Do you ever just throw a random wrestling chant out to liven up your day-to-day? There may or may not have been chants of… “BA-GEL SAND-WICH (Tap-tap-taptaptap) BA-GEL SAND-WICH (Tap-tap-taptaptap)” …in my kitchen a moment ago… 🤼

Had a great time at the MN Renaissance Festival yesterday with the family. It was so much fun watching the nieces and nephew experience the magic! The Sunday Scaries do be hitting hard tonight though…

I normally LOATHE when people immediately start fantasy booking a brand-new champion to lose…and I like Kris Statlander A LOT… but when’s @willowwrestles.bsky.social get a shot? 👀🤼 #GiveWillowEVERYTHING #AEW

Catching up on All Out… I see we’ve reached the point in the cycle where Pac returns. Now he will work a few matches, and then disappear for months again… The cycle continues…

Anybody else got that weird sort of social anxiety that makes hanging out with a crew not so bad, but hanging out with JUST ONE PERSON is mildly terrifying, as you feel an obligation to fill any and all silence and you’re afraid they will realize you’re barely a real person? Asking for a friend…

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

We are apparently at the convergence of the most depressing timeline and the stupidest timeline. thenerdstash.com/bethesda-und...

Share a favorite cover as a timeline cleanse, if you’d like. Lord knows the timeline could use a good cleanse… youtu.be/3IeyGDev7V0?...

To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.

What a fun and fantastic @f1rstwrestling.bsky.social show at @blackhartstp.com! We love our Champ Jordan!

I have thoughts about the BIG NEWS STORY from the last couple days, but will not express them, because I’m exhausted of the BIG NEWS STORY. Mostly because it keeps exposing people I thought were real, compassionate human beings as…something else. Up until 2016 I believed most people were good…

Man, 16-year-old me vibing to “Antichrist Superstar” would have been STOKED to know I’d get to see the actual apocalypse in 2025.

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it

1000?! The upper limit of the counting ability of an elite referee remains undefined… Congrats to Clark; I hope he has as much fun refereeing as we do supporting him!

my car got broken into last night i lost a lot of stuff in this break in. this is the culprit. if you can all help share it and help identify or even just encourage them to get my stuff back i’d really appreciate it. unfortunately all my merch was taken and so was my emergency fund

I always try to check myself on potential parasocial relationships, but @nurdrocks.bsky.social always greets me like an old friend. Love this dude and I’m so excited for his @f1rstwrestling.bsky.social debut tomorrow!!

If you see this, QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10 🎶 #musicsky #music

Back when Mountain Dew was brave enough to say “I’ll tickle you internally; and I see nothing wrong with that…”

I try to walk the path of thy humble one, but I made corn on the cob so good on the grill tonight that my wife nearly cried. She’s passionate about corn.

Fair warning- Whilst in your pocket, the box will not protect the chocolate on your biscuit stick from getting melty due to the heat of humans in close proximity. I can say first hand it is a very humbling experience to have a lady grab your biscuit stick and only pull back a broken, sticky stub.

🎶 Let’s have some fun, this chocolate’s slick 🎵 🎶I wanna take a bite of your biscuit stick🎵

As I am sitting on my deck watching the @ringofhonor.bsky.social #DeathBeforeDishonor show from last night, I am reminded why we choose to stay in MN despite the often awful winters and sometimes swampy summers. It should be like this 364 days a year.

Growing up as an introvert I always thought extroverts were just "better" at being social than me, but that is so definitely not the case. Sometimes the music isn't any good, it's just turned up louder.

He’s almost got all six Infinity Donuts! Thank god dogs can’t snap!

Royal Raspberry Sour Soft Serve acquired!

Dude at the MN State Fair with the unmitigated gall to wear a “Guns don’t kill people, dads with pretty daughters kill people,” on today of all days. What a tone-deaf dipshit.

The fine folks at Sociable Cider Werks (1500 Fillmore, just north of Broadway and east of Central) are hosting a blood drive today at 2:00pm in hopes it may help any of the kids and others shot today.

Shout out to @drhilariousphd.bsky.social for great hangs and GREAT food for Forbidden Door! Wrestling is better with WrestleFriends, especially WrestleFriends that like to cook!

Good gawd that tag match went CRAZY! 😳 #AEWDynamite

Drop an old pic of yourself that you still love ❤️ (I couldn’t pick just one!)

You ever get frustrated having creative ideas with no outlet to express them? In a possibly related thought, how cool would a wrestler themed after the band Ghost be? Give em the Diamond Dust and a Crucifix Bomb and name them “Mummy Dust” and “Mariana Cross” respectively…

@gullyboysband.bsky.social Y’all see this?

R I B S Imma be unavailable for a bit. Food coma time.

TBH, this is the hardest part of the “making ribs” journey - not immediately devouring them after their initial time on the grill. But it would be unconscionable to deny them their rightful rest on a delicious bed of brown sugar, honey butter, and honey…

Is it raining? Li’l bit, li’l bit. Do we care? Not a bit, not a bit. Today we’re making R I B S .

I had a competition with an old coworker to sneak the phrase “vast difference” into casual conversation as often as we could. I really enjoy the word facetious because it means “treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor,” but also kinda sounds like you’re talking about poop.

Once in my heartbroken twenties, following some VagueBook post of mine about romantic insecurities, a dear friend responded with the entire “claws & fangs” speech from Swingers. It landed as one of the best compliments I’ve ever been paid, and I still think about it a lot. (Like right now.)

Justifiable “Bad Gateway” posts here on Bluesky!

Looks better than the limo did.

Li’l King and I miss Eddie Kingston. #AEW 🤼

HEY! I paid full price… …and I regret nothing, this game is amazing. Go buy it while it’s on the cheap and call some friends!

The Cheapest 3 month lease Studio I cant find with this company that will rent to me in Theory is Available NOW. Last Unit in the Building. if I can get to this 1200 more goal I can call them and apply TOMORROW. Please reskeet an Annoying amount. there are 12 people with hundred dollars somewhere.

hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors

WATCH THIS: Last night, NUR-D celebrated his new album “Chunkadelic” with a release show at The Fillmore in Minneapolis, MN... And F1RST Wrestling’s Mr. Williams crashed the set!

@shanradio.bsky.social was very amused by the wrestlers in the window! 🤣

RIP Ozzy youtu.be/NKqHLO6FM-Q?...

With Astro Bot and now Donkey Kong Bananza, I am all in on a new golden age of video games that are just unapologetically FUN.

Yes, new champ @hangmanpage.bsky.social is wonderful - but good golly those balconies in the Aragon Ballroom!! 😍😍😍 #AEWDynamite 🤼

The theatre of the mind in our dreams allows all our past selves to exist in the world as it is now, with confusing and nonsensical results. Last night I was making crab dip with @rjcity.bsky.social .