I heard the Lakers threw in Team Kamaratsu, the dirt-riding dunk-masters, as a freebie on this Luka deal because they felt so bad about ripping off Dallas

"Is it okay if they say 'Happy Birthday' on the side?" "Well, I'd rather they say 'Deny’, ‘Defend’, and ‘Depose,' but I guess we're stuck."

That feeling when your room has too much electricity

My favorite Treehouse name and it’s not even close. Hope you skeeters have a good one today

“I’m pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees. He's literally stewing in his own juices.”

So this is my life.

“Homer, I see that you agree with my theory…”

Eh, close enough

"How do you do it, homer?" "You take an ordinary bed sheet, fold it around like this..."

"It's green, moron! Earth to stupid guy! Hello! Maybe a little friendly punching will move your ass."

"Ah! I love these lazy saturdays." "It's wednesday, homer."

Last Supper, eat your heart out!

Don’t worry, everyone with a low bluesky number will eventually experience spiritual emptiness because their power will have isolated them from other human beings.

They pave the way for this kind of filth in school.

Without the loop, it is nothing.