wine selection based on #hazbinhotel characters will continue until morale improves 🙃

quick question for the #valentino stans: is the idea that his smoke/saliva functions as an aphrodisiac just a common fanon assumption or is it like, an actual piece of lore that viv shared with someone’s sister’s cousin’s brother at a convention one time? #hazbinhotel #hellaverse

i truly do not understand how they packed so many incredible shots/angles/camera movements into the mere 1:13 of vox dei my mouth? agape every time

i knew i was making a dangerous call when i finally sat down with chapter 9 of @vcheriee.bsky.social’s “Barkeep, another whiskey” but i really wanted to read the update and i truly thought i was as prepared as i could get…… chat, i was NOT ready and now i need to go cry in a dark room #radiostatic

you know who really stays winning? everyone with monetized YouTube channels that had the foresight to upload “Don’t Say Yes Until I Finish Talking” before S2 dropped 😂 the version that i keep looping has hundreds of thousands of new views since October (and only a few thousand were from me)

the feeling you get from discovering things about the #hazbinhotel/#hellaverse canon by dissecting the merch drops is literally the same feeling that comes from finding easter eggs in a taylor swift music video, it’s just in a different font 🤷‍♀️

lowkey me, every time i see that a new interview has come out from anyone involved with hazbin’s production in any way:

i can’t figure out how to save posts privately on bluesky, so i’m gonna quote this because i need it to live forever in my timeline #radiostatic

scientists need to study whatever drug christian borle injected into his delivery of “i’m the master and you’re my bottomest bitch” #radiostatic #voxal #hazbinhotel

this almost made me spit out my coffee 😂😂😂

can’t believe i kept a meat sack alive for 3 decades just for a couple of pounds of grey matter at the top of it to wake up one day and say: “you are going to become irreparably & wildly obsessed with the egomanical bisexual tv man to the detriment of everything else in your life” #vox #hazbinhotel

i’m too old & mentally ill to have a favorite character whose nickname is virtually indistinguishable from the evil technology using all of our water and killing our minds like, do you mean ‘fuck AI’ in a ‘viva la human creativity’ way, or do you mean you want the Radio Demon to get plowed? 🤔

the fact that i’ve only read one fic in which #vox is subjected to an explanation of #omegaverse after his vox dei performance is an absolute CRIME against humanity. i’m just a girl, standing in front of the #hazbinhotel fandom, asking more of you to step up and scandalize the evil tv man 📺🙏

If we get a role reversal in S3 where Alastor keeps asking around about Vox bc he’s vanished out of the public eye and nobody else really cares where he is, I’ll be the emotional equivalent of a rotisserie chicken rotating on a spit for too long I hope that makes sense #radiostatic

me: it’s so weird that the tiktok algorithm thinks i’m #autistic 🤔

also me: *uses a pair of literal pliers to pull the cotton ball out of a bottle of my dog’s anxiety medication because i can’t stand the texture*

look, i will (almost) never yuck someone’s yum, but i gotta admit that radiojoy fills me with genuine confusion because alastor would destroy emily’s innocence faster than you can order & receive a little caesar’s hot and ready pizza

its giving #alastor in every #murdermedia AU and i need you all to know that it hits every time 😌

you DARE to bless my timeline with this gorgeous art?!?! straight to jail to think about what you’ve done! 😤

i get to watch the last 3 episodes of #hazbinhotel s2 with my bestie tonight and i am so excited to finally be able to tell her all of my canon divergent fic ideas without fear of spoilers 🤩🥳

You just want attention...📺📻✨ #voxal #RadioStatic

my emotional support serial killers 😌

i’m a simple woman 🤷‍♀️ #radiostatic #voxal #hazbinhotel #fanfiction

love your friends, let your friends love you

still thinking about how #Vox dismissed the question of physically accessing Heaven by calling it “semantics” like, Valentino was so real for asking about it, and not having a real answer has left my canon-divergent fic idea kinda dead in the water, which somehow just makes his response funnier? 🤣

the bestie and i made it to s2e4 today and i literally feel like i can die in peace knowing i did my part to spread the gospel of #radiostatic

#radiostatic vox is whipped i fear

in case you were wondering, this is objectively the correct use of an #ao3 author’s note section 🤣

me, introducing my best friend to vox & alastor

is there a specific name for the type of humor that would have been a hit @tumblr.com #textpost between 2013-2017? if not, there should be! that’s the content that i’m looking for on bluesky. bury me in fandom and #shitposts and you’ll become my favorite app 🙏🏻

'what is this feeling?' playing in the distance #RadioStatic

some of you have never paused your tv to give the animated character on screen a little kiss and it SHOWS 😤

*quietly* ……..don’t do this to me 😭

it’s genuinely so fun to rewatch s1 of #hazbinhotel and remember how delightfully cunty and unserious Alastor is when he’s not actively falling apart from an angelic soul wound 😂

i just got to watch the first 4 episodes of #hazbinhotel with my best friend and it’s her first time seeing the show 🤩🥰 Y’all…..SHE GETS IT! i feel like i can confidently say that my week has now peaked 😭

you can’t do this to me unless there’s a companion fic 😭😭😭

yes, go for it! what could possibly go wrong... #hazbinhotel #radiostatic #staticradio #radiosilence #voxal

how i look at my phone when i get an update notification for @vcheriee.bsky.social’s “barkeep, another whiskey” 🥃

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

babe, are you okay? you've barely said anything since you've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal

has someone made a #hazbinmeta post about the fact that charlie is excitedly talking about seeing a koala at the heaven zoo in s1e6 and then in s2e3 she’s talking about an incident with a koala in the sharing circle with Vox & Velvette? i desperately need to know what happened at the zoo

i am SHRIEKING just saw some rando on tiktok refer to christian borle as a “hear me out” and i have never been so offended in my entire life 🙅‍♀️ ARE WE EVEN LOOKING AT THE SAME MAN?!?!?

i found a screenshot of a conversation i had years ago & i don’t remember the context but i read it again and my first thought was “if alastor had ever said this to vox, he would have permanently bluescreened, my guy” 😂

the only real content setting that i want on bsky is the option to hide fan art depicting human!alastor with a mustache 😅🫣

one thing about my #neurodivergent ass is that i simply do not possess relationship degradation mechanics

one of the funniest things about my personal descent into #radiostatic madness is that i was completely sold on the ship from s1, but i consumed so little fanwork that i had literally no idea people thought alastor had a tail until vox brought it up in s2e4 😂

i did not have “using vore as bait to recruit people into watching #hazbinhotel” on my 2026 bingo card, but here we are 🤷‍♀️ i feel like it’s what @vivziepop.bsky.social would have wanted 😂

is there enough overlap between the #heatedrivalry fandom and the #alastor fandom to justify wasting my time making a joke edit of alastor & vox with this interview audio? (asking for my own #radiostatic obsessed ass 🤣)

Oh murdermedia my beloved how you make me kick my feet in childlike wonderment 🥰🥰🥰🥰 #hazbinhotelfanart #HazbinHotelVox #HazbinHotelAlastor #murdermedia #radiostaic

this might just be the edible talking, but i feel like we, as a community of #alastor stans, are not making liberal enough use of “cannibal” by ke$ha 😂