new short story alert ‼️ read here: open.substack.com/pub/dumpster...

was leaving work today and asked if somebody could reach over and unplug my laptop from the wall socket except I said "will someone please unplug me" and then decided to make it worse by saying "GOD just pull the plug" and nobody laughed

"We lost Ackerman to Smith a long time ago" For Eruri week day 3: enemies to lovers. (Shh I'm only two hrs late) #eruri #LeviAckerman #ErwinSmith #ErwinXLevi #エルリ #aot #eruriweek2025

Allooo, "Stupor" is totally on time for day 3 of the #eruriweek2025 🍻 Canon Universe 🍻 Drunk Erwin 🍻 Word count: 858 words 💖Thank you for the event @theeruriweek.bsky.social #eruri #levi #leviackerman #erwinsmith #aot #snk archiveofourown.org/works/742760...

愛しい愛しいあなたと

A quick sketch for @eruriweek.bsky.social #eruri #LeviAckerman #ErwinSmith #ErwinXLevi #エルリ #aot

Omg stop staring at his man… #eruriweek2025 trips to the ocean #eruri

Chapter 10 of Charon is now available on AO3! Levi sets out on a risky mission to Titan in search of dilithium and faces terrifying creatures that put both the mission and the Scout’s future at risk. archiveofourown.org/works/490429...

Here's a taste of the twisted consequences that await #eruri at a nobles' funding ball. Will be posting soon ~ #wipwednesday

I couldn't find this meme again so I had to remake it because it NEEDS to exist #SbrenSbeve

Repost your posts. Brag about your accomplishments. Get yourself treats. Be weird as fuck. Above all, do all these things for those you love too. Life is too short to try not to take up the space you need

Have finished this sketch 🤍 - bsky.app/profile/dari... #eruri #attackontitan #aot #shingekinokyojin #snk #leviackerman #erwinsmith

#eruri #エルリ

sorry it's election night so i need to lib out for a minute, i'll be comrade again in the morning

he should have died in prison :)

may have just put a polycule into my OG novel

Whew, chapter 11 of my #eruri fic is done at last! Featuring: 💜 8k words, thank gods 💚 Author aka me being evil 💜 Erwin being horny on main 💚 More talking 💜 More Marie & Nile! (which I'm sure you're all here for lol) 💚 Surprisingly little politics 💜 Link: archiveofourown.org/works/64647256

In social movement studies, we talk about how marches and protests expand the threshold of acceptable risk so that people take more and bigger social risks IN PUBLIC, EN MASSE. This is extremely important for the bourgeois white folks holding signs and building social rapport.

oh whoops, drew this for the official gardener eruri merch feb 2023, but i don't think i ever posted them 😅

I finally finished Chapter 19 of my aot fanfic Resonance 🙌. archiveofourown.org/works/546888... #eruri #levi #erwin

Chapter 21, Part 2 of the Dutch Grand Prix is now up! 🇳🇱 archiveofourown.org/works/538971... #Erwin #Levi #Formula1 #Eruri

thank you to whoever on eruri reddit recommended Paradise by the Dashboard Light 🫶 and also for teaching me there's an eruri subreddit

Maybe in next life The two of us are here again Totally silent, just like this Close to each other #Eruri [2020]

happy birthday my beloved #eruri

Flashbangs the Crew

Happy birthday Erwin Smith #erwinsmith #ErwinSmithBirthday #AOT

good fucking luck getting any LLM to be as horny as one (1) asexual writer

Now, more than ever, you have to be a weird little pervert who makes art of questionable quality. You need to be driven crazy by the flesh. Because, as we all learned from Cronenberg's The Fly, the computers are not made crazy by the flesh. They can't do it like us.

🚨 NEW ERURI IN 2025 ⁉️ 📖 Multi-chapter ⚔️ Canonverse 🫀ACWNR ⛓️ BD$M 🔥 Slow burn This is ACWNR reimagined by my kinky brain. There will be angst. There will be action. But most importantly, there will be astronomical levels of ✨gay✨🌈 archiveofourown.org/works/722995...

btw did you guys know that october 14 is teachers' day in poland (officially its national education day but everyone calls it teachers' day)? happy birthday to teacher erwin my beloved🎉🎉 (i wanted to quote this drawing but noticed that i never posted it here😭)

someone forgot to buy new contacts #erwinsmith

When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free. When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.

I got my first review for METROPOLIS DOWN and I don't know if it can be beat.

No one is more surprised than I am, but after 2 years, here is chapter 8 of Dragonfly in Amber. archiveofourown.org/works/412273...

chapter 1 draft 2 is complete

I personalised it a bit more 😀

I'm super excited to announce that METROPOLIS DOWN will release on 03 MARCH 2026

map apps should have a "back roads" option where they let you take 2 extra minutes to get somewhere instead of making you cross 4 lanes of highway traffic in order to make a left turn

I feel like not enough people take advantage of the fact that Erwin is a blond blue-eyed man, which means he would very probably blush easily

just saw someone romanticizing being a 2010s hipster my culture is not your costume

"so it looks like the AI made up a number here"

I need this app to either introduce Circles 2.0 or let me make a priv so I can QRT news articles in peace. Buttons yearns to yap 😫

no one asked but the point of no return re: political violence, imo, was the period between the 2020 election and January 6, 2021.

Today on 9/11 #palestine 🧵 1/?

friendly reminder that every time something happens™️ people get on beyonce's internet and say things with absolute certainty like "i have a bad feeling, things are gonna get worse now" but here's a secret: that is called anxiety. those people do not have Special Inner Knowledge, they have anxiety.

hi guys i turned 20 today which means that eruri has officially taken 1/4 of my life since ive been obsessed with them for 5 years now🧍 and to celebrate my bday i drew sleeping eruri🙏🙏🙏

Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.

Grey smoke #leviackerman #levi #aot #snk #attackontitan