"there's only one bed"
@twofunerals.bsky.social
๐ค 41
๐ฅ 36
๐ 240
she/her. 35. i like homoerotic crime thrillers and ghost stories. occasionally i write and/or draw.
suffering [face hurts] from the consequences of my actions [ate garlic]
8 days ago
0
3
0
went to pick someone up from the hospital today and in the hall an old woman dropped her glove, so i picked it up for her and turned around just in time to see an old man drop his glove, so i picked it up for him and--
18 days ago
1
5
0
i think buying another screen [kobo libra colour] could cure me
24 days ago
1
1
0
me: [laughing at a silly little post that reminds me of the miserable, soul crushing situation i am in] brother, from the other room: "i can just hear you depression laughing"
24 days ago
1
2
0
i have to re-establish boundaries with a mentally ill person who wants the unconditional love of a mother from me and every time i tell myself to gently re-word this letter nicer it somehow turns into a worse version of "i'm really popular and i actually don't like you all that much"
26 days ago
3
3
0
me, unprompted every time a stranger talks to me at this festival: I hate letterboxd
2 months ago
1
3
0
secured all but three of my must-see films, so the refreshing game begins ๐
3 months ago
0
3
0
me: [making fun of the people having a meltdown every year when the top 20 most popular films playing at the festival predictably go offsale] also me: [having a meltdown because my haunted vacuum cleaner movie is offsale]
3 months ago
0
1
0
tiff selection eve pray for me
3 months ago
1
1
0
fyi there are still 20 minutes left for all my fic subscriptions to update in celebration of my birthday
3 months ago
3
3
0
sorry i've been quiet, i've moved one person out of my house, one family across the country, poured boiling coffee in my macbook and then hopped into home renovations so the only things i want to talk about are vacuums and how sore my back is
3 months ago
1
5
0
one of the perks of being the youngest person in your social circle by at least a decade is that you should be able to ask things, like, "what vacuum should i buy" or "who makes good fridges" but instead i have to talk to people who work in trades on reddit
3 months ago
2
2
0
fell asleep curled up on the ottoman in the corner of my room waiting for my sister's movers to wrap up one of the mirrors i'm gifting her and scared us all when I woke up
4 months ago
0
0
0
reposted by
"there's only one bed"
ใใ
4 months ago
#ๅ ใๆญปใใ ๅค
0
487
245
i am so generous (giving my sister my tv/apple tv combo because it's too big and pisses my dog off at night) i am so frugal (staying home while my sister makes a lot of noise and chaos while she moves out instead of going to a hotel like i wanted to)
4 months ago
1
2
0
completely misunderstood this post and started scrolling through my contacts list out of curiosity and "we live in vastly different worlds" is so true actually
4 months ago
2
3
0
blocking every company sending me a 4th of july e-mail today
4 months ago
0
4
0
i finally get a free day to do nothing and all my procrastination refresh websites are down
5 months ago
1
4
0
is this a safe space to admit that this whole time i thought "dacryphilia" was some sort of dragon fucking kink ... i can't retrace the steps i took here to understand how this misunderstanding happened but
5 months ago
5
7
0
bad things come in threes, right ... i'm owed some good news soon, right
5 months ago
1
3
0
mercy for none is the only thing keeping me alive this weekend
5 months ago
1
0
0
i can remember exactly three of my mutuals' usernames, so if you're still on twitter, please follow @twofunerals over there and i will come find you ๐
6 months ago
1
6
0
reposted by
"there's only one bed"
merorine
about 1 year ago
#FF7
#cloudstrife
1
755
299
"can you promote this :)" "can you share my post? :)" "can you comment on this post" "can you vote--" can you read the room ๐ช๐ช๐ช
6 months ago
0
1
0
weak hero class one: [never-ending stress and heartache] weak hero class two: my friends :)))
6 months ago
0
1
0
well, i failed to reply to all my texts and messages but i do have a new phone number to memorise, so ... there's that.
