On Mamdani's policies: I was able to talk about to people dismissing him as a communist by pointing out that the policies he is proposing are already being used by Republican run cities like Albuquerque, NM and Columbia, MO. Real communist dens

Nobody will ever match the Simpsons’ perfect summation of America’s indefensible two-party system.

You vote today. I buy you a dessert. Just notify me and it's on its way. World is watching again NYC.

So funny how design changes perception. That damn ballroom (and notable distraction) could be something great like the world's largest bookstore. Billionaires have plenty of places to commit crimes and chat.

Love letter to the Bill show/Bill: After thirty years of nonviolent dialogue, you fell into the fear trap. Bon voyage Bill for buying into the MAGA bullshit!

Pics of the piece-of-trash ballroom taking over the White House arriving at the same time as SNAP benefits evaporate will produce even more blowback than Jimmy Kimmel. Please capitalize on their buffoonery of criminality Make money off maga stupidity

NYC’s Dept. of Education spends around $10 billion/year on contracts. Many provide essential services to our schools, yet with over 3,000 active contracts, DOE faces major efficiency challenges. DOE needs procurement reform. Yesterday I announced my platform to deliver it.

Want to fix America? Stop calling it the World Series! There are 30 teams, 29 American, and 1 Canadian. #Arrogance

Walked into a room for a Destroyer show but Jonathan Richman was there instead It's going to take awhile to process the absurdity of tonight

For those that are still grieving, youtu.be/3woHfDKTjqU?...

Somehow Candace Owens has low key become all the females around here's new hero. CRINGE alert (I teach and work part-time at a restaurant in MO. ) All the ones around me are underage and now believe she's their savior. My man Talib, WTF? youtu.be/TJ1QVPW1RyI?... bsky.app/profile/tali...

The look on my fam's faces when I said I donated to Zohran M's campaign was priceless.

My family believes Portland is under siege. No joke. Even going so far as to say it's too dangerous for our troops. Showed them these REAL TIME pics of Portland etc. and refused to believe it. Feel like calling them idiots but really they're just in a cult.

Everyone should be watching season 4 episode 2 of Atlanta. (the D'Angelo episode.) Rest in peace big D. I always believed in you.

The king in question will tear your family apart if that's what it takes to get what he wants. Resist the temptation to hate on dumb MAGA fam But if I wanna piss them off, laugh in their faces

We are living in one of the stupidest times in history.

Pritzker for president.

One of the Trump Administration's most openly fascist moments and CNN edits it out. Tells you everything you need to know about a news network that has a firm policy against telling you everything you need to know.

Anyone know anything about this candy from northwestern Spain or how I can score some in the US. I would like to ship it and try to replicate it. It's the only thing in my dreams of late. Best Autumn treat ever

Never will I forget the naked chick that started doing yoga right in front of the national guard in Portland in 2020. Btw. Portland now is fine. It got hectic round 2020, 2021 but it evened out. No troops please. I saw it happen once. Just got worse.

Discovered while baking at my relative's house that she is somehow not in any way close enough with HER NEIGHBORS?!? to ask for a tbsp of vanilla. That is sad. America. Do better. Wtf. We stopped bowling league and see what happened.

Ice cream is what beating women must taste like to those cowards

Line drawn in the sand. Genocide, ehh. Economy, ehh. Weaponizing the doj. Eliminating our and the social safety net and so on. BUT Don't silence your critics and "late night talk show hosts." If there is one thing this country obesseses over and it's free speech. This gonna blow back so hard.

This is the telephone booth at my job. Half the reason I work there is because they still got a telephone booth. Like working next to an endangered species

Vamos a ver very "cancel culture." This unfortunately is who we are. It is no surprise I have had at least one a day. Some people think it's disgusting. I say "under the right conditions if every other avenue was exhausted" it is a necessary step to relinquishing your thirst.

The president lies like an AI chat bot. Literally just hallucinates things that never ever happened and everyone just nods along

Just a few days in the US and the bonkers amount I will spend on health care is sinking in

BREAKING: Arnold Schwarzenegger: “Mr. President Trump, you stood there like a little wet noodle, like a fanboy.”

Anyone have advice on scoring this bread I got in Thailand?

Don't care bout what people say: doing stuff on the Internet is mad stressful. It's not easier. We lied

Shout out to the "geometrically based" T-shirt company. And they aren't messing around about that being their "guiding principle."

There is no picture that captures the feeling of a plane touching down and you instantly think, "Damn it, I can't believe I got suckered into coming back to the US for a minute"

If anyone comes across this, buy it. Most refreshing shit in the world. Water will never be the same.

Have not figured out why people in Porto don't like this building. Love it. Prolly cause it's near the Porto tourists tornado

I just pulled a double espresso over two tablespoons of a Skor McFlurry. I have now improved your lives. You’re welcome.

We say "What creativity positive politics can produce!!" They say "fuck your creative grandma and fuck you."

Just saying. Other countries I visited in the last year were pissed at first. Now they've written us off. I apologize sometimes and they say don't worry bout it. "Your country can't stay alive. We can. Failed democracies don't concern us." How shrunken does that make Dana White's testicles?

As Chad as that guy can get, he is right. Never thought they would weaponize food or death until they took 2/3 of my fam. "Shame on a nigg@ that tries to run game on a nigg@" -ODB We up with political guns, 3d printers, bit miners, bot tornadoes. And shame. They're out. Humor is their kryptonite

World's prettiest bookstore my ass. Porto is the home to MOST bookstores. Nothing is pretty about stampedes of tourists trampling the life of something.

After fighting the truth my whole life, wherever I end up location wise, Ghana, at the counter, the other chair, Thailand, Marfa, is almost entirely decided by the placement of the bathroom. Honesty is relief 😉🤦

Hell yeah Pres. Macron. The only hero that pulls this justifiable bullshit is Mr. Kweli. Hats off both of ya.

Josh Johnson established himself in double time. But true special is when he signed a Murakami book on my B-day with my mom at her first comedy set!!!!

Sometimes, rarely, I miss the US

The most refreshing thing I have ever put in my mouth. "The Shrub" No alcohol but it comes from a place called The Lab in Porto. The place is so legit I bought 60 year Zwack Unicum made in Italy after homeboy/owner had to flee Hungary for a bit.

"California sober" is a thing many of us are. Solution-Spain. Best selection of 0.0 abv. One at every cafe. Like this winner for a festival. All weed. No booze. Just like your buddy here.

Despite my love for Morvern Collar, David Lynch fans turned out in Porto (had no idea;translates well?? Lynch is huge on an odd transmission) for nic cage. Who isn't wild at heart and feel like that dude right now? Maybe Chris Isaak and Wild at Heart need to be reevaluated critically and severely

The only difference between authoritarian Thailand and America was our right to critique or poke fun at the goofy government and they could not. That's it. Colbert was first but you know he won't be the last IRL it is what it is. We live under an authoritarian regime.

Brave is the man who first ate the original Cadbury egg

The confusion surrounding this person was astounding. Probably cause she needs a new pager.