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The Onion
about 4 hours ago
X Users Ask Grok To Put More Clothes On Elon Musk Pictures
https://theonion.com/x-users-ask-grok-to-put-more-clothes-on-elon-musk-pictures/
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NY Times Pitchbot
about 7 hours ago
Yes, ICE is a Gestapo-like police force compromised largely of white supremacists who were unable to obtain jobs in traditional law enforcement. But so many of the anti-ICE people I talk to are like the worst wine moms . I have never felt more politically homeless.
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NY Times Pitchbot
about 9 hours ago
For the purposes of jurisprudential parsimony let us take it as given that Renée Good is alive. by Brett Kavanaugh
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Bohniger Wachmacher
about 16 hours ago
Zur 200. Folge Bohniger Wachmacher eine Botschaft von Kai Pflaume, mit der er Dax + Moritz am Wochenende sehr überrascht, gerührt und unendlich erfreut hat 🫶 BoWa200 mit „Dinge wie Kai Pflaume erklären“, "Das find ich ja dann schon wieder cool" + Lokalnachrichten – überall, wo es Podcasts gibt 🍀☕️💓
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NY Times Pitchbot
about 22 hours ago
I haven't watched any of the videos of the shooting of Renee Good but the fact that people on the left think it was murder while people on the right think it was self-defense shows that that the truth must be somewhere in the middle.
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NY Times Pitchbot
2 days ago
Cell phone footage shows that Renee Good tried to drive away from the ICE agent who shot her. But an AI video shows Good pledging allegiance to ISIS before plowing her car into a crowd of blonde Christian children. For busy presidents of the United States, it can be hard to know what to trust.
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NY Times Pitchbot
2 days ago
Many ICE officers appear to be white supremacists who were unable to obtain jobs in other branches of law-enforcement. Some liberal critics say that’s a bad thing.
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NY Times Pitchbot
2 days ago
Analysis | Joe Biden would not have invaded NATO allies, cut off child welfare, or sent armed forces to kill Americans. But he would have given very few press conferences and spoken in a halting voice. The voters got it right.
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eleonore schindeluder
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wieso sagt man tatort wird abgesetzt und nicht
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Lord Wilhelm Jochen Spimdo 🚭 ☁️
3 days ago
"Ist das unsere Stadt?" "Nein, das ist
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Matthias Warkus
3 days ago
Das platonistische Geplane und das Auswandern der Salzburger und des Herrnhuths würde mich nach kürzester Zeit zum heftigsten Umsetzen der Idealstaaten bringen, danach würde ich gerne noch die Pietisten gleichsetzen, während Sie mir die restlichen Hugenotten mit dem Calvinhandschuh ausweisen
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Der Postillon 📯
3 days ago
US-Regierung stuft unbewaffnete Mütter als Terrororganisation ein
www.der-postillon.com/2026/01/usa-...
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US-Regierung stuft unbewaffnete Mütter als Terrororganisation ein
Washington (dpo) - Nach den tödlichen Schüssen auf Renee Good durch einen ICE-Agenten in Minneapolis greift nun die US-Regierung durch: Mit sofortiger
https://www.der-postillon.com/2026/01/usa-ice.html
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Kölner Dom
4 days ago
DONG
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Der Postillon 📯
4 days ago
Dänemark benennt Grönland in Epstein Island um, damit Trump nie wieder darüber spricht
www.der-postillon.com/2026/01/groe...
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Dänemark benennt Grönland in Epstein Island um, damit Trump nie wieder darüber spricht
Kopenhagen (dpo) - Ist jetzt Schluss mit den ständigen Drohungen Donald Trumps gegen Grönland? Dänemarks Ministerpräsidentin Mette Frederiksen hat heu
https://www.der-postillon.com/2026/01/groenland-trump.html
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Endless Screaming
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Endless Screaming
4 days ago
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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The Onion
5 days ago
ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary
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NY Times Pitchbot
5 days ago
The anchor of the CBS Evening News signed off by saying, “Marco Rubio, we salute you,” raising concerns about the left-wing tilt among BlueSky users.
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Vogelpommes
5 days ago
Das Schweigen der Vulkaneifel ist ohrenbetäubend
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Johannes Franzen
5 days ago
Krass, die Betreiber*innen der Kinkparty "Vulkangruppe Nippes" haben sich jetzt auch von den Anschlägen distanziert.
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deutsche waschmažine 🍉
5 days ago
-ICH WASCH AB JETZT MIT DER HAND -Was? Warum? -MEINE WASCHMASCHINE IST MIST -Wieso? -GUCK DA KRIEG ICH HÖCHSTENS ZWEI PAAR SOCKEN REIN IN DIESE SCHUBLADE -Schublade? -ODER EIN GEROLLTES T SHIRT -Das ist das Fach fürs Waschm- -MEINE HOSEN MUSSTE ICH IMMER KLEIN SCHNEIDEN UND WIEDER ZUSAMMEN NÄHEN
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HippyDippyWeatherman
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Moritz Hürtgen
5 days ago
Die echte Vulkangruppe sucht fieberhaft nach dem Wordpress-Passwort. Mitglied Socke (43) hatte es unter die Tastatur geklebt, diese aber vergangenen Herbst einem Genossen geliehen.
