The more I learn about Epstein, the more I understand why Michael Jackson and Paul Reubens were thrown under the bus

By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.

I'll give you three!

If they can arrest a prince, you can arrest a president. Thou shalt arrest the Epstein criminals in the USA. Git ‘r’ done. The Lord has spoken. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Views may differ, but #freespeech is vital to our democracy. Please share this out. youtu.be/tEmZ37hkMFk?...

I admit I ate crow about Chris Pratt But I still defend Sydney Sweeney My question: What is Right, just assuming the worst out of people?

Confession: I never got into the Good Place. I feel like seeing a few jokes out of context and being rubbed the wrong way gave me a bad attitude But after my mom and my brothers glowing response to that show I might give it a shot

I'M your present #cat #caturday #catsky

Probably Rock Band Which I parkayed into a love of playing music

Happy Friday the 13th

Everyone dunked on her looks in Snow White but when she doesn't have that hideous hair, she is quite attractive

Top Secret Also apparently it's a hot take to say this but I consider TS a little funnier than Airplane

#Music #Musicsky #MusicChallenge #Reverberations David Bowie Heroes Day - 11 youtube.com/watch?v=lXgk...

Blackkklansman

Science Boy made it to Akronomicon

At a local con, Science Boy got the rub from the Daughter from Honey I Shrunk the Kids and one of the Bathroom Cheerleaders from Sceam

We Live in Time I was miffed at the Iron Claw and the Menus snubs but those movies came out in stacked years WLIT came out in a pretty anemic year for the Oscars

Remember Hawkeyes rant about war being worse than Hell because bad people go to Hell and good people go to war?

Glass as half full: Trump wouldn't be making petty beta videos if we weren't getting to him

If you see this, share a character that starts with the letter E

Okay I'm not too good for this kind of humor

Besides the racism, a grown man grinding his ax when he's essentially won is beta AF

The American President - Know the Difference youtu.be/nbWQmBrx2Ow?...

Post a ship that's not Star Trek or Star Wars

Biggest Revelations From The Epstein Files https://theonion.com/biggest-revelations-from-the-epstein-files/

Name them shame them

Drop something CATS

Neither

Someone else used my example But I got another!

Is this so they can jerk off to their own footage after the murders

Saving this one

#Melania - the movie so bad it got the Epstein files released

Keep it positive this week! 👍

Already shared someone picking Blazing Saddles so...

By a country mile.

Drop something bald And I know @jimbevan85.bsky.social will have fun with this one

See a goblin, post a goblin... or trolls

Liam goes home… www.instagram.com/reel/DUOW4_E...

MY chair! #catsky #caturday

SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods. S1: archive.org/details/sctv... S2: archive.org/details/sctv... S3: archive.org/details/19-m... S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s... S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky

Demond Wilson 1946-2026 RIP

This is the winter of our rage. Bless the protesters in Minneapolis.

I mean if she gets along with Stephen Colbert and Amanda Seyfried she can't be that bad

"Democrats paved the way for fascism!" Yeah, and eating food paves the way for taking a shit. But I'd still rather eat food than eat shit.

I wasnt even over Catherine Ohara and we just lost Demond Wilson 😭

There will never be another. Her performances were UNMATCHED. I’m devastated.

Minnesota will be under terrorist siege until ICE leaves. People have a right to defend themselves from this political assault.

If Bill Cosby ever shows remorse for his crimes, be sure to tell him "This is an old person trying to get into Heaven!"