6 months ago
0
4
0
been suffering from iphone fomo lately but not enough to trade in my ultra so now i'm spending the morning (2:17 pm) responding to all the texts and messages i'm behind on like a good girl who deserves to have two phones
6 months ago
2
2
0
spent all day falling asleep in various corners of the house and now that it's bed time??? i've got the zoomies
6 months ago
0
3
0
when i'm forced to hand back my childhood integrity award and go crawling back to twitter because i need to talk about weak hero and the tumblr tag is nothing but reader fic
6 months ago
1
1
0
making the exact same face as ryeoun here, i can't take this anymore ... am i going to wake up tomorrow to bloopers of sieun and suho making out. deleted scenes of their wedding???
6 months ago
0
1
0
the director of weak hero class repeatedly referring to suho as sieun's first love but each time he says it, he sounds more serious and less ambiguous about it
6 months ago
2
7
0
reposted by
"there's only one bed"
Fifi ๐ฅฐ
7 months ago
Binged 2 seasons and it ruined me
#weakhero
#์ฝํ์์
2
15
14
thought it would be funny to chase my dog in slow motion by doing back rolls in his direction (i'm stretching my sore muscles ok) but he came over and sat on my forehead while i was like
6 months ago
1
2
0
made some truly once-in-a-lifetime bruises today
6 months ago
1
1
0
reposted by
"there's only one bed"
sam
6 months ago
going out to
@twofunerals.bsky.social
without whom i would be trapped in the howling wilderness of my
#้ช่ฟทๅฎซ
feelings, alone with such burning questions as "what is the gu yiran equivalent of flouncing around the house in skimpy lingerie" and "doesn't zheng bei need to be hurt a little bit to be okay"
0
15
4
the trials and tribulations of being the moodmaker in all of your social circles while also suffering from chronic depression
6 months ago
1
8
0
need somebody as unwell as i am about weak hero class in my life right now
7 months ago
0
1
0
reposted by
"there's only one bed"
Nileo (He/They NB) ๐
7 months ago
For anyone aware of the tragedy at Vancouver Lapu Lapu festival, here's a thread of GoFundMe's available to help support the many victims. (copy pasted from my friend 'J' in the Vancouver Filipino community) ๐งต
2
1152
1521
15 more polls to count and then i can go to sleep knowing poilievre has lost everything ๐
7 months ago
0
6
0
anyways, been on a bit of a social media break because i was doing some much needed recharging ๐๐๐
7 months ago
0
6
0
sorry to be melodramatic, but a few days ago i thought "i want to draw" for the first time in what has turned out to be actual YEARS and now i feel like i am nursing the tiniest little flame of hope that i can actually still do that
7 months ago
1
6
0
accidentally drank [redacted] amount of espresso today, watched the first two episodes of the new weak hero class, got so energised a neighbour caught me throw my fists up in response to getting startled by a skunk and i'd just really like to make some art again, i think
7 months ago
0
3
0
becoming a lead safety micro influencer
8 months ago
1
5
0
reposted by
"there's only one bed"
soda
9 months ago
#slamdunk
2
260
68
reposted by
"there's only one bed"
shauna
10 months ago
thread with
@aoc.bsky.social
โs advice for this moment, and it involves calling your reps. not sure how? use
5calls.org
(they have an app too).
52
1732
835
reposted by
"there's only one bed"
Kumail Nanjiani
10 months ago
Have been on Bluesky quite a bit the last two days (for info & resources) & itโs not social media thatโs broken. I think itโs us thatโs broken now. Iโll post about places ppl can donate because LA is in bad shape & my replies are full of โummmm sounds like somebodyโs never heard of Pompeii.โ
1262
26337
2132
#darknightanddawn
who cares what the plot is
11 months ago
1
7
0
my closest friends of ten years finally working up the courage to ask me what my real name is versus this instagram stranger who has managed to get my full birth name, phone number, home address, e-mail address all in a week
11 months ago
0
2
0
this drama is so delicious so far i can't believe there's not a single post about it on the internet
11 months ago
0
0
0
#darknightanddawn
i love you, evil women
11 months ago
0
0
0
Load more
feeds!
log in