Stupid prick tweets ‘resign!’, ludicrously (3, 9)

Amazing things happening on Book Threads

Recent discoveries in paleontology: velociraptor actually had feathers, dracorex was actually a teenage pachycephalosaurus, and T-rex was actually Italian

'Round 1...FIGHT!'

Euclid about to invent the regular polyhedron:

If you see some idiot trying to Akira Slide his lime bike down The Strand tonight, it wasn't me

My name is Ozymandias, king of kings Look upon my works, ye mighty, and like & subscribe to help me keep making works

Let this be a lesson to all of us: blasting your haters on main WORKS

a just and loving god would have let Hilary Mantel live to hear “the pope is weak on crime”

French Emigrant

We are now further away in time from Charlie's Angels than Charlie's Angels was from Charlie's Angels when they made Charlie's Angels.

At this point the only explanation for Helen DeWitt's generational run of publishing bad luck is that she beat up Johannes Gutenberg in a past life

'Don't wear white to someone else's wedding' discourse has NOTHING on 'don't wear a Spiderman costume to another kid's spiderman party'

Me being tarred: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. Me being feathered: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Bring back Hater librarians

Ben Lerner. Ben Teecher. Ben Pozer. Ben Chattur.

Wtf?!

WELL WHICH IS IT, ONE A PENNY OR TWO A PENNY?!

When you haven't met your quota at the road naming factory and it's 4.59pm Friday

If I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs

The only solution is to imprison all authors in a transparent glass dome located in full view of the public while they write their first draft, thus ensuring that every last apostrophe is a product of human toil.

NASA failed to consider that whatever alien civilisation finds the Voyager golden record will probably just immediately flog it on discogs

There are still good and pure things* in this world *charity shops that don't check eBay/abebooks before slapping £1 stickers on first editions of Booker Prize winners

Can this be a solution?

Cmmmaawwwwn Redwall money 🤞🤞

"why did you become a writer" because no one gave a shit about my special interests growing up. now i make them everyone else's problem. next question

World Book Day Tip: if your kid convinces 14 friends to pool their WBD tokens they can preorder a copy of the new Ben Lerner

Bump! Thump! Thump! Bump! Down the wall in the hall.