"I’m this close to advocating for new driving tests every five years." @emerthescreamer.bsky.social, I am with you all the way... www.irishtimes.com/life-style/p...

Watching #TheTraitors finale and Leanne really kept up that main character energy to the very end. Admirable

Not the cat, who is afraid of wind, agitating to go outside

Just comprehensively detailed everything I've managed to avoid impulse purchasing in 2025 for a Substack post. As well as everything I have purchased including Adam Levine's perfume "For Her" Me and @sarahjaybee.bsky.social have a Substack. Mostly new OMGWACA fiction, with some personal writing.

Wind you're after, is it? And the new cabinet is right there. #politics #jokes #wind

That shot of Alexander drinking his fizz by the fireplace is like something from Bridgerton season 1. #TheTraitors

Stop calling dogs ‘Nala’ challenge 2025

a lady loading her shopping at Tesco Merrion

I NEVER WANT TO TYPE “FUCKING HE’LL” YOU FUCKING FUCK OF A PHONE

Today would be a good day to donate to the Capuchin Day Centre or similar in your area. Capuchindaycentre.ie/donate.

My health insurance, without which I can't access any ED services, is going up by 12.7% in the new year. It's a massive privilege to have it in the first place but FUCK ME

Still blows my mind that the Santa Claus mommy is kissing in the song is THE DAD. When I was a kid I genuinely had such horrifying visions of a mam scoring Santy

Have the first skin to skin contact babies come of age yet? They’ll be unstoppable. All those feelings of attachment and emotional wellbeing

I really thought that by the time I was properly grown up I'd be able to have a chocolate advent calendar and just have one little sweet treat every day. Not the case. Substantially not the case.

Tough year for art sales and I depend solely on it for a living, so if you like anything I do, I'd appreciate if you'd keep me in mind when buying gifts for friends or family. If you hate what I do, I'd appreciate if you'd keep me in mind when buying gifts for enemies or nemeses.

Jurassic Park holds up so well. Why did I shriek when the velociraptor showed up behind Laura Dern like I haven’t seen this movie 40 times.

I used to have to phone them in from the count centre

Just spent two hours deleting 9GB of stuff off my phone just so I could wipe out the software update notification. I used to collect rocks.

Sure the CD scene in Love, Actually is sad but what about no cheeses for us meeces

"Alan Dawson" is the name you reach for when you're in your forties and trying to think of "Alec Baldwin", it turns out

Not participating in Black Friday because I'm against the relentless creeping Americanisation of Irish life and as a tiny artist I can't afford to, but will instead be doing Vengeful Hag Friday where for every print you purchase from www.ciaraioch.com I will fervently wish bad cess to your enemies

Not me eyeing up luxe litter trays in the Black Friday deals 👨‍🦳

Dropped off a DPD parcel at one of their shop hubs and the guy in the shop was like "you must buy something" so I bought some cat treats and he said I should get my treats for myself. He was both menacing and sweet.

You know you’ve watched too many episodes of Say Nothing when you replace the “now” when you stand up with “noy”

Say Nothing is a really well done adaptation of a very dense (and excellent) book. It also has a pretty good soundtrack

Threads watching us move from Twitter to Bluesky

I am being haunted around the internet by ads for rugs. Please, I don’t need any rugs. Leave me alone.

I Joined Bluesky Expecting a Warm Welcome and Was Immediately Told to Go Fuck Myself By Everyone Simply Because of My Rich History of Shitty Takes: One Man’s Tormented Journey

I bet nobody else in this Lidl middle aisle is on Blue Sky