Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?

Uh huh.

Turns out that in order to withdraw as a cry for help, you have to have people that give a fuck when you withdraw.

“Give it to me straight, Doctor.” “I was talking to the old ball-and-chain, who I love very much, after putting our kids to bed and you have 6 months to live, no homo.”

When you forget that you lowkey stole an NPC concept from @shrimpandcrits.com but one of your players is also a listener and calls you out.

I don't know what my strengths are as a GM. Like, I know I've got some. I just dunno what any of them are.

I don't know what my strengths are as a GM. Like, I know I've got some. I just dunno what any of them are.

I swear, I just heard a Navi (Zelda) soundbyte in a commercial for Dixie plates

As a pansexual guy, my type is just every member of The Happy Fits

My relationship with @illegallyelliot.bsky.social in a nutshell. During a Happy Fits concert, a conversation starts at the beginning of the following song

Pretty sure the lady in the front row of our balcony at this #HappyFits concert is part Wacky Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman

"We have a 'please wait here' sign. If you could PLEASE WAIT HERE at the PLEASE WAIT HERE sign..." This airport employee has had enough of stupid customers and I am here for it.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills, seeing people praise the storytelling of the #Wrestlemania42 main event. Roman literally looked the ref in the eyes as he hit Punk in the face with steel steps and nothing happened. Punk was stopped from jumping on Roman on the table for no reason. Wtf?

I'll say it... I won't miss Brock at all. #Wrestlemania

That main event made no fucking sense. How in the fuck did Roman not get disqualified when he hit Punk with the steps right in front of the ref? #Wrestlemania

Love that Danhausen. #Wrestlemaniahausen

WWE's views on babyfaces and heels is so strange. Cheating is okay, so long as you've got a catchy chant, I guess? #Wrestlemania

Fuck off, Brock. #Wrestlemania

It's simply not my business how the Lyft driver gets me to my destination. I just tuck my head and let them make up their own traffic rules

I've finally had a lobster roll and, ya know what? I get it.

I would die for Pondsooth McGiblets

It's going to forever be funny to me that my partner and I got married on 4/20 for the bit since neither of us smoke

Writing up summaries of the storylines heading into #Wrestlemania for my husband makes me really notice how weak the build has been this year.

I'm afraid I'm part of the problem. Keep giving me Nintendo nostalgiaslop movies, I enjoyed myself.

I don't understand people that walk slowly out of work talking to coworkers. You just talked to these motherfuckers for NINE FUCKING HOURS. Move your goddamn ass.

Surpriseeee!!! I'm alive with a mini stream of Star Wars: Jedi Fallen Order to get back into the swing of things! Join in right now!! www.twitch.tv/dare2dreamrpg

TTRPG with old-school "you can die in character creation" mechanics, except most terminal events are stuff like "reached adulthood with no major traumas" or "found a love of carpentry", so your goal is to make enough bad life choices that your character is a big enough loser to become an adventurer.

TTRPG discourse is like: "Sell me on Apocalypse World. I hate it. Partly because the people I play with don't actually play according to the rules and I think that's the game's fault. Also, I've made up a thing about it I don't like. Also, my friends don't like acts of collaborative creativity."

I wish people knew how to read

me this week #pokemon #pokopia

Punk called him Pat MAGAfee on Live TV. Holy hell. #WWE #RAW

Stop showing up in my dreams, fucking asshole. 😡

Anxious ghosties gang O_O #pixelart #ドット絵 #pokemon

Reminder that you have ONE WEEK left to get in your burning questions for our Issues Season 1 Q&A! Wanna know your favorite characters' favorite pizza topping? How the plot came together? If Whitney would love Charlotte if she was a worm? Ask here! docs.google.com/forms/d/1wK6...

Is he dead yet?

And that's credits on Pokopia. 💜

When WE talk about Face cards, let us NEVER forget THEE FACE CARD OG!

I may live in Kentucky, but at least it's one of the blue dots.

Good news, everybody! My self-loathing has become musical!

Plus, an announcement about Season 2! Make sure to check it out. player.captivate.fm/episode/385a...

And don't forget about our season 1 Q&A! If you've got any questions for the cast or even just comments you want read in an episodez submit them by 4/12 at 9pm Eastern! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Dirtbags #25: Epilogues The remaining Dirtbags tie up the loose ends of season 1 while setting the stage for season 2. Indigo talks to her mom. Charlotte talks to her mom. Glitch and Web Walker talk to each other. player.captivate.fm/episode/09a9...

With so many trans people involved in our show, I'd be remiss to not say that Issues stands in solidarity and love with our trans friends and family this #transdayofvisibility.

🗝️🔒

I hope you know that if things ever change, I'd like to hear from you. 💜

I had a diner breakfast this morning that was so incredibly mid that it makes me want better biscuits and gravy to cancel it out

The only king I recognize 👑

Emotionally and mentally exhausted enough that I started crying when the pretzel guy gave me the dip that I usually get, which I thought he was out of, as a surprise.

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

Don’t make me tap the sign. Its support trans people or Harry Potter can’t have both