cat says “happy birthday and also why did you abandon me for months wtf i hate you :(“

• web browser (noun) a fork of chromium • text editor (noun) a fork of vscode

new NA league format because y'all were complaining about burnout 3 games monday 5 games tuesday 8 games wednesday 3 games friday 9 games saturday 5 games sunday (7 if it went to game 35) it's love of the game do it for the love of the game

youtube.com/live/LQDwrFE... x because im feeling sad for no reason so nothing could go wrong

I'd like to sue

why not youtube.com/live/Gu1N-qt...

you can spot fake 3ds enjoyers because they don’t have hours in the mii plaza games 270 days though? nintendo?????

event #7 turf ftwin 3-1 sunset - umami (ftwin's g4 mode) 60.7 vs 36.2 = 96.9% fofofo 3-1 ML - museum (ML's g1 mode) 64.3 vs 33.1 = 97.4% ftwin 3-2 fofofo - crableg (ftwin's g1 mode) 52.1 vs 43.8 = 95.9% ML 3-2 dm - urchin (dm's g4 mode) 63.9 vs 30.4 = 94.3% fofofo 3-0 moonlight - NT (1/2)

event #6 DM 3-2 hdfg - crableg (hdfg's g5 mode) 58.6 vs 35.8 = 94.4% mostly dm's spawn ftw 3-1 5 - NT ftw 3-1 mw - haggle (ftw's g4 mode) 50.3 vs 45.0 = 95.3% mostly mw's spawn 5 3-0 dm - NT mw 3-2 5 - haggle (5's g5 mode) 56.7 vs 37.7 = 94.4% equal both spawns (1/2)

#5 bet 3-0 gourmet race - NT hypernova 3-2 duck motif - crableg (HN's g5 mode) 49.7 vs 45.7 = 95.4% - all in dm's spawn fofofo 3-2 HN - umami (HN's g4 mode) 72.2 vs 24.1 = 96.3% - 2 spots/spawn bet 3-1 DM - umami (bet's g3 mode) 45.6 vs 51.0 = 96.6% - dm's spawn bet 3-1 HN - NT fofofo 3-0 bet - NT

event #4 halycon vs hdfg - 3-1 NT ftwin (ftw) vs five (5) - 3-1 NT ftw vs milky way (mw) - 3-0 NT 5 vs fofofo - 3-1 NT mw vs 5 - haggle (game 5, 5's map pick) 52.1 vs 43.6 = 95.7% - top left both spawns ftw vs mw - haggle (game 4, ftw's mode pick) 44.1 vs 51.2 = 95.3% - 2 spots per spawn

5k xp here we come

Another Splatoon Stronghold meme session

guys look out i found the next fire emblem protagonist

today on stream moonlight (ML) vs fofofo - urchin (fo game 3 pick) 53.7 vs 42.7 = 96.4% (good spawns) ML vs fofofo - umami (ML game 2 pick) 49.8% vs 48.5% = 98.3% (good job) Milky Way (MW) vs Duck Motif - 3-0 no turf (NT) five (5) vs MW - 3-1 NT MW vs ML - 3-0 NT MW vs 5 - 3-1 NT MW vs 5 - 3-1 NT

I was getting one stars in x yesterday #splatoon3 #bigswig

why are we openly flouting the dc rules on stream i know 3+ dcs is bad but like

i tuned into superjump grands 3 minutes ago (halfway through game 1) and was immediately like “okay but who came from losers???” i mean i can guess, but

not kidding saying it’s long af time limits are pretty short for lobbies/dcs/etc (5m/1m), but all of top 8 double elim bo5 with map picks is inherently long… and that’s 4h after ladder start to people better than me that will get top 8s - get some rest/food in the middle in addition to staying warm

top 8 go! #S3NAL #compsplatoon youtube.com/live/48IGVFs...

Impulse POV go youtube.com/live/QU7jjcn... #S3NAL #compsplatoon

when there is a zones roto. thanks @gabe-sword.bsky.social for the original idea

three whole years of splatoon 3 wow i have not splatted cohozuna a hundred times but i have defeated the triumvirate exactly 3 times seems poetic now instead of lazy

Both sides of the Riptide crowd uniting in rainmaker slander to end off grand finals has to be one of the highlights of the weekend

that’s my ~~goats~~ zoninks

new development dorm ethernet (first time on ethernet ever)

It's not terribly useful if at all, because it's Turf and CB only, but is this known? #compsplatoon

73 weapons in there apparently exactly 1% gold dynamo usage and 0.5% each on both the other dynamos

youtube.com/live/dZXqg7T... currently at my peak ever here we go

c’mon guys get your votes in certified popgun drawings (i make no promises) #compsplatoon

youtube.com/live/OS5PXlW... im like 30 points off my peak (which was in tc), so here goes nothing #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

youtube.com/live/37qSCYY... #splatoon wooo

wahoo timer for some of us did you know the water still moves if you pause the game in a replay

I love when my lobbies are entirely japanese, despite the fact that it's 4am over there something something splat zones

net appears to be okay-ish??? so, zones youtube.com/live/EN_aDy_...

last 2 pics

All of this because the community trusted an incomplete story and so much hate was generated that someone decided an appropriate response would be to commit crimes. SSC isn't perfect, IPL isn't perfect, I'm not perfect, nobody is perfect. But we all genuinely try to do the right thing.

I want to begin by saying that I am not close to Jared or Madness, these thoughts are my own, and I apologize for not speaking up sooner Jared's statement emits ignorance and foolishness.

6+ is honorable mentions that I don't feel like cutting

I strongly encourage people to actually watch the splat safety video to form your own conclusions instead of immediately getting angry at either party.

they really made vblaster’s 3rd kit have the complementary colors to grim range blaster didn’t they

Sharking, Japan.

i wasn’t awake to watch it live so a belated shout out one more time to the SWS team, production (esp pre-production in team trailers) was great

4 and a half years after its inception, it all comes to an end. SJ 100 will be our last edition. You do not want to miss this farewell celebration: - August 23rd, 7 PM ET - $300 starting prize pool - golden SJ badge See you there 🫡 sendou.ink/to/2329/regi...

even though most of the talk is solely about how bad the west did and not about the event as a whole, I'm so proud of what our small staff team accomplished an ~800 viewer peak during the finals across yt + twitch is insane, and I doubt any online event is going to beat that for a while

POV 2 #compsplatoon youtube.com/live/NAC1r6R...

The stage is set! 16 of the best teams in the world convene to fight it out in the Splat World Series finals. Preview all the teams and their seeds in the video below. Do you think you have the script to our show? Call it. You can make your prediction in the form below. youtu.be/8yYbxHROxOo

Politely asking for everyone playing sws to stream tomorrow 🙂 #compsplatoon