Posted with receipts that Matt Shaw will be speaking with a Nazi at that TPUSA event, and people are going for my throat in the replies. Pleeeeease go after my job, it would be so funny

Not that any of us believed Shaw when he said he wasn't political, he just bonded with Charlie Kirk over Christianity, but if you DID believe him for some reason you can stop now

Certain fans sure are patting themselves on the back and gloating like they negotiate the contracts and cut the checks

I fucking miss baseball, idk who I am without it

With each passing year I’m more convinced that It’s a Wonderful Life is the GOAT. (I was a film major so all my opinions are correct)

I think Iowa is the state with the most enjoyable name to say. Your lips and tongue don’t touch anything, it’s just a sound you emit with your mouth open

I can now add “packaging and delivering a human skull” to the list of weird things I’ve done for work

Tbh I haven’t stepped outside since Friday

Crashing out over Jed fumbling this hottie

Trump just wants to be powerful and popular, those are literally his only principles

Good better best, baby

Really dumb viral videos that are both obviously and not so obviously AI have really ramped up the past couple weeks and depressingly few people are clocking them

Cannot relate to the “I’m just happy it was an entertaining game :)” people. Have some passion! If you’re not fueled by love, be fueled by hate!

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fucking boring ass outcome fuck fuck fuuuuuuck. Baseball: ruined.

I’m gonna throw up omggg

No matter happens I better not see this game top the lists of best World Series games of all time

Remember Ohtani’s fake home run in Tokyo

Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.

Cheering for injuries, classic

Trump got reelected and the U.S. hasn’t won a World Series game since. Will the humiliations on the global stage never cease?

It’s getting to the point where everything I wear and own is blue, and I’m starting to think it’s noticeable and I look like a ridiculous cartoon character

I came from a Mandela Effect universe where the Chicago Blackhawks had zero fans before the 2010s

I’m 99% sure they started making Nature Valley chewy granola bars like a full inch shorter. Trump’s America.

Dude my brother and I just took a zoom “baptism prep class” through Holy Name to be our niece’s godparents and John fucking Mulaney was on the call lol

I just wish they were playing this game at AmFam

I’d be happy with a no-mercy sweep of course, but if the Brewers do manage to win the next game, that sets me up for a Brewers elimination birthday bash

Nvm my hate is strong enough. Go Dodgers go—for this series only and never again.

They were missing their 10th man, I wholeheartedly believe that ends differently at Wrigley.

Sorry I do not want Kyle Tucker back at all he sucks and he’s ugly and has less personality than any player we’ve ever had. Vibe killer.

NLCS game 5 is on my birthday. Best case scenario: the Cubs make it and sweep the Dodgers, don’t need to play. I’d settle for clinching in 5. Or at least a W. Worst case scenarios: Cubs eliminated. Or god forbid they’re not in it and the Brewers clinch aka birthday from hell

If Cubs don’t get swept they’re going all the way and we’ll win every series by the skin of our teeth and every game will be this torturous

I’ve made peace with the Cubs season possibly ending today but I cannot make peace with the Brewers advancing

LRT I’m answering the emails and as you can imagine maga folks are being very normal

This holiday season, give your loved ones the gift of knowledge, America’s libraries the gift of cash, and don’t give Donald Trump a fucking cent. Cards Against Humanity Explains the Joke is an incredible new product that is 100% EXEMPT FROM TRUMP’S STUPID TARIFFS! ExplainsTheJoke.com

Brewers Twitter is the most unhinged swarm of miserable losers I’ve ever seen

October is my depression month. Cubs are done, I feel the dread of upcoming winter and early darkness, and my birthday existential crisis gets worse every year.

I will never “root for” the Dodgers but the fact that I may have no choice but to want them to win? Chilling.

I’ve rage quit this game because the Cubs suck but also because the broadcast’s pro-Brewers agenda was sickening

look ai is completely destroying the world with massive pollution and is using up water at a concerning rate but at least you get to use technology that lies to you and is the primary propaganda mechanism by fascists

I love the “Thank You, Fans!” graphics as an “it’s over” meme, it makes me laugh out loud every time

I think they’re cheating but I can’t prove it

First song is alright and the rest can only be described as embarrassing

As a Cubs fan on Twitter I’m not allowed to say I like Yu Darvish because of woke but it makes me sad that we have to kick my boy’s ass

I will not survive the playoffs. I’ve got World Series nerves right now, I’ve grown so mentally weak since ‘16

Oh god the rest of the league sees Milwaukee as a smol bean team who they pity and they’re rooting for them if their team doesn’t win

Seriously considering taking my laptop to a bar tomorrow

Charlie’s sending devil magic to his boys tonight 🙏🔥

Shoutout to the White Sox?? and Cardinals??? I guess????