i log into this app for the first time in 5 months and they finally have the the option to save posts that i had been begging for, how late am i to this blessing?

(condescendingly) Maybe learn something. Maybe read the wikipedia summary of a book sometime

if this years spotify wrapped flops again i’m moving to youtube music because really it’s the only thing left keeping me with them

commitment issues so bad i can't even commit to the bit

my favourite part about being an adult is seeing all the guys why were mean and popular in school get super ugly and go bald after like 3 year max

every time i nearly make real friends on here my ADHD kicks into gear and suddenly i’m too stressed and anxious to respond to people’s messages even though they’re really nice and i end up leaving it too long where it would just be super awkward if i responded at all 😭😭

don’t know how i fell victim to the ‘shave the ends of your eyebrows’ propaganda TWICE, time to let them grow out again so i can finally get an eyebrow piercing 😔

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i need to read some absolutely filthy dirty diabolical toji smut RIGHT NOW

self-esteem so low i actually had to start saying affirmations to myself just to leave the house

they would’ve been best friends

it just hit me again that it has been five years since 2020. how.

Can you? cook ✅ bilingual ❌ dance ❌ sing ⚠️ drive❌ draw ⚠️ paint ❌ climb ⚠️ compose ❌ act ⚠️ martial arts ❌️ edit videos ⚠️ edit photos ✅ ride a bike ✅ play instruments ❌ makeup ✅️ public speaking ⚠️

trying to replay mario 64 on the switch and i genuinely cannot control the wing cap at all wtf

2021-3023 me was such a baddie, how do i get my sparkle back

I love being a human artist and creating something never before seen, out of my mind’s eye. I love making every decision with care. I love trying and failing. I love noticing mistakes and fixing them. I love it all.

hello my friends if anyone has the edited reaction imagine of that russian sleep experiment guy but girlypop pls pls pls send me it

lmao getting fact checked irl

i don’t care what the woke mob says i’m going to keep putting boiling water in my hot water bottle and u can’t stop me

too many people in the UK have forgotten what good train etiquette is. you are meant to WAIT and MAKE ROOM for everyone else to get off before you start boarding. additionally, STOP FUCKING PUSHING AND BARGING PAST PEOPLE YOU RUDE CUNTS

the ppl in my group for this uni assignment are all also in third year doing the same degree and still somehow don't understand that you're not meant use personal pronouns in academic or business reports 😐

hate to be that sad whiny loser acting all pathetic on the skyline but i really really really wish more than anything that people thought i was worthy of being friends with and wanted to hang out with me, making friends as an adult is genuinely so hard and i literally have no social support system

DAREDEVIL BORN AGAIN IS SO GOOD PRAISE THE LORD

Guide back home 🎃

happy waddle wednesday

Bluesky is a great site but you have to unlearn EVERYTHING Twitter has ever taught you to make it useable. Repost yourself. Interact with others. Use tags. Use feeds. Be kind and find kindness. Comment away. It's really really freeing.

had to turn off read receipts on all my apps for the sake of my own sanity

White Fox Watching the Migration❄️

Camouflage

there’s this one restaurant in my town that my family frequent and one of the waiters looks like Ian Hawke, me and my brother always giggle when we see him and say ‘isn’t that the guy who stole the chipmunks?’

i am so cooked academically speaking

love that instagram reels tells u which of ur mutuals have liked a video. now know exactly which people i went to high school with are gay and autistic and which ones are completely fucking freaks now

woke up from my “nap” at 1 am dehydrated as fuck where is my water 😩

protect the vulnerable

thinking about mizu's little pink nose

saying “my brother in christ” is gender neutral btw

went into uni for an hour today time for a nap

just had the yummiest stir fry ever

i knew the media literacy problem was bad when season 4 of aot came out and so many fans genuinely agreed with the jaegerists

please don’t let daredevil born again be shit 🤞

if you’re a mha fan and you genuinely actually simp over Endeavour i fucking hate you and i want you to die :)

vagina havers tell me the first thing you would do if you had a penis GO

the little you shop in my town is selling the spring jellycats i want them so bad 😭😭😭😭

after seeing aot in the cinema my dormant teenage crush on levi has returned stronger than ever i feel like i’m 13 again

genuinely hate that netflix doesn’t release any of their shows as physical media, i want blue eye samurai on blu-ray SO BADDD

just got paid and it’s an absolute dogshit amount i’m about to crash out