I should start cooking rice every single day on the off chance the next day I might want fried rice.

Internalized trypophobia

Why do they call them floats when they actually roll. Seems misleading.

I went to pride right after work and was dressed as the most boring human alive.

Sorry. I was awkward train sleeping person. No I am not on drugs. I am TIRED!

Be gay. Eat nachos.

#UmbreonVEVO #TADC

Its weird how I learn stuff. A couple weeks of reflecting pool drama and I now I have a youtube university degree in pool maintenance.

Wish I was a bug!

The Egypt Iran game in seattle needs two streakers charging across the field meeting in the middle and making out.

Since I only get a 1 day weekend for pride, and it isn't even on the weekend, I should use that OT money to buy the gayest thing I can think of.

If you throw something into a were-trashcan the next full moon you become a were-trashcan

I should probably work on that letting myself be vulnerable thing.

At least pool toys don't get sunburn!

Honey!... The wolves are making out again!

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If my brain was normal. oooooh lort I'd have so many more autopays set up.

Cats... amirite dogs?

You ever be so tired at work you're like, when I get home I'm going to evaporate?

Dog hobbies!

"This why you check your damn targets! This is why you follow the egg prime directive! You do not EYEball IT! You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!" Some media franchise probably

Fathers day some bullshit. Maybe I'll buy the sun some scratchers though.

Not having a job is bad. Having a job is bad. There's gotta be... Some third thing!

still amuses me I found a pickleball place called THE PICKLR. it sounds like a cheesy batman villain

I bet the next move is "We wanted the pool to be green!" and people just unquestioningly go along with it.

Front facing Jane isnt real

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I love Seattle.

Had a dream I got in trouble for yelling at a parrot that looked at me all creepy and pooped on my jacket.

I dont get the TADC ENDING EXPLAINED! videos that popped up all over. Like, yeah. It published. We watched it. It explained itself.

Its a little too warm for the AC to keep up and I'm making pizza in the oven because I am a genius!

Thrift store gold.

If I tf'd into a tank id use my advanced optics to get so many pics of crows being goofy.

Having bones is so SOOO overrated!

Its been an exhausting week. I deserve people food.

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

This young crow was being super yappy on the compost bin. I gave him a GWAH! and he shut up.

Forrest Gump jumping into the reflecting pool and coming out green.

Stupid deer #furry #furrys #furryoc #furries #furryfandom #furrycommunity #furryfyp #fyp #furriesofinstagram #fursona #furryart #frencore #frencoreart

Too hot and gross to pose for latex day. time to REPOST!

Too hot to be cookin! Just gonna tear a grocery store chicken apart with my teeth!

Wishing for a stable job but then you're just a horse with burnout.

They should make nuggies a breakfast food. Shouldn't have to wait until 11 for nuggies. This is my political platform.

Don't bother coming into work today. The building has been compressed into a 1 centimeter cube.

Took a cold shower on a hot day then shoved a q-tip right in my ear and eegeggghhhhhh... sometimes life is good.

So sweaty and gross ew!

I love further north than maine, I should NOT have to deal with this!

I might actually be rooting for the mosquitos this time.

Woke up all sweaty and gross and summer-y. Need to sleep in a pool of ice.

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