I learned that this is Swedish for “In The Kitchen” @goldlikejoel.bsky.social

Seein my lady friend for the first time in 10 days and you know the #hashtag

1st stop at home, Santarpios. #iykyk

Touchdown at Logan finally

2nd flight, 8 hours, nobody next to me! I have won the travel day!

Flight 1 middle seat empty fuck yeah!

16 hour travel day on tap. At least I’m getting paid time and a half for this shit ✈️

Meet me in the Lustgarden

My work in Sweden is done. Tomorrow, I go home. 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪

Are you man enough?

Could the Hulk jork it so hard he would tear off his own pecker?

I’m about ready to go the fuck home

I have 420 Kronor

I somehow scored 2nd row tickets to moe.

A lot of “best I’ve ever eaten” on my TL tonight (myself included)

@radiator9987.bsky.social good eats tonight

Had probably the best ravioli in my life tonight in of all places, Scandinavia

Rented one of them Lime scooters and got completely lost on Uppsala, Sweden for like an hour. Had to ask like 5 college kids where I was going. Very ok boomer moment.

moe. In NH in Feb!

‘sup Stu?

Waiting for a statement from Bobby

My daughter got her first acceptance letter, Michigan State! Proud dad today.

Oh no. Not Donna. 😢

Handies

When people ask if I did anything fun in Sweden

Remember that time Phish played Crosseyed and Painless into Run Like An Antelope? Yeah that was pretty cool.

Not gonna fall for that banana in the tailpipe bullshit

BMFS has been all over the TL lately. I should prolly check him out sometime

I downloaded Beverly Hills Cop to watch later in my iPad, and here it is on Swedish tv

Took a nap and rallied.

@dijcrap.hates.lol 40° in Stockholm and the skirts are to the fur line on a Saturday night

I did it

4:15 and it’s dark in Stockholm

I was going to tell yous all how cool the Vasa Museum was, but then stumbled upon this gem

VIKING WARRIORS

Sirens in Europe always make me think of The Bourne Identity

The bed in my hotel room is a queen with two twin size top sheets and comforters. This is genius and may have to try when I get home

Waking up at 3 am in Stockholm is a vibe. People are loud on the streets. I love it.

Stockholm is a fucking killer city

I am seeing Iron Maiden in NJ next year fuck yeah

Found the darts bar on Stockholm

Friday morning in Munich

Europeans are so good looking

I feel bad for airport workers. Going to the airport to travel sucks bad enough. Having to go every today must be horrible.

It’s 6:40am and still pitch black out. Does this happen every day?

Travel day blows

I think I can fit everything I need for my trip in a carry on, but I won’t be able to take darts because I have to check them. Dammit.

It’s barely rained in four months in New England and the day I fly out this week? Downpours.

OMG the Margaritaville Cape Cod commercial on tv makes me want to go anywhere in the world except for Margaritaville Cape Cod.

Stout