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Trottel del Rey (breakfast director)
6 days ago
niemand: amerikanische rezepte: add 1.2 farmer's scoops of semi-purpose flour, 3 medival metric ounces of plutonium free easy-salt, 0.003 imperial gallons of low sodium hydrogen yeast powder and bake for 6756 uranus seconds at -1087.33 degrees fahrenheit-kelvin in a melvin's 655B v2 convectomat
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Matthias Warkus
6 days ago
Meine Eltern haben ein Gaskraftwerk in Zehlendorf
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Matthias Warkus
6 days ago
Seine Eltern haben einen Gabriel in Zehlendorf
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Schrank-Falter Weinmeier
6 days ago
meine eltern haben ein vom strom abgeschnittenes haus in zehlendorf
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NY Times Pitchbot
6 days ago
Elon Musk is producing CSAM the right way. by Ezra Klein
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The Onion
7 days ago
Trump Claims He Will Marry Maduro’s Wife Until Suitable Replacement Found
https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-will-marry-maduros-wife-until-suitable-replacement-found/
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NY Times Pitchbot
7 days ago
Donald Trump is doing colonialism the right way. by Ezra Klein
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NY Times Pitchbot
7 days ago
The overwhelming majority of American pediatricians say that children should receive vaccines for flu, rotavirus, and RSV. But this Grok AI result pulled up by an HHS employee says otherwise. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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NY Times Pitchbot
7 days ago
Since Zohran Mamdani took office, the US has conducted an illegal invasion of Venezuela, bellicosely threatened to do the same in Greenland, and launched proceedings against Sen. Mark Kelly for exercising his First Amendment rights. At what point does the Left admit it made a grievous mistake?
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NY Times Pitchbot
7 days ago
I asked my MAGA cab driver what he thought of the Venezuelan invasion. He said he couldn't answer without first knowing: 1) Do the libs love it or hate it? 2) Was anyone involved trans?
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Hildebot Knef
7 days ago
Prost Neujahr, es war ein gutes Jahr.
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NY Times Pitchbot
7 days ago
Twitter is owned by a fascist, Facebook and the Washington Post have gone MAGA, and now CBS News is about to be turned into far-right state TV. Here’s why America has a liberal media bias problem.
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Aus ganz ähnlichen Gründen* gucke ich am liebsten Tischtennis 🏓 *und weil ich's selber super gern spiele 😬
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deutsche waschmažine 🍉
7 days ago
-Wow! Ein humanoider Roboter! -NENNT MICH ROBOLUS -Moment mal, Sie sind ja gar kein Roboter. -DOCH BIN ICH SEHT MEINE TITAN LEGIERUNG -Das ist ein silberner Morph Suit. -JEDE HINREICHEND FORTSCHRITTLICHE TECHNOLOGIE IST VON MAGIE NICHT ZU UNTERSCHEIDEN -Man kann Ihre Hoden seh- -ROBOLUS BIP BUP
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derek guy
8 days ago
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
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Moritz Hürtgen
8 days ago
Herbert Grönemeyer hatte keine Lust, uns ein Interview zu geben. Darum haben wir seine Diskographie in das neueste KI-Modell des US-Unternehmens Anthropic eingespeist und mit einer künstlichen Version des Sängers gesprochen. Das ganze Gespräch mit Z+
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NY Times Pitchbot
8 days ago
I went up to the Hill to ask Mike Johnson what he thought of Trump usurping Congress's powers to invade and occupy Venezuela. He said this was the first he was hearing of the invasion and thus he couldn't comment on it.
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NY Times Pitchbot
8 days ago
Opinion | The US cannot be pulled into an endless war in Venezuela. Democrats must end their Epstein inquiry NOW.
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NY Times Pitchbot
8 days ago
Nicolas Maduro is a monster. Among other things, he overthrew a presidential election that, deep down, he knew he lost. by Donald J. Trump
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Riker Googling
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klingon bird of prey admin password default
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Picard Tips
8 days ago
Picard management tip: Don't negotiate absurd schedules with engineers. Encourage truth telling and reasonable time estimates.
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NY Times Pitchbot
8 days ago
First Mamdani. Now Maduro. Can New York City handle this much communism in one city?
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Fandorin
9 days ago
Würde diesem Hörer dann noch Ermanno Ysaÿe-Lamborghinis berühmte Tonfolge HDF ans Herz legen.
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Star Trek Minus Context
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NY Times Pitchbot
9 days ago
Nicolás Maduro to join Harvard’s Institute of Politics
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NY Times Pitchbot
9 days ago
Donald Trump is doing extrajudicial war the right way. by Ezra Klein
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