This is not a day when I personally can handle incremental news. If you are the same, remember you can find reporting later that will tell you what you need to know.

For Epiphany, this glorious 1966 illustration of the Three Kings by the great Eyvind Earle (1916 - 2000), best remembered for his enormous contribution to Disney Animation's visual style during the 1950s, particularly Sleeping Beauty (1959).

I prayed about it and I'm pretty sure "taste and see that the Lord is good" is about Funfetti

I'm getting off Instagram for a while so here I am to fritter away my life on this corner of the dopamine machine

Follow me here: bone titties

I'm off Instagram so I missed all the Archbishop of Canterbury reactions but fortunately I also haven't had to hear from the most annoying Swifties in my life

Crying! at the Sad Lesbians with Guitars Festival (The Lesbian Is Lucy Dacus and We Are Crying Together)

As an exciting alternative to having a private account, I just block most new follows as spam

Sometimes in professional settings I tell people I'm Episcopalian and I can see the "oh I'm SURE" register in their expression

How's the new school year going, Noah? Thanks for asking, I've triple booked the same 15 minutes a week and a half from now

I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️ "Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"

I hope it happens on a Monday bc I have no idea what I'm going to let myself get away with saying the following Sunday

There are multiple people who have me blocked on here but not on Instagram and idk what it means. Like why am I on your close friends

It's true and it was delightful

When packing for a three week trip you can't be ready for everything all of the time, but you can probably be ready for some things most of the time. Follow for more packing tips

If there's one thing Austin drivers love it's getting passed on the right on the freeway

make me ready, Lord, for whatever

Quietly becoming a person who needs different sunglasses for different outfits and I'm displeased

I heard we're being messy on main so I'm back for the afternoon

Rating backpacks on the "yeah I could probably walk across Spain in that" scale

Hey girl are you Instagram? Because you've been triggering my dopamine receptors for hours

It's the first week of May, do you know where your 2025-26 worship planning spreadsheet is?

Occasionally I realize it's a miracle I still talk to my family at all

If you can get a roomful of Episcopalians to belt Because He Lives, I've done it twice so far this Eastertide and I really highly recommend it

Wearing my comfiest shoes and my tiniest shorts to the Charli XCX show bc I'm [redacted] years old 🫰🟩

Happy They Very Much Did Kill Jesus Day for those who observe

Preaching Good Friday for the third time ever and just going full-bore Christus Victor because what else could be good news this year

Going to an Easter Vigil without choir or organ this year and honestly I'm pretty jazzed about it

Bf called a car in the pelting rain at 1am in Manhattan and I frowned and said that's cheating, if you want to know how it's going

I'm a priest which means that some people think I speak for God sometimes, so I just want you to know that Jesus said trans rights

like sorry but this one goes to the Great Man Theory believers. like sure you can analyze social trends or whatever but ultimately the driving force of history right now is the total and unstoppable stupidity of like 5 old and deeply unwell white men

The Fourth Sunday in Lent is brought to you in part by Pepto Bismol

Went to a concert tonight. Ready to admit (as I stare down a birthday) that I am unable to hang.

There's a popular school of thought re: Lent that you have to figure out all the things you're repenting of before it starts so you can spend six weeks kicking the habit or whatever, but this year I am uncovering invitations to change along the way, so that's new and interesting

The deliberate misuse of "Daily Devotions for Individuals and Families" ought to be studied

Slipping the "leopards ate my face" meme into today's sermon, for the youths

In the last few weeks I have: - Cut out alcohol - Started brain pills - Begun working out and paying attention to what I'm eating and I regret to report that all the rumors are true. I feel better than I have in years

Back by popular demand: It's Thrilled to See You Thursday! Drop a selfie from the week, whether you're feeling fabulous or frazzled. We went hammocking in the park on Sunday, which was a nice callback to our second (or third?) date

Is the Discover feed bad at its job? Sure. Do I get visceral joy from finding an obvious bot to block with impunity? You bet

I lifted weights twice last week and am learning a lot about macronutrients rn

It's probably mostly a historical accident that pen and paper RPGs are male coded. As a hobby, it's not far off from being a book club.

Date night at the Costco so you know it's getting serious

Inbox Seven (this is huge) 😎

I think I've said this before and I'll probably say it again, but: nothing like a bishop's visit to inspire those long-deferred tidying projects

You, an atheist: “wow, it’s Tuesday” Me, a Christian: *I can’t talk because I am shoveling pancakes into my mouth and contemplating absolution for what I have done and left undone*

This week, I was discussing the deep lore of #WAT, which legitimately coalesced around this 4-point graph.

Finally watching s1 of The White Lotus and realizing as an Episcopalian I know every single one of these characters, but have yet to figure out which one I am

Whatever constitutional order emerges from the ashes has to include compulsory voting, I think