Like every other problem in my life, Im just going to look at this thing and squeak at it until it is fixed.

Snek #transfur

Work is being annoying. Someone come eat it.

If I cat tf'd you can BET I'd use the testing gravity excuse as much as possible.

I can usually work with most any food. But good lord safeway just sold me the worst cut of meat I've ever had. 99.99% gristle by weight.

Second day in a row my power has gone out overnight and messed up all my clocks. Dx

I saw someone call the horse girl racing game "wasabi my mommy" and I can never see it any different now.

You made it through Monday with mind, body, and spirit intact. Get in some stretches. Still a lot of the work-week ahead of us!

I should start cooking rice every single day on the off chance the next day I might want fried rice.

Internalized trypophobia

I went to pride right after work and was dressed as the most boring human alive.

Sorry. I was awkward train sleeping person. No I am not on drugs. I am TIRED!

Be gay. Eat nachos.

#UmbreonVEVO #TADC

Its weird how I learn stuff. A couple weeks of reflecting pool drama and I now I have a youtube university degree in pool maintenance.

Wish I was a bug!

The Egypt Iran game in seattle needs two streakers charging across the field meeting in the middle and making out.

If you throw something into a were-trashcan the next full moon you become a were-trashcan

I should probably work on that letting myself be vulnerable thing.

At least pool toys don't get sunburn!

Honey!... The wolves are making out again!

Reporting live from New York

If my brain was normal. oooooh lort I'd have so many more autopays set up.

Cats... amirite dogs?

You ever be so tired at work you're like, when I get home I'm going to evaporate?

Dog hobbies!

Fathers day some bullshit. Maybe I'll buy the sun some scratchers though.

Not having a job is bad. Having a job is bad. There's gotta be... Some third thing!

still amuses me I found a pickleball place called THE PICKLR. it sounds like a cheesy batman villain

I bet the next move is "We wanted the pool to be green!" and people just unquestioningly go along with it.

Front facing Jane isnt real

A taste of latex… For this #squeakysaturday try our newest toy model for free Are you sure you can handle them..🖤🖤✨✨

I love Seattle.

Had a dream I got in trouble for yelling at a parrot that looked at me all creepy and pooped on my jacket.

I dont get the TADC ENDING EXPLAINED! videos that popped up all over. Like, yeah. It published. We watched it. It explained itself.

Its a little too warm for the AC to keep up and I'm making pizza in the oven because I am a genius!

Thrift store gold.

If I tf'd into a tank id use my advanced optics to get so many pics of crows being goofy.

Having bones is so SOOO overrated!

Its been an exhausting week. I deserve people food.

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

This young crow was being super yappy on the compost bin. I gave him a GWAH! and he shut up.

Forrest Gump jumping into the reflecting pool and coming out green.

Stupid deer #furry #furrys #furryoc #furries #furryfandom #furrycommunity #furryfyp #fyp #furriesofinstagram #fursona #furryart #frencore #frencoreart

Too hot and gross to pose for latex day. time to REPOST!

Too hot to be cookin! Just gonna tear a grocery store chicken apart with my teeth!

Wishing for a stable job but then you're just a horse with burnout.

They should make nuggies a breakfast food. Shouldn't have to wait until 11 for nuggies. This is my political platform.

Don't bother coming into work today. The building has been compressed into a 1 centimeter cube.

Took a cold shower on a hot day then shoved a q-tip right in my ear and eegeggghhhhhh... sometimes life is good.