It's a meet cute but with suet. Suet cute? Meet suet? #bird #woodpecker

Oh, the downy and the flicker met for breakfast. #birds #woodpecker

@jennylsq.bsky.social This Mazzie Star story, that could be our kid. I didn’t sing it at our wedding but it was on our playlist via DJ Jazzy iBook.

Don’t get me wrong, these Field Roast plant based burgers are good & I like ‘em. But goddam don’t they look like food in space prison.

Gotta go, my ride's here

For those that celebrate #FridayThe13th #FridayTheThirteenth #jason #JasonVorhees #Fangoria

Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico https://theonion.com/turning-point-usa-announces-alternative-puerto-rico/

The utter BS fictions from DHS about every ICE shooting. Howard Lutnick's preposterous Epstein fib, and much more Government lying isn't just bad. It's unconstitutional, and much of it is felony perjury. The next admin needs to send the liars to jail My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/gove...

Yeah olde photo dump of #birds that I'm pretty sure are hooking up for Valentine's Day. 1st batch are eastern bluebirds, pretty sure it's a mated pair.

Too often when discussing trans rights, we’re forced to be on the defensive, as Republicans wage attacks. Today, we take the opportunity to look forward by introducing my Trans Bill of Rights, a comprehensive vision to provide protections for all trans and nonbinary people.

I'm going to do a thread of all the references and context behind Bad Bunny's performance and what it means for Puerto Ricans to see this on the biggest stage. The opening title screen is a street mural in Puerto Rico that comes to life with footballs as coconuts. Follow along!

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. So that's what Ring is name for.

Drawn in 30 seconds #WashingtonPost

I was invited to a con in Puerto Rico soon after the hurricane. They were rebuilding everywhere, parts of the island were still without power. Trump was of course screwing them over. I didn't feel it was right to go, but I was told repeatedly to please come, they needed tourism back. 1/

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

If you're looking for something fun and unique to take your mind off the dumpster fire going on in the world, come and follow me for a daily dose of movie themed, practically shot miniature photography.

'NOT BORN IN THE USA!' All shot using real lighting, smoke, figures and miniature sets. #alf #alienlifeform #brucespringsteen #theboss #photography #miniatures #visualart #creativephotography

You can find ways to support families and pets in Minnesota, as well as organizations working to defend and advance the rights and opportunities of immigrants below campsite.bio/wrdsmm

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

During his speech at the National Prayer Breakfast, Donald Trump announces the event will be renamed The Donald Trump and Jesus National Prayer Breakfast and the event will be closed down for two years for renovations.

So the nat'l "prayer breakfast" is all about war & war crimes, oil, election lies, racism, ego, & greed (and more lies). So there's no obviously no prayer, do they actually get breakfast?

Best friend and co conspirator @ls1228.bsky.social is having major surgery today. Because fuck cancer. Please send good vibes her way and everybody go get your bits and bubbles checked. #ScienceSavesLives

The free-roaming turkeys of Saint Paul, Minnesota: - are enormous - don’t know where they’re going - have no plans or motivations - don’t understand roads - or anything at all, really

BREAKING: Viewers of “Melania” Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days

They weren't rookies The two federal agents who murdered Alex Pretti had a combined 20 years of experience with BP or CBP, and simmered in a toxic culture with an absurd crime rate that must be erased, not "reformed" My new column on what really killed Alex www.inquirer.com/columnists/a...

Love how the dude on the right is like "I gotta get my pup in this pic. #uglydogs

Like the depletion of the ozone layer or the melting of the glaciers, the spacetime barrier that separates realities is thinnest between Dec 24 and Feb 2 every year. If you're not careful during that period, you could experience alternate realities. You might find yourself fundamentally changed.

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

The $75-million, Amazon-funded Melania Trump documentary is tanking at the box office, but a 2018 er0tic thriller, 'Melania: Devourer of Men' that depicts the First Lady as a monster is rocketing up Amazon’s sales charts. That's all thanks to a Reddit-led campaign to derail the documentary.

ICE Not Only Looks and Acts Like a Paramilitary Force – It Is One | These agents are less professional, receive less oversight and are operating in more overtly political ways than is typical of both regular military forces and local police in the United States.

Poor mangy baby, there's a hot dog out back with meds for ya. We seem to have healed up your pal (he's super fluffy now) but you musta missed the first round of ivermectin-dog. #fox #wildlife

We got shiny bois & #woodpeckerwednesday going on this morning.

Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report

Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.

Parts of today were subsumed by Zen of Birbs in Snow. #birds

Watching #birds on our various feeders this snowy morn & I’ve had an epiphany: All female cardinals are Pat Benatar. Punk rock ladies eating seeds

Assigned Media is a plucky little trans news site that punches WAY about its weight class. No one else publishes this level of quality trans journalism as frequently as we do - and we do it on a shoestring. We're raising $20K in January to ensure our work can continue to thrive in 2026. Join us!

Ma Bois. #caturday

A hatch-year Eastern Screech Owl recovering from a window strike. Wings Wildlife posted her with many other birds of prey, urging to help resupply stocks of frozen rats and mice. Want to donate to Wings Wildlife? wingswildlifecentre.com/donate Source: fb.com/833227389002... #owlsintowels 💛🦉

President Trump didn't end up invading a NATO ally this week. Are the Europeans even going to say thank you? by J.D. Vance

You don’t know your role yet maybe, but we are all finding out just what we have to offer. In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.

Cool Rerunnings (Also if you know what a "rerun" is, time to schedule a colonoscopy)

I said goddam.

#blacksabbath #heavenandhell #ronniejamesdio

extremely broad and alarming drone no fly zone designed to protect ICE agents just dropped. notable in part because some folks have used drones to film law enforcement abuses: www.404media.co/feds-create-...

I've been saying to get rid of your ring for years, but SERIOUSLY. Get rid of your ring!!!

SCOOP: Internal ICE material and testimony from an official obtained by 404 Media provides the clearest link yet between the technological infrastructure Palantir is building for ICE and the agency’s activities on the ground. Inside the app called ELITE—what ICE uses to find neighborhoods to raid.