You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

One of my favourite parts of Christmas is watching Home Alone 1 & 2. For some reason it is incredibly nostalgic of my childhood Christmases. Also just love Piers Morgan’s character…

I have thus far dodged age verification on every platform I use, I presume, because I post like a 70 year old man.

@raaleh.bsky.social I know there is a plethora of mayors to choose from but the mayor of a provincial Aussie town was recently found to have lied about: surviving cancer, having epilepsy, being in the SAS, 2x university degrees, his criminal history & more www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

I have an absolutely wild conspiracy theory. The Oreos in the 128g packs somehow have a stronger cocoa taste than the ‘Family Pack’ 358g boxes. Now accepting funding for my blind study…

Townsville is in the midst of a Papaya Mealybug outbreak of biblical proportions and my yard is being decimated by them. I’m releasing cryptolaemus montrouzieri larvae on a fortnightly basis to try and combat them, but I fear I may be loosing the battle…

Oh he’s been getting those TikTok ads too…

A fantastic archive of old punch cards in all of their formatted glory. punchcards.tristandavey.com Scroll to the bottom of the site for a further three collections.

How do we solve this? AI companies have sold LLMs as an intelligence with thoughts and empathy, not the statistical models they are. They reinforce cultural and personal biases, and don’t understand risk, consequence, ethics and truth. They’re outright dangerous. edition.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...

I’m sporting a pretty spectacular mullet at the moment and my mum saw the haircut tonight and asked “Did you… ask… for that haircut?”. Alright, Jan, I didn’t come here to here to get served shade by my own mother.

The LNP government has once again banned puberty blockers and hormone treatments for young trans Queenslanders just hours after the Supreme Court overturned their previous ban. Please sign the petition to restore gender affirming care for all Queenslanders: equalityaustralia.org.au/our-work/qld...

Don’t need to plan this… I just am.

The feeling when there’s a us-east-1 outage but you know none of your prod systems are there…

*tapping the sign increasingly desperately and insistently*

Well we all hate a jammed printer… but imagine if you plane crashed, in part, because of one. NTSB says it nearly happened in August 2023: data.ntsb.gov/carol-repgen...

Men 🫩

Met a new friend in my back yard this weekend… #townsville #australia

Mum, do you want a ‘throo’ for your ‘karch’?

Do you think the Grimace/O’Grimacey family share a common ancestor with Gritty?

Getting ready to do my taxes…

Watched Ghostbusters: Afterlife and Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire this weekend. Was pleasantly surprised at how the original-universe franchise managed to recreate the high stakes family fun and comedy of the original two movies - particularly given the 2016 reboot was so bad.

What kinda 'welfare checks' you reckon this vigilante in my neighbourhood's crime group is carrying out at 4:30am?

CNC go brrrrrrrrrrrr

I’ve used the phrase “homosexual audacity” so much lately I’m beginning to believe it’s a real thing that gives me the ability to do whatever I put my mind to…

Shower thought: What musical genre is the Bunnings ad background music?

I’ve somehow lost so many pairs of socks recently I’m down to only some pairs of @microsoft promo socks. So I guess I’m repping Microsoft today.

Was trying to send a message last night where iOS corrected the message “going long” to “glib glong”. This is why you should never write C.

I’m feeling about the best I’ve felt in the last month. Unfortunately that’s because I’m in hospital and full of IV antibiotics, steroids, anti-nausea medication, and anti-inflammatories to try and treat a mystery-respiratory infection I have.

I’m on the recovery from a month of colds, flus and pneumonia and I still feel like absolute shit. I just need enough energy to get something done, anything.

My biggest fear is that as part of the Trump administration the team at the United States Chemical Safety Bureau that makes their videos gets cut and they stop publishing incident report summaries. Nobody else is making YouTube content this good!

Tomorrow's a new month. Is your AWS bill ready?

There’s something slightly demonic about the BARTmobile but I can’t quite put my finger on it… maybe it’s the sheer number of hats he owns.

Off again…

As the planet teetered on the brink of World War Three, I couldn't help but wonder what was going on with world war me?

This is gonna sound like an insane tip. But I always squash the paper towel and other rolls hanging in my workshop so they can’t unroll on their own. A stiff breeze is all you need to completely unroll one of these otherwise.

If the media genuinely believe Bluesky does not have a diverse enough set of voices, I challenge them to document the “diversity” on ‘the everything app’ and what its algorithm promotes.

"The weapon of criticism cannot, of course, replace criticism by weapons, material force must be overthrown by material force; but theory also becomes a material force as soon as it has gripped the masses." Marx, 1844

Saw some teenagers trying to surreptitiously smoke cigarillos in the park this afternoon, but they didn't understand how to effectively light cigarettes/cigars. Vaping has ruined this generation.

Had an incredible evening seeing @boontavista.com live including special guest, garrulous Theo. Thanks for the laughs and the introduction to very large bottles of high percentage Polish beer…

What if I never achieve my dream of becoming an eccentric shut-in? What then?

Ten years ago nobody in their right mind gave a single crap where trans people went to the toilet and the only reason anyone does now is because they were radicalised by Facebook and a handful of insane newspaper columnists and that’s just embarrassing all round

I have never seen anything exceed the speed and productivity of the AS400 apps I’ve used in large multinationals.

Washing a fair bit of the house this weekend in prep to oil the decks. We had an insane wet season and it really shows with how much mildew and dirt is coming off the paint…

I've finally abandoned the bird site. Literally every post I see there fascists and right-wing nutjobs posting about white genocide in South Africa, every Palestinian being a terrorist, or some grand Australian federal election conspiracy. Its the worst there its ever been.

Do you think Anubis was any good at tenpin bowling?

No Country for Auspol'd Men.

Businesses I’ve been purchasing from for years have started showing “customs duties and taxes” as a seperate line item when shipping internationally. It’s nice to see as a customer, but why did it take the US tariffs for these businesses to be transparent about this?

Out on the road early to try and catch the first 100% Australian built space launch. Fingers crossed they can launch today🤞#gspace #gilmourspace #bowenorbitalspaceport

I am very reticent about suggesting movies/shows because everybody has different tastes. But if you are one of the many gunzels/foamers in my network I simply implore you to watch 新幹線大爆破 (Bullet Train Explosion) on Netflix www.netflix.com/us/title/816...