Stanley Cup

The Carolina Hurricanes have won the Stanley Cup

When Carter Hart loses, everyone wins

Seattle elects a socialist mayor, wins the Super Bowl NYC elects a socialist mayor, wins the NBA finals Win your city a major sports title with this one neat trick

Must feel so amazing right now to be a Vietnamese man in NYC named Nicks Nguyen and hearing the whole city chant your name

The entire city of New York: *clenches

Always wanted to try these and luckily a Mexican market opened near us recently. Can confirm they're delightful

This is the World Cup content I'm here for.

This is what peak performance looks like

Paraguay? More like Pair-of-goals-against amirite

Oh fuck yeah

Cat pic or renaissance painting? You decide

I'd be ok without another crazy comeback tonight, hockey

@mclovindenise.bsky.social happy birthday ya old punk. Go smoke something and have some refreshing Coors Lights

More like bullshit pen amirite

Should be their primary logo tbh

Are you like me? Do you injure yourself when getting into bed? If so you may be an old

It's possible this is the worst thing I've seen in my entire life

We've really been pretty fortunate as Seahawks fans for like 25 years now. Feels like that's gonna continue for a long time too.

Not to brag or anything but

If the Canes hold on to their lead, which I'm pretty sure they will, I think we're in store for the worst uni matchup in SCF history.

More like San Wintonio Spurs amirite

10 movies I've seen on the big screen: Return of the Jedi Back to the Future Rocky IV Aliens Beetlejuice A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master Die Hard National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Jurassic Park Unforgiven

More like NO-klahoma Shitty Blunder amirite

Meat

Being a Mariners fans is so much easier when you stop being a Mariners fan for long stretches of time

Game 7 OT in the Stanley Cup playoffs isn't what the people want. It's what the people need