In today's edition of "There's Always a Tweet," we go to this post by then Senator Marco Rubio in 2023:

Facts Matter

Can you name a song with a city in the title?

He purposely chose April Fool's Day to address the nation to provide plausible deniability for whatever nonsensical blather that comes out of his tiny lying mouth hole. #EmbarrassmentInChief

Hmmm….tough call. Listen to a judge, constitution, and the people?? Or listen to a 37+ felony sadist child rapist that looks and squeels like a pig, and had more than a handful of bankrupted businesses covered in fraud?🤔 I think I will choose the first.

Exactly! I love this! 💕 #SheShed

You know why some major MAGA are finally, 11 years later, waking up? B/c it's directly affecting them. If gas prices came down significantly today, due to some major political negotiation by a another country's leader, Trump would take credit, & they'd praise and vote again for him again.

Let’s go! 🫶🏼

Just when I get tired and fall asleep its time to start Wednesday.

Epstein files. Now.

Uh oh! Really is anyone surprised? This is an inside job. Chuckles was a sacrifice. Follow the money.

Can a journalist please let this goober know that this is exactly what tRump and the Repugs are doing to the USA?

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Oh, the humanity! Or the... chocolanity? That’s not just a heist; that’s a hate crime against snack-kind.

We tried to warn that #Project2025 was real. Now, we're fighting it. Once again, a shout out to those who just *couldn't vote* for Kamala Harris, because they believed she was responsible for *Netanyahu's *genocide. At least that was your excuse. Just own your racism and misogyny. 🖕 #SheShed

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Let's focus on something we ALL agree on: #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

This is great! 😏😊🙂😉😜

Tiger Woods can fuck all the way off.

Sen. Marsha Blackburn slips out of DC before the vote to end the DHS shutdown.

Looks like Nick Shirley and Benny Johnson hooked up through the grindr app.

Brilliant!

I can't stop laughing at this. They talk a lot about "real men" but pedestalize and idolize lesser men. Dare I say manlets.

but acceptable for any day that ends in "y".

How the hell did we get here? I will never understand as long as I live ……

Why is tRump afraid of Women voting when he loves little girls so much? His SAVE Act is to save him and the Republicans who bend the knee as he bombed a school with 200+ schoolgirls in it! Now he said he'll bomb "Just For FUN!" He's pressuring Congress to pass his SAVE ACT against women using God.

You thought you would be immune to being thrown under the bus huh Kegs! 🤣 Don’t you know the cult leader is never at fault? #SheShed www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Its cute but amazing that both the cat and dog were bone dry when they got into the car.

the anime gamer nazis woke up.

Someone wanted to follow me so I went to vet and the guy has a cock shot as his pinned tweet. Im not really interested in looking at pics of some guys pecker on social media.

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I'll miss the nights when Chuck Norris would check under his bed for me. RIP Chuck.

I may be preaching to the choir, but I heavily recommend reading, It Could Never Happen Here by Sinclair Lewis.

Make Christian Nationalism illegal. Oh wait, it already is and is written into the Constitution.