Dealing with a bit of a health crash. Playing Disco Elysium and internalizing the "Sorry Cop" ideology. It's hard to forgive myself for not having the energy to keep up with my responsibilities.

Pronouns: she they titties Height: 7'11" (5'6") Zodiac: cancer Smoke: Former weed junkie Tattoos: 4 Piercings: 12g septum Fav color: Teal Fav drink: Root Beer (for dogs)

I love doggies :)

The downtown Phoenix experience is being violently hit on by a crackhead then immediately getting hit in the nostrils with matcha latte smell as you flee across the street.

This guy rules

Had a dream that i had to share a workspace and whiteboard with ThePrimeagen and he was really annoying.

I can't be the only one that went to an arts school and got basically no math education but now I'm a STEM major and I gotta take decades of math in like 3 years right...? RIGHT?!?!

I'm so geeked on LEGAL stimulants rn I kinda want a cigarette. I haven't smoked in 8 years.

This homework is really FUCKING my hole. MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH METH MATH MATH

I uhhh. I just pulled a pigeon out of my chimney with my hands after saying nice things to it and offering it bread.

Oppenheimer is a movie about a sad boy obsessed with marijuana.

I got a job I guess. The house sound department is back and shittier than ever!

WOOF RUFF BARK BARRGGGGG ARF WOOF RUFF :3

Fucker's bad ass, ain't he?

What is this?

There's a lot to unpack here, so let's jump RIGHT in.

I would like to calmly request that people stop crashing their cars right outside my apartment.

Tim Walz is a pussy ass bitch

@governorwalz.mn.gov chop chop big guy. I know your job is fucked and I know you're being pressured from all sides but it's time to make a move. You can deploy the national guard. Make it happen.

important message to all bluesky users

The media is fully captured. "Ice Involved Shooting" my ass. Say what happened. ICE officer killed a person. That's it that's what happened.

Banner Health ™️ Physical Therapy and Sports Performance Worship Center

People are always starting controversy over my huge ole big fat horse cock. :/

I can't wait to learn enough Javascript to feel like I'm allowed to hate it.

"Piss bottles are legit." @bitterpearls.gay

The first 12 tracks of this album are just a test to see if you're serious enough about ween to be rewarded by ocean man at the end. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIE2...

I love when a Hyprland update breaks my WM and postpones half a day of portfolio project work. (I'm glad windowrules are fixed, they were broken)

I'm absolutely beaten down by how incapable people are of nuance these days. The answer to everything is and always will be "it depends" and that's okay. You can have your opinion, I can have my own, and often they can both be correct simultaneously.

If any wealthy queer people with 40+ acres want to adopt me and my wife and let us build a house on your property, I promise to always invite you before I go shooting in my backyard.

I'm more into polyarmory than polyamory, tbf.

Is a crime to tell a waymo to kill itself? Checkmate literals.

Politically, why don't you go SUCK yourself??

Stepping into the interior of a 1990s Toyota would fix me rn.

THEEURE TRYJNG TO STOP ME FROM SAYING BAD WORDS IT WONT WORK

HEY SHUT UP.

AAAAHHH #whatisoutput #java #canvas #shit-formatting #dyslexia #poopfromabutt

why don't u go suck yourself??

SUCK OFFF..

Who do all the youtube car guys have to yell?

DayZ dudes that whistle are a kind of guy.

Slowly healing from this wisdom tooth shit and really looking forward to being able to eat solid food again. Getting this done during the Food Months has been rough.

What's The Midnight Gospel? This looks coo- OH this is a show for retarded people.

me: *googling symptoms* webmd: you’re being murdered murderer: see i told you

Auditing all of my 87 followers to see which ones are those weird ass liberal bots.

HEALTH be like (synths) (guitar) (bass) When you're sad... You always are... (drop) (video of Rei Ayanami fighting Hank Hill in the background)

I hate how many places ask for my phone number at checkout so I've just started saying "I don't have one" and it confuses the fuck out of clerks and I kinda love it.

i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff

All 13 of my followers must see how impressive and wonderful my wife's art is.

Ahhhhh hahahah it's finally happening. Imagine relying on the government in it's current state to bail out these bitch boys 😂