never misses.

i have *1* gold joker sticker left to acquire for Completionist++ and i am not leaving this fucking house until i get it! 🤨🃏 #balatro

the wildest thing about Democratic Party shills waking up today petulantly asking why DSA doesn’t run separately is that they know full well if the most popular candidates in the party all spun off and ran third party and split the left in the general they would shoot Hasan Piker in the street

sex workers know why.

what am i "up to" these days? i'm watching every single live press conference in hopes of catching him shit himself and croak on national television, that's what i'm doing!

fully prepared to watch VGK lose at home tonight but it's okay, i'm actually fine not seeing sharter fart's name inscribed on lord stanley's cup.

guys are always saying stuff like “I bet it’s the compressor“

i beg to differ. what's more jewish than a neurotic overachiever with mommy issues and an eating disorder falling in love with a blonde shiksa? 💀

golden knights owe me money for emotional distress

No special treatment for Space X in the S&P 500! Just announced. Wow. That profitability requirement means it might never get in.

and this is Houston Wade, who just got arrested in a sting trying to bang an 11 year-old girl. real band of brothers up there.

porn is just people, I don’t think it’s very complicated

Congrats to all those groups who got grants to build apps to “combat trafficking,” decades of letting DHS agencies take the lead in “trafficking” investigations—in your own small way, you helped pave the road for violent ICE raids like this: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

tortorella to vegas just triggered my fight or flight 💀

this April it will have been eight years (!!!) since SESTA/FOSTA and it feels like a century in SW years

“Autonomous drones attacking data centers” is kind of a best case scenario for war

hottest country on earth babyyyy

jensen huang shut the fuck up man everyone's sick of your shit

Confiscate 99.8% of Andreesen’s net worth for the public good, wait 20 minutes, and then tell him his memory of ever having more than $4 million is false.

Look I know centrists are uncomfortable with a "wealth tax," but how about "bail?" You all love bail. We can make them the same thing.

every debtor in the country demanding that lenders provide the original note. the whole country would collapse.

To do this, anti-trans lawmakers in Kansas moved fast to change the law, overrode the governor’s veto, and pushed for the legal changes to go into effect nearly immediately. That kind of power—to void gender on official documents, to compel gender conformity—is terrifying and it will not stop here.

hometown hero doin' the lord's work, thank you sir

turns out banning them for doing genocide would’ve been an act of kindness

KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."

cannot believe it still needs to be said: suggesting sex workers should just fuck the misogynists is misogyny. you don’t “manage” male supremacy with sex workers’ lives and labor

Just seeing that the sex workers at Sheri's have filed for a union election www.nlrb.gov/case/28-RC-3...

"Top Assitarian Staples,” include “Bananas (firm, not overripe; peeled).”

I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart

cops: sex trafficking victims are impossible to find! most of them don’t even know they’ve been trafficked. dozens of women over decades: here’s our sworn statements about jeff epstein cops: … prosecutors: … anti-trafficking task forces: … cops: we have no choice but to do a craigslist sting

what if the real sex trafficking cabal was just the patriarchy we made along the way

so, do i even wanna go down the rabbit hole of figuring out whatever the fuck this thing in my neighborhood is, or... ? #vegas #surveillance

everyone in the administration turning on each other

Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, “This is a preschool! There’s kids here!”

saw someone call schumer cowardly and chide him for lacking the backbone to call for ICE to be abolished, & it must once again be pointed out that that is untrue. he is not trying to oppose the republicans and failing, he is on the same team as the republicans, and his enemy is you

this is why "age verification" laws are bullshit; because rather than invest in costly ways to successfully age-verify, many sites will simply ban access altogether.

A nurse. A 37-year-old man who devoted his time to healing the sick and the injured, who came outside in the cold to protect his neighbors, gunned down in the street by bloodthirsty blackshirts

They are pushing a burning dumpster towards the cops

ICE shot a man 5 times outside Glam Doll Donuts in Minneapolis in what commentators are describing as “an execution.” www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...

i love how the biggest donors are coyly referred to as "stakeholders" in this article. weird, i thought the taxpayers were the stakeholders when it came to public services. 🙃

dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂

got some inst*c*rt gift cards for xmas and tell me why placing orders in this app is somehow even more exhausting than physically going to the damn store

this is what elon is up to in vegas, btw www.reddit.com/r/vegaslocal...

strong agree. cost me $2k to say goodbye to my best friend this summer and i'm still pissed about it. 🐾🕯️

congratulations to the anti-porn and anti-sex work groups for helping create an internet where independent adult sex workers have been exploited, ripped off, and then run off and are now being replaced by on-demand CSAM

everything's comin' up punky 🏒👹 #heatedrivalry

going back to watching regular hockey games where nobody kisses feels like a cruel, sick joke.

dats suspicious. dats weird. 🧐

i really hate this framing. call it what it is, libs: THEY STOLE OUR MONEY.

throwing my phone into the desert, don't text