Not my cousin telling me on Christmas Eve that I need to bring a pie to dinner tomorrow. Would an open-face PB&J count? #christmas

Yesterday while decorating the tree my daughter said “God rest ye Merry Gentle Ben” so that’s the song now in our house

When the Wampanoag first fed the Pilgrims they didn't realize they'd just invented Socialism for undocumented refugee immigrants. Happy Thanksgiving.

Something we should all aspire to on a daily basis.

Growing up, I couldn’t wait to get back to New England every summer and it’s hot, unfortunately named pudding with vanilla ice cream.

We all deserve the right to marry.

I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.

Public service announcement

I love that a trans person is running to fill Moulton’s Congressional seat. bethfordemocracy.com

On national coming out day and everyday, you are loved and embraced wherever you are in your journey. 🏳️‍🌈

Here's a little cartoon for #WorldOctopusDay 🐙

The rest of the legal experts were not asked.

“Poetry is just the evidence of life. If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash.” - Leonard Cohen (who would have turned 91 yesterday).

Who is that acrobat in the outfield? Amazing defense is not what killed Mets today. It was all the sloppy games this week…and thru the 2nd half of season.

History rhymes a bit too well sometimes.

STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.” Nailed it.

Or in more modern language: “try to leave out the boring parts.” (Elmore Leonard)

Big fan of this Padres pitcher #LFGM

This. This all day. Does anyone have a video of the full sermon?

“Sadometsochism” - the best description of the kind of personality you need to be a Mets fan. Oy.

Maybe I’m too sensitive about 9/11 stuff. But posing the @phillies.com Phanatic in a firefighter’s gear - no, sir. That’s plain disrespectful. 9/11 is not about partisanship.

No lies detected

Alexander #Hamilfilm. I am at Alexander #Hamilfilm. Thanks to all the things that blew up my schedule today so I could do this.

Jonah Tong is freaking adorable. #LFGM

One hour to play 2 innings? Not complaining: Mets on the right side of a 12-0 game

In other news, water is wet.

Rewatching “Homicide,” a show with so many moments of genius. 3rd season episode featuring Melissa Leo’s character one of those that’ll stay with me.

That’s a Smithie for you! @smithcollege.bsky.social

Not the @new-york-mets.bsky.social making me cry HAPPY tears for a change. Welcome, McLean

I know so many more words when I'm not actively writing

What about manaea’s performance in the 4th would convince a sane person to send him out in the 5th? #mets

Ev’rybody Sing!

Unpopular opinion? Green Lantern is the JarJar Binks of the #Supermanmovie.

Mendi Tackett is my North Star. WATCH: #Resist

Happy Pride! Be safe. Remember to hydrate. And, as always, defy the patriarchy.

Happy Pride Day, NYC!💜💙💚❤️🧡💛🩵🤍🩷🤎🖤

Did I get added to someone’s list? Got a whole bunch of follows overnight. If you found me through a list, please let me know the name.

Man! Can’t watch or listen to the game tonight, but just checked the score: @new-york-mets.bsky.social up by 6-1 in the 5th. #OMG

Alison Bechdel, 31 yrs ago

Hey @snytv.bsky.social why is Gary not calling the game tonight? Please tell me it’s not an aversion to Pride Night.

After a month of disappointment, I have finally written something I like! Unrelated? I had a great time at a baseball game yesterday. Maybe this “time off” thing has something to recommend it. #booksky

Lost & Found by Kathryn Schulz. A memoir by a queer woman, and also much more than that. Also gorgeous writing. #LGBTQWriteathon

First time back at Citi Field since 2019. I’ve never lived so close before - excited to go lots. And @new-york-mets.bsky.social WON!!! #LFGM

Shocked and disappointed to see a candidate I always admired and respected endorse Cuomo today. She will no longer be on my ballot. And for all New Yorkers: DO NOT RANK ANDREW CUOMO. #nycmayor

An LA-based friend texted me that she was at the game tonight. I wrote back: “I hope you have a great time, except in the 9th inning.” @new-york-mets.bsky.social #LGM

How Social Security works.

Hey @paulapoundstone.bsky.social I think I found your hamster guy.