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FOTUS wants the markets to crash. Then oligarchs can swoop in and buy low. These tariffs will also force out smaller biz so the giants (who get exemptions) can scoop up more customers. Wealth just keeps moving up and up. Right?

The leader is good, the leader is great, I surrender my 401K as of this date.

75% of Nebraska voters last fall approved paid leave. Today, state senators voted it down. That's "democracy" for ya. What a shithole country this is.

Baseball season is starting. Also, the USA is becoming even more fascist.

I'm in the April issue of Better Homes and Gardens, representing how to unlawn America. Also, my new book comes out in early 2027.

One evening I was playing with my sun on the driveway and a kid came sauntering by on a bike. “Nice shirt!” they called out. My shirt read “lawns are weird.” So the next generation gets it. They’re ready.

FOTUS likes to blast "YMCA" at this events, making me think he must support gay rights and gay culture.

I have not been a marxist. I've not studied marxism. And yet I keep finding myself coming to similar conclusions on my old as I work through middle age.

mundus sine caesaribus

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I'm writing a book that exposes the classist, racist structures in place in suburban and urban lawns as well as code enforcement to maintain those lawns as monocultures. The book will help you take on those systems through legal and practical examples to unlawn with purpose.

RFK Jr wants you dead. They all want you dead or sick. You'll be too weak to organize against the fascist oligarchy, plus your anger can be harnessed / twisted to support the fascist oligarchy.

I'm told Musk is a genius and folks toss around the word "Nazi" too casually, that if you used to say it that it actually meant something REALLY bad. This from a Musk lover with stock. So yeah, he IS a genius if can salute and there are no repercussions I guess?

Anyone want to start a new natural garden design / management / nursery business? prairieup.com/growing-a-na...

Literally the most calculated assault on our country ever. AND WE VOTED FOR IT. newrepublic.com/article/1914...

Lawns are classist and racist. Have been since the late 1800s. Still are. www.youtube.com/shorts/aW02H...

Join me for a webinar on weed code ordinances? Gonna be a ton of info to get you empowered. prairieup.com/webinars/

Yeah it's a freaking coup. www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...

Now thinking I need to ask everyone in my family "if I join a resistance cell will you turn me in?"

I guess I'm marxist, though don't think I'm a communist. These are scary terms because those in power want them to be so you run away from them and delete / burn anyone who mentions them. Think about that Monty Python scene, violence inherent in the system.

Lawn is stupid. It's also holding you down. Like the oligarchy. Because lawn comes from the oligarchy.

Put us out of our misery.

Changed my name on Twitter to "Anti Nazi. Anti Oligarch." Kick me off, a-hole. Kick me off.

Ahem. Hate speech for oligarchs not allowed!

Our 6yo K is sick all of the time right now. We were privileged to not have to send him to daycare ever, and doc says we're paying for it now. No. Daycare bankrupts. And we should have clean air in schools but we don't because we'd rather ignore reality since we can't process grief.