I dunno what to tell ya’, bud - typo or not, I’m paid to deliver sixty geese a layin’ and I ain’t goin’ back to da’ goose warehouse with a full load.

Skull is an uncredited copy/paste of a Paul Kirchner panel. Paul's Work: www.instagram.com/stayingamused

here we go again.

Meet Branigan, Fannigan, Milligan, Gilligan, Duffy, McCuffy, Malachy, Mahone, Rafferty, Lafferty, Donnelly, Connelly, Dooley, O'Hooley, Muldowney, Malone, Madigan, Cadigan, Lanihan, Flanihan, Fagan, O'Hagan, O'Hoolihan, Flynn, Shanihan, Manihan, Fogarty, Hogarty, Kelly, O'Kelly, McGuinness, McGuinn

Would be actually scared of Gepy if he had this level of power

"Is it okay if they say 'Happy Birthday' on the side?" "Well, I'd rather they say 'Deny’, ‘Defend’, and ‘Depose,' but I guess we're stuck."

conservative theology/legal scholarship:

With videos now a thing, I've started @simpsonsloops.bsky.social as a companion to my instagram account! (But I swear to god bluesky, if you're like insta and people complain there's no sound on these couple second long animated loops, I'll send you back to the big leagues)

making your dad take you to the mall while the game is on

Cover by Don Heck.

I did this as a paint-by-number years ago and had no clue it was a pre-existing work!

Witness The Driving Crooner.

Meat me at the Pepperoni Center

The only time I sorta consider if I’m some kind of “liberal coastal elite” or not is when I’m visiting my in-laws in Ohio and my guts get absolutely wrecked by eating food everyone there thinks is normal.

That’s a nude egg I won from my game.