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JFC

Cassidy voted to convict Trump after the 1.6.21-motivated impeachment. He must have had a stroke.

“Remigration” is the same as ethnic cleansing, friends.

It's great that reporting on the double tap has spotlighted the abject criminality of this Administration. But don't forget: Venezuela is not waging war on America or Americans, and the men killed were not combatants. The first strike was every bit as illegal as the second.

Tom almost always nails it. Don’t ask him about Indian food tho.

Something to think about.

I’ve only posted one GFM, and it’s my intention never to post another. But this one is close to my heart. I know the family personally and have visited with them countless times. If you can help out, it would be great. If not, I completely understand - but a retweet is free. gofund.me/e44538b52

Inch by inch they’re peeling away from Trump.

The acclaimed writer Tom Stoppard has died, at 88. For the award-winning playwright, “art is a game within a game—the larger game being life itself,” Kenneth Tynan wrote, in 1977. www.newyorker.com/magazine/197...

Muck. Fichigan.

Best sportswriter ever. 247sports.com/college/ohio...

Oh my. When you've lost the Babylon Bee …

I mentioned at Thanksgiving that I learned spatchcocking on a spinal dissection and when I looked up everyone was staring.

“The turkeys are hitting the ground like bags of wet cement!” youtube.com/watch?v=lf3m...

I know “Colorado Republicans” could be a bot farm in Croatia, but if it’s a real person the sign worked.

In choosing Senator, Captain, and former astronaut Mark Kelly as the poster child for prosecution, Stupid and Kegsbreath may not have thought this thing all the way through.

James Comey’s rehab tour has been 🔥

Don’t blame her law school. Warren Burger sold insurance during the day and went to night law school. She was always a fucking idiot.

Big news. Tough toenails, loser. Back to insurance.

MTG isn’t staying an extra month so she can qualify for $8700 in pension benefits per year, starting at 62, I promise. She’s very, very wealthy. I imagine she’s finding jobs for staff, writing recommendations, etc. The pension theory everybody has fallen in love with today is nuts.

When you’re crushing so hard you start dressing like them

I just watched MTG’s resignation and I cannot find a lie.

If you had told me Mamdani and MTG would both be in the news today, and gave me eleventy thousand guesses as to why, I’d … still be guessing.

Find a man who looks at you the way Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.

Deep beneath Obama's mansion, in his subterranean lair, the ex-president watched as Trump drooled over Mamdani. "Precisely as I planned," Obama said, blackociously intertwining his fingers. "Agent Mamdani deployed the mind control device perfectly." Michelle laughed, kicking her white butler.

my job mostly involves googling science things all day, and it's been terrible to see how much worse that's become over the last few years. but not being able to trust government websites for basic science information really takes things to a new low

It’s about time for the 21st-century Joseph N. Welch.

Obviously, we need to stop asking voters questions. www.thedailybeast.com/fox-news-mel...

We are all Steve.

Just to clarify, it’s not that our military members *can* disobey illegal orders. They *must* disobey them.

The hero we didn’t know we needed. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

I was busy this AM. Did the president of these United States, in this year of our Lord 2025, call for his opponents to be shot?

Go Tom. Git ‘em.

Not trans, not a drag queen, not a Democrat.

The decision invalidating TX’s racist gerrymander can only be appealed to SCOTUS. There is no mid-appellate level step. And BTW, the campaign filing deadline is December 8th. That means a whole bunch of little racists have no idea which district to run for. Oops.

This is to avoid a roll call vote. What profiles in courage the GOP are. Is everybody done castigating Chuck Schumer now? That got really boring. He made this happen.

I have cut down the bamboo that was in the courtyard and which you were probably saving for a metaphor Forgive me it was invasive so hardy and so symbolic

So Speaker Keebler-the-Cookie-Elf Johnson has decided he’s going to vote “Yay” on releasing the Epstein files. What a cowardly, craven little man. After all he’s done to impede this, he wants to look like a cool kid.

Trump: "They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven. You want to wash your hands, or like me, you wash your hair. I lather up. There's no water. I won't mention the 3rd item in the bc I always get criticized. If you don't know what I'm talking about you shouldn't be owning a McDonalds"

Soon, dogs will lie down with cats.

OMG

They fired all of the best law clerks.

I just kind of think all these people should, after a fair trial in which they are zealously represented before a jury of their peers, be eaten

I didn't think anything in the Epstein release would surprise me, but Ken Starr signing an email to Epstein with "Hugs, Ken" surprised me.

Ghislaine Maxwell is getting special meals, unmonitored emails and a puppy. Can we focus a tiny bit on what’s up with that, too?

If it were Nancy this would be a bad sign, but Johnson cannot count votes.

The discharge clock has begun. No one can add or remove their name. The process is frozen until the Floor vote.