who up rolling their feet on their wooden foot reflexology roller?

my cat starts scatting like Jonathan Davis the moment the laser point comes out

babe wake up it’s lilac season 🪻

i know gen z is fried as hell but who is gonna tell them how uncouth it is to put in two weeks notice via text message lol

telling my cat she isn’t the only one who eats canned food as she stares down me and my can of black bean soup

family Blazers viewing party tonite w/ @squatchdrew.bsky.social & baby bobbi

@birkfootcontessa.bsky.social Bobbi the cat, and I.

😶

my creature 🥰👹

*tap* *tap* … is this thing on?

RT if you agree

fall garden update!! everything i planted has grown! kale, broccoli, spinach, fava beans. i even had a little spinach harvest yesterday that was added to our brunch. 🌱some folks might remember my self-seeded arugula ground cover this spring; now we have nasturtium doing the same thing! 😆

she’s smoking that ear canal-tingling w33d 🫠

about to get my hands zapped for $1000 so the doctor can tell me what i already know 🫠 health insurance//healthcare in this country is so fried

good morning, pumpkin olive oil cake morning!

i can’t stop collecting little buddies. 🕷️🕸️

Practical Magic // The Craft double feature this evening 🤘🔮

what are we up to tonite, besties?!

ABC's "Israel at War" transition card is a photo of residential buildings in Gaza being bombed by Israel.

i tried to give it a contact high😊

moth.

it always catches me off guard when the budtender asks if i “have any plans for the evening.” like yes my man, i’m gonna go home and get stoned outta my gourd; an absolute give-in. 🤣

going hobbit mode (eating second breakfast)

if you're cold, THEY'RE COLD! let them inside!

getting stopped at Costco multiple times to be asked who did my tattoo work 💅💕✨

kale & broccoli starts, thyme, established strawberry, and a tomato plant that should really be pulled this week! 🌱 it’s going to be warm this week so i’m really hoping it’ll give these new babies a boost before it cools off again.

i saw Thundercat play for the second time last night, outdoors (again!), on mushrooms, in the rain, with my coworkers turned friends. we were OBSESSED with the paper lanterns and how they looked like The Moon🌕it was an absolutely perfect evening 🥰

sierra glow dahlias finally showing all colors 🌱 they’re HUGE

any fellow gardeners also horror movie fans? 🌱

gardening in fall like 🍷🫛

me when the air becomes a crisp, 55* 🍂🍁🍂

retired attack cat 😼💘

new buddy just dropped 🐸💚

TATTOO. DAYYYYYY. 🐸🐸🐸

u kno what fucken time it is (!!!) 🫵🧀

🎉🎉🎉

& also Braveheart 🫶

Snacks 👑🍫 she is snack-sized

built on edibles

gardening background music (this whole album, but i do love this steely dan cover they do)

fall planting vignettes 😌🍂

progress this morning 😌🌱

dahliawatch™️ 2k23🌱

are you 🫵 ready for that grind 💪 even though ☝️ your tummy hurt❓ and you 🫵 want to take a nap 😴😴 already⁉️

spent the virgo new moon night harvesting (!!!) in my garden (!!!) by mag lite.

Happy Fursday 📷 Keeper Megan