7.8/10 not enough chaos

Just a regular Sunday night.

27 Days of Shit

Completed my first of presumably many Road Trip runs in Kirby Air Riders and I can confirm that it's good shit and I can already see myself booting up the game for that alone on the regular. No, I haven't even touched the other modes yet. I'll get around to them eventually.

Only 35 days left to go until I walk out of my shitty workplace for the last time, and I have to admit I'm feeling pretty damn good about it. If only it hadn't taken me so long to make that decision, I could have been out of there already.

Idunno where Sakurai found a picture of my face mere seconds after waking up but I'd like to have some words.

Tfw you get so stressed out that it triggers I migraine. I just wanted to play Kirbo on my day off, ffs…

Mfw the Brie is French.

T-39d

Smart Toilets that compliment you on the sheer size of your turd be like: "Geez, what a massive honker! Absolute unit. Congrats, [insert name] — you filled your daily poop ring and reached a new weekly record! You are on a roll, keep it up!" AppleBowl™️. Wishlist now.

That new trailer they dropped today just cemented this for me. Ditto must be protected at all costs.

80€ video games suck but what really scares me is that 80€ worth of groceries fit rather neatly into one of those medium sized folding shopping crates with room to spare. Nothing fancy either, just some essentials. At a discounter.

Geoff has always been a self-absorbed prick but at least now nobody will be able to pretend like he isn't. Right? Right???

Pokopia is the perfect game because Ditto always has been a rascal and they just decided to make an entire game based on that.

It really would be endlessly funny if Bloodborne Remastered were announced tonight, now that I've gone and sold my PS5. Naturally, this absolute stroke of comedic genius would require someone at Sony to remember Bloodborne is a thing that exists in the first place, which is never gonna happen.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Yes, I actually do love waking up on a Monday morning. No, it's not because I'm some sicko who loves to work. It's because I don't work on Mondays. T minus 46 days.

Lmao at this completely random shiny Flabébé.

Yes, I did all of this just so I wouldn't have a disgustingly yellow Mega Skarmory. I will now return to my regularly scheduled shitposting.

"Mr Sakurai, when will Kirby Air Riders be out?"

Day one of shiny hunting a goddamn Skarmory in Pokémon Legends Z-A. I expect this to take me about a year and a half.

Mfw things are just according to keikaku.

Seeing how this place is generally moderated (banning minorities, defending transphobes, chastising people for being rude to dead bigots) I don't think I want them interfering in what I do and don't see.

Watching Labour ghouls like Wes Streeting trying to bask in Zohran Mamdani's victory like it isn't a repudiation of their shitty politics as well. Did anyone tell Wes that Zohran doesn't want to throw trans people into a woodchipper? Get the fuck out.

Post a bird announcing Dick Cheney is dead.

Under the dictionary entry for 'Schadenfreude', they should simply put today's date, refuse to elaborate, and leave.

RIP BOZO

Wah-gassen 🙂‍↕️

@zellia.bsky.social :rascal:

Never played Fortnite. Thankfully they just made sure that I never will, nothing of value was lost.

T minus 54d 😌🏝️

Wdym it's Nowaymber already?

"If you can not sleep, have fun in bed."

Sure, big changes in life are scary. I've played it safe for pretty much my entire time on this rock so far, and it got me absolutely fucking nowhere other than a slow but steady downward spiral. Sometimes you gotta take a leap. And yeah, you might crash. But what if you don't?

Find yourself someone who looks at you the way shitlibs look at Microsoft.

Reskeeting this again because it has been a few days. Her music is really, really good and you should totally support her if you like banger music! 🫵🤘

Kinda funny that Square Enix bottled the Switch/Switch 2 release situation of DQ1+2 HD-2D so incredibly hard that it went from one of my higher anticipated releases to "I guess I'll get it in a Steam Sale or something whenever it hits 50% off".

Kind of an abrupt and unceremonious end to the Chaos of Chaos co-op experience, as DLC3 pretty much expects you to have grinded DLC2 for dozens of hours to have the most optimised builds imaginable, and apparently even then the bosses are kinda "Bullshit"? Oh well, was fun while it lasted.

my first and only fanart:

Sometimes you just need a lazy day. Or two. Or—

Boosting this. This November will be the absolute toughest financially due to all the unexpected non-covered teeth expenses. Any help is appreciated

This is great, but nothing will ever beat the absolute legend of 'Elderly Scottish Woman Getting Interviewed by BBC Reporter About Her Thoughts on Margot Thatcher's Death'. "Too bad, too bad!"

Shit sleep and nigh constant exhaustion aside, this has been a great week so far. Can't say I'm particularly looking forward to having to attend a friend's wedding today, but it is what it is. Free drinks and food should make it somewhat bearable at least. Maybe even remotely fun? Who's to say.

I will literally never stop shitting on Microsoft. I respect everyone's decisions to not partake in the BDS boycott because presumably they are all adults and can make their own choices, but that's about it. The less I am exposed to whatever they decide to release, the better.

Xbox fans tonight

I almost can't believe I'm saying this, but… The reign of Bloodborne might be over? My new favourite game is Final Fantasy Origin: Stranger of Paradise. Take that, Sony. Even *I* am abandoning Bloodborne. You have no one to blame but yourself.