We're not doing enough Datacenter Arson.

the only plausible dent you could make is quite literally burning down their physical servers. the lie of The Cloud has made us detach these things from the plane of reality, but they are here. In our world. Where our bodies burn. will you burn back? or are you already ash?

you can’t have vanilla sex with a ghost-type pokemon cuz it’s a normal-type move

You fool. You naive child. Your radical strategy of Doing Anything is doomed to failure. The only sensible move is to continue my tried and true strategy of Doing Nothing, which has guaranteed results.

you're not slick posting pics of Obama and saying "a REAL knob bob Peace Boy!!!!" when he fucking ramped up ICE, increased CPB's capacity for assault and abuse, drone bombed the shit out of everyone, etc etc etc like the state is not a mechanism of peace

"x is down" Looks Fine To Me?

I am so shocked that Google pushing AI overviews which steal from websites without compensation is reducing the amount of people going to the websites they steal from. Their AI push is so backwards and makes no sense. It’s an endless spiral to doom. Sites will die and so info won’t be updated.

Incredible piece of Search Engine Optimisation

you do not actually want to delete and restart your animal crossing island that you poured hundreds of hours into six years ago. be real with yourself. you're going to play this update for a week, be frustrated that you don't have access to everything, and move on quickly.

This is your reminder that Hungarian-Jewish scientist George de Hevesy dissolved two Nobel Prizes in aqua regia to keep them out of the hands of the Nazis. He then left the dissolved solution on his shelf and fled to Sweden. (After the war he un-dissolved the gold and the prizes were re-cast.)

No music algorithm will ever be as good as hitting shuffle on a big folder of MP3's. Or just listening to an album.

nonviolence kinda fuckin vindicated here cause these mfs are going "mods.... MODDS... MODS I spiL My JICE"

in case you didn't understand why transphobic rhetoric worried us so much about this guy, well it's because it's a signal that shit like this is coming next.

Trans woman PMS be like: "I'm literally validated with rage"

me, arriving at the DnD convention

Okay but when are we getting the Spirit Tracks inspired Lego Train set.

Had to compress the shit out of it for Bsky but, seems to work out of the box in Linux just fine.

As per Redump, Sunshine has a revised JP "Rev A"/"1.1" build that not even TCRF has documented

Shit, my capture card arrived. I'm running out of plausible excuses to not start vtubing.

It's amazing what two coffees and a can of off brand energy drink in the morning can do for your mental state 🙂‍↕️

literally, why constantly traumatise yourself by keeping up to date with transphobic cases/judgements/rulings - take it as a compliment that you're the Final Enemy of the pedophile nazi billionaire elite. I'd be worried if these degenerate anti-human freaks were on my side, lmao.

Stellar woman✨✨✨ #rosalina #supermariogalaxy

Everybody always asks where's Waldo but nobody ever asks why a completely unqualified and untrained paramilitary force with no jurisdiction is allowed to just shoot and disappear people with no accountability or consequences

if you havent cancelled spotify yet and this isnt the final nail in the coffin for you, i really dont know what else to say other than i hope some introspection finds you soon

The Hex and everyone’s favorite ghost type 🙌🏽 #pokemon #gengar #pokemonfanart

y'know, I'll say it. Kojima *wishes* he was on Kodaka's and Uchikoshi's level of eccentric weirdo (positive)

Rioters are putting BANANA PEELS in front of ICE agents who keep slipping on them with a woopwoopWOOPWOOP sound and falling on their bumbums with a loud crashing cymbal sound. Disgusting behavior.

gotta act quick and absorb as much of the new stuff as possible in the ACNH update before it sets in that the game is still not fun to play

Okay, deleted the last reskeet. I should read the articles before I open my mouth. 🫠

Animal Crossing Update: A Brief Summary

(bad anime villain voice) consider the inherent contradiction of the lone wolf. were you meant to suffer alone? fools and charlatans will say it builds character. nothing could be further from the truth. all existence is archetypical, all shared. you will love each other. YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER!!!

okay now that i'm done proselytizing to my three followers about my tunnel vision interpretations of a visual novel villain i'm going to go pass out while listening to HEALTH

Doctors exist to not-treat you. I'm not being snarky or hyperbolic, that's their job: to find reasons not to treat you. They spend 6 years in med school and more money than some broke tr&nn13s live to see, to spend the rest of their lives figuring out how to tell you to fuck off.

gals will save the world. teddy bears will save the world. you don't have to believe in it to know it's true. salvation is black,white,red,and gold.

Olimar after spending 20 minutes walking back to the onion:

For so long I’ve been wondering about my place in the Universe. Am I a writer? Am I a baker? Now I know that my place in on my knees in front of a girl, telling her that I deserved it as she slaps me in the fac–

finding a drawing of gyaru tf and loudly declaring "this should happen to all women. all men too"

Repost for reasons

Tetris Attack is already probably never getting rereleased for legal headache reasons but now i'm imagining a timeline where a Nintendo puzzle game used Tetris branding AND what would eventually be a Microsoft IP and imagining how "never seeing the light of day again" that game would be

Okay folks, one thing you need to understand about social media is that in participating in it *you* are creating rhetoric. My recent posts are trying to address that fact and maybe get you to think a little bit harder about what your rhetoric might encourage or discourage.

As a witch with knowledge of medicinal herbs et al I know lemon is an excellent antibacterial with lots of vitamins that helps with a cold and a sore throat; and how tactically reducing hydration will help with a runny nose. So this lemon liquor I'm having is actually medicine, you see 🧵(1/458)

She was a skater boy, she said « see you later boy », she wasn’t girl enough for her She had a pretty face, her dysphoria caused her pain, she needed to take estrogen

this is genuinely incredible

typical ai use case