This exchange belongs in the posting pantheon

I mean, X knows its customer base.

Someone else asked it to double down instead of apologise. bsky.app/profile/numb...

Yes, without question. They have created and distributed child pornography. Here's a selection of offences that might apply. www.cps.gov.uk/prosecution-...

Found a bookstore that stocks your novels

If this is true, it is the most impeachable offense ever.

Written over 80 years ago, "Keeper of the Flame" presciently describes the times we live in.

"Blended into a (keyword) plagiarism smoothie". What an apt description of Generative AI output.

Link to my story

Lulz thewest.com.au/sport/boxing...

This is a surgical dismantling of yet another dumb Matt Yglesias argument by a former clean energy exec and current Representative. This is the sort of thing that should make people stop listening to people like Yglesias. Read the whole thing.

In the wake of the Bondi massacre, Australia is uniting in a way that seems impossible in Donald Trump’s post-truth America.

Lordy.

Members of England's Barmy Army take their shoes off 𝘦𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦 ... ⤵️ ... and the stench wafted clear to Kangaroo Island. #TheyShowerOnceAMonth #Ashes2025 #AUSvsENG

We bailed on the cricket after tea. Was such a great day for it but I am exhausted. Went to see dad during the cricket after his triple bypass

Here’s a PSA for SACA members #ashes

Poms have been huffing their own farts for too long. #Ashes

Imagine doing all that study for a degree. Westpac want their call centre staff to have degrees now.

lulz Ley is establishing a taskforce into antisemitism, extremism and counter terrorism. To do what? Her use of this tragedy to try to keep hold of her leadership has been pretty disgusting. She has been doing nonstop media milking it for all she can.

I saw a disgraced politician at the cricket. I know that doesn’t narrow it down.

It’s Pimms o clock at the village green

We got here at 6.30 #ashes

The AFR's Phil Coorey has posted an unhinged, unfactual, fear-mongering piece, falsely equating pro-Palestine protests with anti-Semitism, claiming they chant "kill the Jews". This has been proven to be untrue. Coorey's op-ed is unfactual and dangerous. 😠 #BondiBeachShooting

What this underscores is a fundamental truth that while none of the rest of us need supremacists in our spaces, and are just fine without them, supremacists need the rest of us or they collapse against each other. Without them we're fine. Without us they've got nothing.

I don’t use social media to argue about politics with strangers. I use social media to talk to people about fish. When I talk about fish on Bluesky, people ask me questions about fish. When I talk about fish on Twitter, people threaten to murder my family because we’re Jewish.

Yup.

This chart shows complete failure.

In case you’re in need of a laugh at a terrible, awful, no good time… this might provide, if not a laugh, at least a little bit of schadenfreude:

Good grief. An Insta account that should know better having such bad takes on this. Wtf is wrong with people

Have spent the day resolutely focused on all the people who helped, who risked their own safety to ensure the safety of others. It’s no small thing in all that horror. Hate is a sickness.

Really done with this year.

Just got home. Crashed into bed. My dog is lying outside my door. You just know she’s gonna wake me up at 5am unless I let her sleep in my bed

Update: DOJ haw now sued 18 states. My law firm has already filed to intervene to defend voters in 13 of the first 14 cases. We are working on the remains 5. This is an insane effort by DOJ and we are a small firm. But we are committed to protecting free and fair elections in 2026. More soon.

Trump appears 4 times in newly released Epstein photos released by House Democrats. Here they are. www.cnn.com/2025/12/12/p...

Where am I

Cheers mofos

This is a fantastic essay and well worth my time reading it

Mark Zuckerberg’s new data center in Louisiana will use 3x more electricity than ALL of New Orleans — and guess who’s paying for it? YOU. Billionaires like Zuck are passing the cost of their corporate greed onto everyday Americans with higher water and electric bills.

Pinterest is fucking shit now. Polluted with sponsored Temu posts. Everything is shit.

So engaging in actual piracy now. Our AUKUS partner. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

How the utter f*ck is this bloke still in the job. I did not think it possible to stuff up the NACC this badly

Looking forward to over a million new Albos down the track

Been rather dispiriting how much ink has been spilled by the gallery on MP expenses, while the report into mutual obligations has been pretty much ignored. @amyremeikis.bsky.social is on it #ThePoint (what is The Point? It’s not news, but it SHOULD be) thepoint.com.au/opinions/251...

FINALLY GOT IT! I've taken well over 100,000 pelican pictures, maybe 200,000. Over 20,000 the past month alone. Today, I snagged "The One That Got Away" In my infinite optimism, I give you, a very rare: Fish success story. 🪶

Hi guys I’m drunk and hassling @damo340.bsky.social