this is actually why it took me a week to get to my laundry, I’m actually only six years old

everyone please, please learn the difference between a healing experience and therapy!!!! please stop making the women and children in your life responsible for your feelings!!

Children are not therapy Wives are not therapy Marriage is not therapy only therapy is therapy

Back to report that I don’t understand this trade either

I'm trying to weigh the possible reasons for the lessening of civility on planes between the people wearing their pajamas on planes and our current leader who wears a lot of suits and just told someone on a plane, "Quiet, Piggy!"

It remains hilarious to me that Ryan Lizza is seemingly oblivious to the fact that he, too, was just a creepy older man taking advantage of Olivia Nuzzi

I keep saying this but it’s at least very interesting that many doctors didn’t think ADHD persisted into adulthood until you couldn’t buy Ritalin over the counter anymore and most people stopped smoking.

my jaw is on the floor and yet im completely unsurprised. trump’s only political conviction is that he loves a handsome winner

I'm sure it's a coincidence that a lot of these professions are female-dominated (because they generally fall under the "care-giving" umbrella)

wait what

If that’s true, why did we all learn about her when this scandal broke

Being a Nazi or Klan member isn’t “politically divisive.” It just means you’re a racist and bigoted POS, which I guess is what this regime is going for anyways.

I’m 20 years older than this little boy and I feel confident saying mom is just describing the combination of having ADHD and being alive

trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”

Buddy, I grew up rooting for chumps like Steve Garvey, John Stockton, and Karl Malone and I wouldn’t let any of them in my house now. Likewise dozens of PED-linked players I cheered for as an adult. I promise you I’m gonna be fine if Bill Clinton is led away in leg irons

A lot of education discourse is at root an inability to decide whether the purpose of our education system is to 1) teach material and measure learning 2) reward students who work hard 3) separate the smart kids (destined for smart guy jobs) from the dumb kids (destined to serve the smart guys)

Girl PICK YOURSELF UP OFF THE FLOOR

okay if they find emails between jp morgan (died 1913) and jeffery epstein (died 2019) that would be a big scoop

Really good example of inflation: we reduced our natural gas by 15% compared to a year ago. Our actual bill went up instead.

you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric

Right, these are the two options: Either they tolerated Epstein's eugenics to get to the sex crimes or they tolerated his sex crimes to get to the eugenics

Honestly, one of the things that's most shocked me about the last 10 years is the revelation of how many highly-educated elite white men who self-identify as moderates, liberals, and/or Democrats, still seem to be 100% on board with race science and masculine superiority.

Can someone please tell baseball social media when awards are voted on because the response to Vogt winning MOY has exposed a real weak spot

I mean… if you have to say it.

This whole thing is devastating and the thing I’m afraid so many people won’t get is that to those of us who are really critical of sports betting, *all* of it looks a little like this. Like a compulsion with a totally disproportionate risk/reward ratio. There is zero upside for our society there.

I know this is an unpopular take but my dudes you are not speaking truth to power with these angry comments, you're speaking truth to Katelyn, who hasn't made herself a meal at home since January and makes so much less money than you can imagine

Unequivocally the most insane thing anyone has ever done on a baseball field. I will not be taking questions on the matter

listen Cal Raleigh is an incredible talent but we really need to get a handle on the fact that defensively he doesn’t even compare well against *other catchers* (and while no defensive metric is going to tell you everything, if FRV and DRS are on the same page, that’s a strong indicator)

You can only do this if there is something deeply, deeply broken inside you, and unfortunately there is no nuance to be found there. If you are in favor of kids going hungry in any context when they absolutely did not have to, something is so very wrong with you

I'm hard-pressed to think of a non-Jewish Democratic politician who has spoken to Jews with more respect and empathy than Mamdani. The fact that many Jewish establishment orgs are going after him while staying relatively mum on resurgent Nazism is a disaster, both for American Jews and in general.

I don’t mean to be insensitive but is there a reason we’re drawing a distinction between public appearances (that are basically all speaking engagements) and interviews? Because within days of her husband dying she was out here trying to grift off of it.

The people who write headlines like this have to be completely ignorant of how hard it’s become to live remotely comfortably in New York and it makes me like… irrationally angry

"should women work" but it really means "should men have to ever answer to or even encounter women who are not their wives, offspring, and/or other servile figures"

wow I had no idea this was on the table

Immigrants? In New York City???? sorry i've never read a book so this sounds scary and strange to me bsky.app/profile/park...

Look, I voted for Mamdani early. I canvassed for him. It's the only time I can ever recall being excited about a mayoral candidate. But I'm glad I didn't know about this beforehand because I would have voted for Mamdani so hard that I broken the damn scantron machine.

You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.

Proof of said whitewashing: I have been singularly focused on baseball for over half my life and have never had a real job outside of baseball. I had never heard this story. Never. Not once.

I know there ARE republicans and liberals who hate poor people in New York City, but I really don’t know if any of us can explain just how much this city en masse hates these people

Reminder to baseball fans: it's not your money. You gain nothing by your team cutting salary every year and attempting to get the sixth wild card by the slimmest margin possible. You don't have to defend these people, who are pocketing $$$ in real estate deals while using the other hand to cry poor.

Yeah I dunno I still think teams like the Cubs not acting like the big market behemoths they are is worse for MLB than the Dodgers.

I work in baseball, baseball has been my entire life for at least the last 16 years, and games like last night’s get me hooked on baseball. I’m devastated we won’t be doing it again today.

For @theguardian.com: If this is what a broken sport feels like, don’t fix it. www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/n...

broadcast keeps speculating if this is Max Scherzer's last start and, based on everything we know about the guy, I just don't see him hanging it up after pitching effectively in the postseason just because, what, he's like, personally satisfied? is THAT the vibe you get from max?

baseball did not send its best. it DID send its weirdest. and sometimes that's enough.

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the baseball team the Dodgers. Sometimes, under very specific circumstances, you do “gotta hand it to them"

nightly reminder that AI is NOT a substitute for reading

oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight