Sam
@ichosebooks.bsky.social
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You chose looks, I chose books
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add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago
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iucounu
14 days ago
Stupid prick tweets ‘resign!’, ludicrously (3, 9)
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Amazing things happening on Book Threads
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Recent discoveries in paleontology: velociraptor actually had feathers, dracorex was actually a teenage pachycephalosaurus, and T-rex was actually Italian
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'Round 1...FIGHT!'
about 1 month ago
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Euclid about to invent the regular polyhedron:
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If you see some idiot trying to Akira Slide his lime bike down The Strand tonight, it wasn't me
about 1 month ago
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My name is Ozymandias, king of kings Look upon my works, ye mighty, and like & subscribe to help me keep making works
about 1 month ago
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Let this be a lesson to all of us: blasting your haters on main WORKS
about 1 month ago
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Helena Fitzgerald
about 1 month ago
a just and loving god would have let Hilary Mantel live to hear “the pope is weak on crime”
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French Emigrant
about 1 month ago
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Steve Berry
about 2 months ago
We are now further away in time from Charlie's Angels than Charlie's Angels was from Charlie's Angels when they made Charlie's Angels.
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At this point the only explanation for Helen DeWitt's generational run of publishing bad luck is that she beat up Johannes Gutenberg in a past life
about 2 months ago
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'Don't wear white to someone else's wedding' discourse has NOTHING on 'don't wear a Spiderman costume to another kid's spiderman party'
about 2 months ago
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Steven (with a PH)
almost 2 years ago
Me being tarred: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. Me being feathered: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Cock-a-doodle-doo!
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about 2 months ago
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Bring back Hater librarians
about 2 months ago
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Ben Lerner. Ben Teecher. Ben Pozer. Ben Chattur.
about 2 months ago
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Wtf?!
about 2 months ago
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WELL WHICH IS IT, ONE A PENNY OR TWO A PENNY?!
about 2 months ago
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When you haven't met your quota at the road naming factory and it's 4.59pm Friday
about 2 months ago
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If I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs
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The only solution is to imprison all authors in a transparent glass dome located in full view of the public while they write their first draft, thus ensuring that every last apostrophe is a product of human toil.
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NASA failed to consider that whatever alien civilisation finds the Voyager golden record will probably just immediately flog it on discogs
2 months ago
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There are still good and pure things* in this world *charity shops that don't check eBay/abebooks before slapping £1 stickers on first editions of Booker Prize winners
2 months ago
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Frances Meh
3 months ago
Can this be a solution?
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Cmmmaawwwwn Redwall money 🤞🤞
3 months ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
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victory through tenderness
3 months ago
"why did you become a writer" because no one gave a shit about my special interests growing up. now i make them everyone else's problem. next question
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World Book Day Tip: if your kid convinces 14 friends to pool their WBD tokens they can preorder a copy of the new Ben Lerner
3 months ago
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Bump! Thump! Thump! Bump! Down the wall in the hall.
3 months ago
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