I have never seen anyone cronch a sandwich like Denzel does in Philadelphia. He’s holding it vertical and biting off one whole end of it.

Trump confuses hantavirus with the motaba virus and sends RFK Jr to look for that monkey.

A huge thanks to @aduralde.bsky.social and @dlelandwhite.bsky.social of @linoleumcast.bsky.social for recommending A Useful Ghost way back in February. I finally got around to watching it and I loved it.

Wings of Fury

Anna and Elsa are totally married at the end of Frozen Ever After, right?

I just watched the first episode of Malcolm in the Middle: Life’s Still Unfair and I am glad to report that it is perfect.

I mean it's one Sharpie, Michael. What could it cost? Five dollars? apnews.com/article/trum...

There are a lot of people who tuned in to the Oscars for the first time because of KPop Demon Hunters. Many of them are going to be turned off after that disrespect and won’t tune in again. Way to turn off your young audience and then joke about how last year they let a white guy talk forever.

I wonder what feedback Clem Fandango had on that Burger King copy.

Post old memes to confuse young people.

It was actually my spouse who asked me this.

Thank you, whatever AI this captcha is training. I love clicking boxes.

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

They've finally posted the show that I drove up to Chicago to see and you can hear me shout "no!" at about 27:52 as a proud Obstructoid youtu.be/HMctl7k9w5o @connorratliff.bsky.social @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar

I'm seated right by the wrinkled and folded Radioland Murders poster at the George Lucas Talk Show

This is in my top five most beautiful shots of all time, for sure

James Brolin's Hair: The Movie (1979)

The only AI I really want is one that will figure out if I’ve fallen asleep and pause my movie for me.

The Strangers Things cast all look like they have mortgages.

I was not expecting to hear an acoustic cover of Eddie Murphy's My Girl Wants to Party All the Time when I went out for dinner.

I don’t want to hear Paul Hollywood say “nipple deep in a pool” ever again.

@jamesgunn.bsky.social did you try to get a take of the last shot of the dance sequence where Frank wasn't giggling? I think it might be my favorite part.

Is it just me or did The Long Walk pointedly have 49 walkers, not 50, even though the entire internet thinks it's 50?

We drove past a Scooters Coffee in Mascoutah, IL and I said “Mascooters” out loud and Rowan didn’t laugh for some reason.

Me waiting to see which of my cishet Facebook friends eulogizes the latest demon who died

Our IKEA bed we had for the last 10 years broke. I guess you could say it had a malmfunction.

Is it just me or is Barqs colder than Coke?

I'm obsessed with the recipe for hot buttered Cheerios that I spotted on the back of a Cheerios box in The Dead Zone

At MOBOT after hours to see a big stinky boy

The St Louis Zoo red panda came out, laid down on some rocks for two minutes and then went back inside. I can't blame her.

Do you think this is the first Pope who knows who Grogu is?

The new Pope is from Illinois you say?

Clown in a Cornfield I know, I know, it's serious

I am happy to report that South Dakota is as tastefully patriotic as ever.

Is Ladyhawke why I’m bi?

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

Bye Seattle!

The movers are coming in eight hours?! youtube.com/shorts/lZvjo...

The Meta AI summarizing Facebook posts is objectively the funniest AI

New sickos dropped: theonion.com/stuck-in-the...

Part of me wonders if Cillian presented Best Actor so that Adrian Brody wouldn't sexually assault the presenter this time. #oscars

Timothée Chalamet looks like a butter sculpture of Timothée Chalamet. #oscars

The problem with TikTok going forward is that part of their deal with Trump (beyond the pathetic public grovelling they are doing) might be to push more conservative, anti-trans, anti-poc content to young people.

I don't think I like 2025

My aunt lost her home in the Eaton fire. She's a geek, a badass, my godmother and my hero. Please consider donating or sharing, anything helps. Thank you. 💗 www.gofundme.com/f/help-susie...

The wind gusts are devastating. Truly a hurricane of fire. Video: @stuartpalley.bsky.social

Reggie is the perfect egg man.

Saying that someone loves the Army and is a "Rambo type" tells me that you've probably never seen a Rambo movie.