I don’t understand insomnia. just have a glass of wine and watch a poorly paced giallo movie with the lights off and i defy you to stay awake

Nick Clegg says asking tellers for permission would ‘kill’ the bank robbing industry

Please consider this, as migrating birds are making their long and perilous journeys to their winter homes. ❤️ #birds 🪶

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THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.

Well, this is one of the most terrifying and anxiety inducing things I've ever seen. Imagine the road filled with drivers doing this. Now you can understand the hyper vigilance required of pedestrians and bicyclists. And despite that, we can still get splattered because of 3 seconds of distraction.

Hi folksss... Stuff with my tax situation from my old game job got way worse so Im going ahead and making a gofundme to try and get help from my community. Im super grateful to any help I can get with this in these tough times <3 www.gofundme.com/f/support-wr...

(beepbeepboop) Sam, it's me. Stuffed Crustman.

my weird thing i am super passionate about is that i think food and beverages that come with activated charcoal should need a medical warning, since they interfere with so many medications. Cool, your food is black! Also now your birth control, hrt, or antidepressants don’t work.

What the fuck is a bar pie. i lived in boston for a decade is this person making shit up

/me unilaterally removes all Specialized bicycles, accessories and related materials from the buy list - for ever until the death of the Earth itself. They no longer exist.

i wanted to answer a question I've been asked a few times by potential supporters of the $7 Snickers Bar of Xanax Deal. this is not a Snickers bar that INCLUDES some Xanax, like a weed edible. It is 100% alprazolam pressed into the shape and size of a Snickers bar. Thank you for your time.

i love my bike. she is so beautiful

Patreon really is paradise for someone with terminal video essay poisoning like me. that’s where they hide the good stuff

[playing poker] FRIEND: I’m all in ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too FRIEND: um, a pair of kings ME: you bet we are

lets make the down with cis bus real

black-bellied whistling-duck 🪶

Laughing Gull, my first ever acrylic painting! 🪶

Bird paintings! Pileated Woodpecker and Pheasant (Watercolor, india ink, gouache)

figure studyin with new watercolors!

the ratio of the size of my knuckles to the diameter of my fingers is significant enough that i have basically the hand equivalent of a thigh gap, which allows me to wear very thick rings comfortably. Cool!

Followers of Cybele

No more “Santa Buddy” songs for cishet men You WILL crave Santa carnally for 3 minutes and 22 seconds and you WILL like it

i really want to move to a post consumerism world where we don’t buy things as often, but i also want to horde shiny little items like a magpie. how will i live in my dream utopia and still have a collection of old heavy metal magazines and pornographic zines and neat little bowls

sex

It really sucks that my brain can’t handle desk jobs very well since they are like almost always the ones that pay best. I get zero satisfaction from sending a bunch of emails and it all feels fake, but like dialing in a good espresso shot or even like deep cleaning a fridge fires my neurons.

Took my add meds for the first time in like a month and did a netipot this morning, feel like my whole body is dedicated to breathing through my nose

really grateful to have a psychiatrist who knows what i mean when i say my meds “make my legs feel like QWOP”

Having issues with my diet, can someone help me? here is what I ate yesterday: -coffee -ADD meds -tiny cupcakes -jalapeño poppers -more tiny cupcakes -antidepressants

first weekend alamo drafthouse is open in boston, they're showing the Nowhere restoration AND a neil breen?? this is what will get me to actually spend time in Seaport

Turky!! Our sticker of the month for October 🦃

Gonna cancel all of my prescriptions and get really into just eating a lot of almonds. This is my thing now

GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are? UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé. RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.