finally finished my slides and notes for my talk for @astrocoop.bsky.social and now i get to sink into playing hades 2 all weekend without a deadline looming let’s fucking gooooo

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getting deeply competitive at the trans furry jackbox games night (i have never, in my life, lost a game of joke boat and i never will)

the secret funniest part of this is that my wife’s girlfriend is a trans girl whose chosen name is my deadname

derived houses get so goofy when you’re looking at polyamory the partner is the 7H and so the partner’s partner is the 7th from the 7H which is the 1H which is the self but then it’s also not me it’s someone else but it’s the same signifier what a weird and elaborate bit

there is literally. LITERALLY. not a cooler experience than skipping the multi-block line at the local members-only goth club (because you are already a member) on their membership drive weekend and then having your polycule dominate the pool table inside said club

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do you ever think about how the apollo spaceships going to the moon are just apollo visiting his sister artemis

personality pic thanks for a great time, Portland ☺️

saturn baby please go back to aries. you have no business being in pisces again. it’s day 1 and i’m already over it.

conservatives hate queer love cuz they can't fathom actually loving their wives

The result of last night’s stream! Maris from my comic As Above (: You can read it here! mercuryshousecomics.com/read-as-above/ #comic #art #illustration #fantasy #magic #webcomic #indiewebcomic

my august astrology books are open, come sit by the fire with me and see what others have had to say about working with me ❤️‍🔥 rowastrology.com

Reminder for self-employed artists and designers out there to amend your contracts to adapt to the latest tomfoolery

great news chat: received my passport today with the correct name and gender marker 😭🔥🎉

it is truly one of the great joys of my life to use the rewards phone number of my bitch ex girlfriend at the gas station and save 50 cents per gallon. just know if you cross me and i have your phone number and i know you shop at safeway i will be stealing your rewards xoxo

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“it’s the last venus hour of venus in taurus” “where is she going?” “girl… gemini… where do u think”

oppositions are just Super Sextiles send tweet

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TIER 2 $44-$88 -a planetary telegraph report from @maegkeane.bsky.social -an electional report from @rowanvenus.satan.social l -a signed print copy & digital copy of the ic book by @pallaskaugustine.bsky.social al -empress oil & bath soa from @ladyksapotheca -an astrology reading with me

SKYWOMAN WAS FALLING - & so was i... when skywoman was falling into the flooded earth, the birds held a council to decide what to do. they saw she was in need, that she would be hurt if she hit the water at full speed. they agreed to catch her, to form a net, to soften her fall.

third draft of slides/lecture for week one of the course complete and i think i’m happy with it. good mix of “this makes astrological sense and is good technique” and “this actually sounds like my goofy gay ass would say it”

I am Davison chart-pilled now thanks to @rowanvenus.satan.social

Put in another application for a place that feels promising. Worried about covering the moving costs and deposit but hopefully it’ll be fine. Our GFM is so close to halfway funded and we have three days to be out. Please boost. gofund.me/171bb331

i did it—i pulled the trigger and signed up for @rowanvenus.satan.social ‘s queering synastry class. im so excited :)

i forgot i can use bluesky for promo and i realized i haven’t told y’all i’m teaching Queering Synastry as a workshop series! 4 weeks of lectures + chart clinics where we put the techniques of the week into practice as a group using YOUR CHARTS!!! more info ⬇️ rowastrology.com/queering-synastry

You can also enter my emergency housing raffle for a chance to win a spot in this very fucking cool thing @rowanvenus.satan.social is doing ✨

🚨 7 days 🚨 I’m losing my home in a week, and hosting a raffle to help raise funds for moving, deposit, and late rent. Prizes from @rowanvenus.satan.social @kirastrology.bsky.social @comfy-spice.bsky.social and more ✨♥️

i forgot i can use bluesky for promo and i realized i haven’t told y’all i’m teaching Queering Synastry as a workshop series! 4 weeks of lectures + chart clinics where we put the techniques of the week into practice as a group using YOUR CHARTS!!! more info ⬇️ rowastrology.com/queering-synastry

fate & free will are lovers

what planet rules ducks!!!! quickly!!!!!

When you're an astrologer it is SO important to get personal readings from others! I know I would have easily freaked myself out reading my own chart for this SR, but Rowan helped me see all the juicy benefic energy that's also present, so now I'm looking forward to stepping into my Venus-Moon era 💖

Had such a wonderful Solar return reading with @rowanvenus.satan.social last night, highly recommend! I'm feeling much more ready to face this 2H profection with a 12H Mars rising and 8H stellium - with grace and kindness and so much benefic support! 🥰

working a hybrid job is insane bc what do you mean i had a very productive day and also didn’t leave my bed? i got more done today than the days when i have to be out and about in business casual clothes and i didn’t put on pants til 10pm? seems fake

i love the idea of “schedule send” for texting people when i don’t want to bother them at 2 am but also it has backfired by getting a text from that person before i wake up 100% of the time i’ve used it

WE DID IT GANG APPOINTMENT COMPLETE DIAGNOSIS RECEIVED MEDICATION SENT TO PHARMACY

just found out my cat is transgender, ama

status update 4 months later: i went to my pcp to get a referral got misgendered by my first psych and then forgot to book a new appointment with a different doctor until today 🙃

Hey y’all, I am asking for help catching up on rent after our assistance ran out of funding. Jobs continue to fall through and I would love to be able to breathe for Mother’s Day. Link in bio for GFM.

hiii @astroseekcom.bsky.social! is there already, or could you possibly implement 👉🏻👈🏻 a setting to default to using birth place when looking at solar return charts? i got bamboozled in a “omg patterns!!” rabbit hole for a client before i realized all their SRs were being calculated in my location 😂

uranus conjunct my natal lot of fortune (on algol) tomorrow who wants to guess some outrageous things that could happen 😂

any posideon devotees out there? i don’t think i know anyone whose personal pantheon he’s in and i feel bad for my fish boy

it’s so fun to add people to prayers for random shit. i love to be inclusive in asking for things from the gods. like “hi aphrodite please bring me and these 4 of my friends some hot sex soon thank you diva”

i’m breaking in the new tarot deck and already in love after doing some pulls over on ig, so reply with a question or emoji for a free pull! ❤️‍🔥

went to the punk flea market, got a new tarot deck, was smacked with a bunch of omens, served cunt