Luke Littler just added an extra £120K to his pocket

It was $2.59 ten days ago

I fucking hate doing this

I can barely keep the 5 I was given in good shape

Dream color combination.

Rejoice for tomorrow we will be on normal time

Watching darts on my phone while waiting for ham at the Market Basket deli counter

Sorry you had to hear bad things about your favorite untz band today.

Culprit.

What’s a Thursday morning without a giant lag bolt sticking out of my tire?

Welp it looks like my daughter is going to University of Delaware so I guess it’s GO BLUE HENS

Weather in New England is wild

Bret Michaels sold out but DLR on sale for a month and still tickets available 😬

Just was in a two and a half hour meeting where for the first hour and a half engineers argued over what the meeting should be about

I should call her…

Dart league cancelled for tonight which is fine I didn’t wanna drive in this shit anyway

I just saw a commercial that said “pack your box at nuts.com” and I think this whole Johnny Blue Skies thing has gone too far

Ok so we’re done with this experiment. Winter is over time to be grilling these.

Let’s see how bad I can fuck up some perfectly good wings

I have been inundated with #pizzabeans pictures, and from what I can tell, it’s just slop

Had pizza for my last three meals over the past two days so now it’s time to detox

I am at Volturno in Worcester because it’s always in the Phantom Gourmet and makes me hungry

From @espn.com yes, it all make sense now.

This months electric bill is out of control. May set up a gofundme.

Josh Rock threw a 9-darter last night in Belfast. When you do that, you get a set of solid gold darts worth something like £30k

Yous guys could always just hit up Sam

Heading into #girthweek with a BEC sammy

Listen pro wrestling is fun and all but I don’t need ESPN’s in-depth analysis and predictions on who’s winning. They already know.

Goddamn I love my off Fridays

We are on the field for Fenway

I want to attempt a Sully-esque egg flip here but I’m also hungry

MEHtallica

Wolfgang Van Halen looks exactly what you would expect Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli’s kid would look like

I just shoveled a little and ya know what? I love this shit. I will take this over 90° and 100% humidity any day.

Boston Channel 5 has the hottest morning news crew

@bungle094.bsky.social how you holding up bro

Laughing at all of the Tier 3 weather people that got sent out to the south shore with ski goggles for live reports

Freak in the sheets

This song gets me pumped every time music.apple.com/us/album/the...

Wait so there’s no more curling?

USA beats Canada in Italy and they’re playing Coldplay smdh

Back on our bullshit

Welp

@jettatibbs is decorating the inside of her office and we found some vinyl to put up on her shelves

Just finished shoveling gonna crack a couple of tinnies

love too thrush muffs

Wow, America, penis SO big. 1-0. How can Slovokia compete with penis so small?

I would totally deep dive into #BMFS but where do I start? Honestly, I’m ok with bluegrass but after like 20 minutes I can’t

I worked for Disney on Ice for too long to want to watch Olympic figure skating.

Yo @bashido.bsky.social I’ve been doing this and it’s getting exponentially better.