Of all the movies to remake, THE EXORCIST has got to be the one to remake the least, right?

“You didn’t build that!”

Thinking about my own past medical history for no reason today. Guess I’ll change my display name.

goons all gone

This is the single greatest post in BlueSky history.

It is legally impossible for a sitting president to “violate classification”.

China is obsessed with culture war. It just doesn’t usually get translated into English.

Happy Mardi Gras!

Why are y’all liking my post about Athens when you should be liking my post about how drunk Mardi Gras is! Not me tho! I’m just charming!

Hey hang on; I’m a drunk white guy: is this about me??!??

I am so drunk. Wild it hasn’t made me even one iota more fuckable. What are the odds, I ask you.

The thing about Mardi Gras is that I don’t think anyone gives a shit about me or my photos but I still hope they are all happy and well anyways!

Old Absinthe House in New Orleans #MardiGras

Some more #LundiGras from last night.

You only get one life. There is no big gender prize at the end for “doing it right”.

See how easy it is?

Somehow made it the whole 36 hours without my lightning cable😩 Hopefully there’s someplace outside the station where I can get one.

By executive order I hereby declare Gin to be delicious

I executive order free drinks in the lounge car on this mother fucking train, yeehaw

I executive order all you can eat sea food buffet

I don’t know what the rules about the observation car are, but this is nicer than the roomette so far. The food at lunch was good too. I’ll update after dinner here in a couple hours.

Man something the photos and news didn’t prepare me for is just how incredibly ugly the border wall is.

Currently in hour 7 of Amtrak’s Sunset Limited from Tucson to New Orleans. Any good recommendations for train movies??

First episode of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms has me cautiously optimistic.

I think this is only true if you also grant that a screwdriver is a level of intelligence.

Please do not sit on this cat

I’m still stuck on how weird it is that a duly elected Senator acts like an administration employee. This would have been deeply shameful even 10 years ago.

Watching the swisher interview of Tim Onion and man I don’t know if I really believe that she understands humor at all.

Why doesn’t NBC show us more of the chase drone footage? It‘s so wild whenever they actually do.

Luge? Oh, you mean the coward’s Skeleton?

Couldn’t agree more

Luge? Oh, you mean the coward’s Skeleton?

“I hate the eagles” shut the fuck up. Seven Bridges Road changed my life the first time I heard it.

sure but i think it's at least equally as likely that he's just a huge dipshit who hired a bunch of ex murdoch gossip rag guys to run his vanity paper

bro is literally falling asleep during the presser

lil greggy cow

I notice they didn’t specify if he was the chief of starting or putting them out

DOW (department of woke)

Some great performances, but also goddamn, it does not let up at all.

Watching ‘If I Had Legs I’d Kick You’ and I don’t know if a movie has ever stressed me out this much. We’re on our third break so far.

there's a little thought that I think whenever I see one of these new terrors. I will never speak it out loud, but I think it all the same.

Even if you’re a royalist the Tarquins were uh not considered good at the whole thing?

There’s something surreal about listening to a podcast about romantasy books, because as they’re describing the dumbest, most predictable thing possible they seem to keep eliding the obvious which is that a popular thing can actually be not very good.

I’m a broken record, but the only thing he had to do to avoid impeachment was literally nothing. Trump is not playing 5d chess. He is the author of his own destruction.

Yeah uh, someone told me about it

Just finished Black Bag and it was entertaining but I’ve seen in on a number of ‘must watch’ lists and uh it was fine? Clearly did not understand how intelligence works, and probably would have been better keeping everyone just “spies” instead of using terms like “sigint”.

What time does the beer light go on at the pentagon these days, anyone know?

This is a good thread, but I think something that gets confused by the way we use terms like "free market" is that most of these terms are not actually well defined, and like 'capitalism' itself, even the left even ends up adopting frames that benefit the class of capital owners.