Who the hell looked at Mahi TC and said “Yeah that’s good.”

Official Nintendo streams really do attract the most negative boring people ever huh

Maybe Nina was right about dropping out of high school at the start of Girls Band Cry

I told myself I would actually start trying to stream after I got back from Japan #compsplatoon www.twitch.tv/kaiserderher...

Ya know insomnia gives me hella time to think and now that I think about it, I‘ve never experienced any of the post trip or post lan depression. Like naturally, I don’t want it to end, but there is always next time. I might just be weird or something…

I remembered I have a twitch account www.twitch.tv/kaiserderher...

Dawg Imma have to completely change my travel plans going forwards so I can avoid regional flights American can’t operate these flights to save their company

I forgot how much I hate travelling through O‘Hare

Kinda forgot about this but all stories have their end and I‘ve reached the end of this one

I’d just like to note that they don’t have to cut public flights just to stop the rich from flying their private jets, but that would hurt our resident felon-in-chief's friends So basically “All I wanna say is that they don’t really care about us”

If you ever feel useless just remember a one yen coin exists

Well I‘m presently in Japan so like I could keep a thread of my trip First thing first tho This public transport thing is fire as hell. It does take a moment to learn (I am from the rural US so might be a me thing)

I did not realise I was friends with a literal angel Now I feel bad not talking to them as much these days

Nintendo needs to understand they don’t have to bring back every weapon next game Like what the hell does blob do that any other weapon can’t do better at this point

Devastated at my job that im not on the Krissy list

You see the damn-est things on a random Monday at 7:31pm

zonink insulted me using Grey's tweet pack it up fellas time to call it quits

Its been awhile since I’ve had this many problems trying to receive a package but here we are

Slightly jealousy of smash players since they can rock to a lan set with just a controller and themself along with not having to screw around with a janky lan mode

Late post because tired After playing through the hardest redemption of our lives, "Wait I'm the Zonink" finished somewhere in Top 32 (idk I didn't look). @avrel.bsky.social - Pencil @justkaiser.bsky.social - Shot (Donate Plasma!) @kanandreamer.bsky.social - vBlaster @zonink.bsky.social - Pro/96

We were put through so much bullshit this year, like actually who did we piss off? We get multiple game 5 sets during redemption, but no, we get put on stream against seed 5 (yeah sure dawg). Also, the TO's apparently eyeing down one of my players during sets is a little much.

Bro what fucking TO hates us this time

that’s my ~~goats~~ zoninks

Game 5 into game 5 I’m shaking but top 32 tomorrow. (Shout out @8bitfusion.bsky.social for the video of the pop off)

Holy fuck that was way too stressful for a redemption bracket

*Gets seeded low* *Subs in random +2 player* Yea sure dawg

I am never going to financially recover from this

Very eventful day 0 of Riptide

Hmmmmmmm now might be a great time to go read the Japanese side of the internet

With Riptide being just around the corner, I’m oh so tempted to write about how to actually properly/efficiently pack for trips, since I’m very tired of seeing people go overboard

Low Ink March 2021 Need I say more?

I got lucky when having to switch weapons that my brain really, really loves playing swords in any video game (Scythes are still cooler tho)

I almost was on a team with Kassmode back in like early 2019 or something Thank god I was ass at the game then lmfao

Peak series I‘m afraid

You know what they say All toasters toast toast

Sometimes coming up with a joke is hard

Heartbreaking: Worst person you know is still a terrible human being

we are so back #compsplatoon www.twitch.tv/kaiserderher...

#compsplatoon they weren't cooking www.twitch.tv/kaiserderher...

FA sendou.ink/u/mottone #compsplatoon

Presently on Sendou‘s Calendar there 36 tournaments this week and I can count on one hand the amount actually worth the time to play

Wunderbar… Ich hass es, in Amerika zu leben

Walked out of work and straight into a wall of humidity Why is the midwest like this?

@pepe.sunsetsurge.ink vs @diolass.bsky.social has the same energy as this

All the leaks about the Switch 2 are cool but does it have games? No one has told us that one yet

The fact that I am in danger of seeing the opinion of people younger than the xbox 360 should be a violation of my rights

How do people get addicted to social media or like spend hours doomscrolling? I open any social media and get bored in like five seconds And another thing, some people post too much. That’s a basic opsec volition and will one day bit you in the ass