Meant to do this last night but then I fell asleep so I'm doing it now.

Screw melatonin, Magia Record is the real shit! Slept like a baby.

Shitpostipation™️

Closeted melatonin, good one.

We spoopy now.

I know I haven't been around here much lately, but all my oomfies can consider themselves hugged. That is all.

I went through some of my stuff for undisclosed reasons and found out I could turn quite a bit of stuff I no longer have a use for or attachment to into a bit of money. And I haven't even gone through half of it yet, when did I amass this much stuff.

Just noticed it's October now, what the actual fuck?

Social obligations don't exist for the next few weeks.

EA joining Microsoft on the list of publishers that don't exist. 😌🏝️

Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt Season 3

At least wine and dine me first

PTO did wonders for me, but now it's over and I have to dust off my worksona. I will hate every second of it, but now I know what I'm doing it for and what I'm working towards it might not be so bad. We shall see.

Happy to report I have already beaten Hades II — good game.

My drunk ass may or may not have eaten what was left of the Spanish candy.

Le sigh.

Hasta luego…

"Half as long, twice as nutty."

Y can't good time crawl?

Look, I hate to break it to you but my default state of existence is 'lazy fuck' and every other state I've ever been in was some kind of persona.

Who's gonna stop you?

Nothing ever happens before 12pm. Real speedrunning adopting Spanish culture hours.

@sentimentbot.bsky.social, I guess

Untitled Corbyn Party Minus Corbyn Minus Party Coming to IMAX soon™️

Food coma is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!

I would never have guessed that sangria gives me the same effect red wine does, nobody could have seen this coming.

I wasn't gonna post this, but @tangerinecookie.bsky.social insisted if I didn't it would be 'anti-consumer'. If they ever did a Bloodborne movie, they should cast Nicholas Cage for the role of Micolash Cage.

Running on 90 minutes of sleep, caffeine, nicotine, and sheer willpower.

Need an express delivery for a comically large hammer to send me to the sleeping realm.

We knew from the start we can't get everything right, which is why we decided to stop trying to begin with and just cater to the fascists.

Hangover coffee.

Look, I know I'm late to the party, but I decided I'd get the game that had everyone put on clown makeup for half a decade after all.

We could live in a world with dinosaurs if only someone had been around to pickle them while they were still fresh.

At some point I'll have to admit to myself that I'm probably depressed, but today is not that day.

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

Sleep is really good, but I hope they'll announce some stability update for it in tomorrow's Direct.

JRPG, but you attack and dethrone gender through the power of friendship.

Successfully procrastinated on packing for some obscure trip for the first half of the week so I'll only have to spend the latter half of it obsessively packing and repacking everything to check if I forgot to pack something important.

Blast it, I forgot to get some lemonade earlier today and now I'm all out.

See, I fucking told you this shit works.

The leaks are already pouring in, smdh.

This Direct better have Bloodborne Remastered or I'll rate it 0/5.

Random shower thought of the day is that I haven't had a clean shave in 10 years and don't even remember what my face looks like at this point.

Trying to figure out if I can make it to 1k skeets with nothing but shitposts before my vacation is over.

Well, I definitely got a cold, but I'm currently at the stage that has you sneeze a lot, so… 🤞🤞

Chaos of Chaos: Chaos Chaos Chaos (CHAOS)

2025 sucks ass in the grand scheme of things, but it gave me Xenoblade X DE and DxM2 for my mecha-pilled brain so you gotta take the little victories you get and run with them.