After a rough week of work, it was great to lose myself in laughter with @pattonoswalt.bsky.social

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social Looks like you had fun playing a Vulcan this week.

For some reason I'm being watched by Queen Elizabeth II while I eat....

So glad I could be a victim to someone deciding they wanted to road rage at someone over a completely made up situation in their head. Completely destroyed the benefit of massage therapy at work this afternoon. So needed that panic attack. 🙄

Can't imagine how hot it must be in this one. #GalaxyConRaleigh

Should I see if it works and turns me back into a kid? #GalaxyConRaleigh

Anyone else going to be at GalaxyCon Raleigh this weekend?

Great start to Season 3 of Strange New Worlds. Some nice surpises thrown in.

Trevor Bauer returned from the Japanese minor leagues today, and he immediately surrendered the longest home run in recorded history (594 ft) to Hiroshima’s Elehuris Montero

A president who can't even spell his own name right has control of our military. Lord help us

yes i am sure

I fear this is going to make things worse for everyone. Last thing the US needed to do was get involved. As usual there is always a tweet that is pure projection of his own actions years before.

Yuck, starting Monday 100s for highs and lows barely getting below 80.

Well, I thought to start with, this guy was out to lunch and then it got worse.

Hahaha

Can we just fast forward to a point where the world is a better place? Or can the Vulcans stop by and beam me up off this rock?

What the hell just happened at the end?! #DoctorWho

Ok I think I feel comfy that the Canes are gonna win now.

Welp that probably does it. Turning this one off.

5 minute power play and couldn't do a thing with it. Embarrassing!

Welp turning that game off now.....

Slavin!!! Canes take Game 1 on the road! #RaiseUp

🎉 CAAAAAAAAANES WIIIIIIIIIN! Final Score (OT): Hurricanes - 2 Capitals - 1 Shots on goal: Hurricanes: 33 Capitals: 14 #RaiseUp

🎉 Hurricanes GOOOOOOOAL! 🚨 Logan Stankoven (3) 🍎 Unassisted ⏱️ 09:42 3rd Period CAR 1 - WSH 1 #RaiseUp

What a damn game. Holy shit

Keep our foot on the gas

Unless it's measles. Or COVID. Or syphilis.

This is completely f'd up!

I got two owls hooting back and forth and now a couple of possums were fighting. What's next?

What a great play by Houston for the near buzzer beater for the win. Survive and Advance.

Great comeback by Texas Tech to go to OT

lmao getting fact checked irl

That season finale of Severance was so good. Hope they won't make us wait forever for the next season.

One of my favorite times of year is here - first weekend of the NCAA Tournament. Hopefully lots of exciting games.

This barred owl has been hooting outside the last three hours and of course close to my bedroom. I hope it will find something better to do soon.

1. EXCLUSIVE An internal Social Security Administration memo, dated March 13 and obtained by Popular Information, lays out a plan to sabotage the agency. The memo itself predicts "service disruption," "operational strain," and "budget shortfalls" will result. Follow this thread for details. 🧵

The thunderstorm outlook for Sunday from the Storm Prediction Center... All severe weather threats are possible. Timing looks to be from mid-morning through the afternoon hours for central and eastern North Carolina. Stay Weather Aware and monitor the forecast. #SpectrumNews1 #ncwx #NOAA

As Mr. Worf might say....

Excellent episode of Severance this week. Some things went in a direction I didn't expect. Glad one situation turned out way better than I feared. Learned some new vocabulary from Mr. Milchick. 😂

The Cobel family is seriously messed up. #Severance Lumon did a real number on that town too.

There we go Aho!

Canes spend way too much time on the power play passing it around and no one wants to take a shot.

#Severance got me wanting to burn Lumon to the ground.

#Severance giving you the total mind **** once again. Lumon is such an evil place. The doc and nurse were both incredibly creepy which fits right in with the company they work for. Left with a million questions till next week.

Every Teams chat I've ever got from this one person has them abbreviating the word the with d. Like, can you "look at d email I sent". Who the hell abbreviates the?! Makes it so hard to read.

Ummm.....what?!

Damn it, Severance leaves me hanging every week.

Why do we have to wait a whole week for a new #Severance? I need to know what happens next after that stunning end.

Proud of myself that I only played 3 hours of Civilization 7 on the first day.