There's a great Maintenance Phase (podcast) episode about this! (also that podcast is brilliant and hilarious)

There’s like 13 mph winds today, so OFC dude was using a leaf blower on his sidewalk. Dude, they’re just gonna blow right back onto the sidewalk, whatever is the fucking point?

I’m a little shocked Freddy didn’t evict Silo from the big bed, sunbeam must be better to the right. #dog #cat #dogsky #catsky #pitbull

Two recent polls show that most Americans disapprove of the destruction of the East Wing. That said, most Republicans approve — unquestionably a mark of the destruction being slotted into partisan framing. www.pbump.net/o/yes-most-a...

JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing. Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵

Shit, Pierre Robert is why I “borrowed” my aunt’s vinyl of American Beauty. And asked my parents what a tie-dye was. He was the best Philly DJ. It’s okay, that aunt never liked the Grateful Dead anyways.

Silo & I go out for a walk and who gloms the dog bed AND ball while we’re gone? #cat #catsky

Damn, she was hilarious. Gonna have to binge Fawlty again

Alright Sag Harbor! Jellyfish is a Maltese and Shih Tzu dog, available for adoption in Sag Harbor, New York!

Mad Magazine, over 50 years ago

So my niece got married today & fuck I’m old.

Sorry, did I wake you? #pitbull #dogsky #uglydog

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‘This is not about me or the others from the flotilla. There are thousands of Palestinians, hundreds of whom are children, held without trial right now. The story is about international solidarity, people coming together to do the work governments are not doing.’ www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/25...

If anyone in Austin has room for a small dog who needs a chill place to hang out, Hope needs a stable foster home. She has a medical issue APA is monitoring and out of the shelter would be better for her. She's 28lbs, friendly & affectionate. www.austinpetsalive.org/adopt/dogs/a...

And what would Milady like for her meal? Ah yes, burger & ice cream, excellent choice. #pitbull #dogsky #dog #uglydog

THE TOXIC AVENGER's fundraising theatrical run wiped the floor with medical debt, with Cineverse, Undue Medical Debt and Toxie fans helping to raise $15 million for an amazing cause.

Silo had met her GA cousin Dolly & pretty sure they’re friends forever #dog #dogsky #pitbull #uglydog

On I-85 in SC and just saw a Cybertruck with a Harry Potter wrap. Like the perfect meeting of the terrible.

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

She’s doing the “daddy suddenly remembered he had another frisbee in the truck” happy butt wiggle. #pitbull #dogsky

"Doing stand-up for a bunch of orcs and trolls and dark wizards doesn’t mean I endorse all that stuff, even though there was a provision in the contract that said I need to endorse all that stuff."

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Gonna eat this box. #cat #catsky

Now I gotta go thru my hoarded bolts & find the right size, because I’m a mess with glue.

Hey, the frisbee made it until Tuesday. #dogsky #pitbull #dog

#HappyRaptureDay everyone! #FunFact: "Rapture" was the first rap single to top the U.S. charts. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCd...

1. Sinclair, which owns dozens of ABC affiliates, played a key role in forcing Jimmy Kimmel off the air. Sinclair's "news desk" then produced a special on Charlie Kirk, which was supposed to air during Kimmel's time slot It presents Kirk as a prophet

Any bets on how long this frisbee is gonna last?

A friend found this at one of those “bid on the self-storage locker” things & gave it to me. It’s clearly cool AF and surprisingly made in 2014. I was guessing the 80’s at oldest. #StarTrek #nerd

Soccer is kinda fun when yer high AF. And now there’s fireworks

When we posted this a couple of weeks ago, we had some AI enthusiasts insist that this diagram was the result of poor prompting, or that the prompt that the original poster made was to generate a funny, bad diagram. So we decided to test ChatGPT's capability...

Blue iguana climbs back from the brink. Grand Cayman’s blue iguana, once down to fewer than 25 individuals, now numbers more than 1,000 in the wild. Captive breeding, habitat restoration and community engagement reversed what was nearly a Caribbean extinction. CNN buff.ly/GKiJpcz #ShareGoodNewsToo

And she didn’t even go to Beer Fest. #dogsky #pitbull

Our hoppy place #beer www.discoverlansdale.org/beer-tasting...

Big day at the pool today #birbs #birdsky #birds

Some of y’all need to move over. #catsky #dogsky #pitbull

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I swear I've seen more pollinators this summer vs last. Way more bees & butterflies about. And we got "baby" swallowtails on our carrots! Good, because the carrots are doing shit, least someone gets some food out them... #bugs #butterfly #garden

Big day at the pool #bird #birds #birdsky

Real glad we wore masks during our pre-painting deep clean of the basement. There was stuff behind that 70’s paneling….

When you’re trying to haul the ‘70s paneling & studs out yer basement, it’s amazing how useful a body bag can be

Danish ninjas need to sprinkle a bunch of LEGOs at shitbag's bedside, he needs to know the pain of stepping on LEGO barefoot.

Out back this morn with our dog & a juvenile Coopers Hawk just missed my head as it awkwardly barreled into some trees. Learning to fly is hard, he clung to some branches, then was grounded. Swear I could hear his 'rents screeching "up here child" too. All's well, he figured it out (or walked home)

Catnip: Before & After #cat #catsky

Somewhere in the neighborhood, there’s a kid with a vuvuzela. Either that or there’s some soccer tournament on tv & someone scored.

Happy birthday to one of the all time greats, Joe Strummer.

If you listen to BBC Nottingham anytime soon, you might hear me talking about the wonders of wobbly cats, because my little shelter is a finalist in the #BBCMakeADifference Awards. EXCITING!