I need 2026 to be the year of fun dates and not being ghosted 🥲🙏 *please have mercy on your local bisexual*

Get a snap from my co-manager today “IM IN LOVE WITH GAY HOCKEY” Like, thank you for finally coming to our side 😂

I *desperately* need Bluesky to be like Threads and just fill my feed with Heated Rivalry content without making me search. I never used threads and it was already there, and now I’m there bc of the content. PLEASE I NEED MY BOYS JUST GIVE ME ANYTHING

Excited to see how many I’ll read in 2026 #yearinbooks #goodreads

My dnd campaigns are starting back up today and next week and I’m just so so excited to be playing again!! Glad to be playing my kids again 💖

Worst part of nipple piercings is when you catch one and not even on anything, you just move the wrong way 😭💀

There’s nothing worse than having someone who’s worst fear is everybody leaving, just leave you.

“I’m a top” “I’m a bottom” okay??? I’m an angel with a shot gun??? Fight until the war’s won??? I don’t???? Care????? If heaven won’t take me back?????? 🤨🤨🤨

Concert was really fun but there was just so much crowd surfing that there were def songs I didn’t really get to enjoy bc I had to watch to make sure I didn’t get a boot to the head. I was like 2 row of barricade so no matter what it was over me. 💀💀

$30 just fell out of the shorts I’m planning to wear to the concert tonight that I’m just 👀 a good sign??

*watches or reads literally anything* it’s business research

My brother came in my room and put some stuff he got for my SIL for her birthday in there and I just noticed where he put them; on my desk, next to a monster cock that I had drying from a few nights ago. I’m ready to kms omg 💀💀

Started crying on the way home from hanging out with friends. I want to be able tell you about everything and laugh. I miss you, but it’s not enough

Decided to charge my rose for the first time in literal *months* and just 👌👏 always a good time

I was talking to my mom about how today I finally was able to fit into my old pants bc since I got my IUD a month ago nothing fit and how a friend said I’d probs lose weight which became “X will probs gain weight” I asked why,

I have such odd moods of being sex-indifferent to being ready to hump someone’s leg at a moments notice. This has to be the year I get atleast a FWB or something bc I’m *dying*

mentally, i am here

When ppl I know find my private accounts I’m just like “what connected this?” Like, were you looking lol?? I get it, I’m nosy too but 🤔

“whoops almost forgot my breakfast” the breakfast:

This year has been hard, but I’m healing? Slowly?? Whether it was intentional or not, I’ve had ppl walk out of my life without explanation and I’m working to be okay with it.

Back on my Warrior Cats BS I just need a few more supers to feel comfy going into Power of Three!

✨💐Spring flowers💐✨ #infinitynikki

So Sticker Mule scrubbed all their pro-trump posts from their insta and they’re deleting comments that bring it up fast af. This is ur reminder they had a 100+ foot pro-trump sign installed on their building just 6 months ago. NO TAKE BACKS, ANTHONY. WE MEMBA.

I have been SO BAD about reading lately. Started the 5th Lincoln Lawyer audiobook the other day on my drive to work. I’ve def seen that season of the show so I know what happens but 😂

I wish the tariffs would be figured out //as in, not exist // bc I have some orders I need to make for con season and I’m just 😬😬

Some old friend apparently restarted a dnd campaign that got cancelled and forgot to delete me before they sent something in the server 🥴 Like they posted it and *THEN* after I got the notification I was kicked from the server.

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“Requiring ID to purchase a sex toy sends the message that pleasure is something to be policed and surveilled. It pathologizes something that is completely normal and turns a private, healthy act into something shameful. This kind of legislation doesn’t protect people; it embarrasses them."

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I have just been so fuckin’ RABID this year with books!! I had like,,30 in January :0

I got into AB this year //1st time applying so beginners luck I think and I still need to buy my ticket bc like,,,,,,why isn't it included in the table cost??? you def could just make the table more $$ to include atleast 1 pass???

The saddest part of a friendship dying is having to read the books you said you'd read together. I haven't pulled one from my jar yet but IK when I do its gonna suck

before I read AFTG I did kinda think Nicky and Aaron were together bc I saw some cosplayers at a con and they were a group of 4 so OBVI I thought they were all doing couples 🙈

“Still punk as fuck!” I whisper as I separate the food on my plate because I hate when certain food groups are touching.

spare a million dollars

goodnight friends I am going to lie in bed for 12 hours before work 🫶

planets are not affecting u they are reflecting u

Pressing the heart button preorder bonuses for folks who bought the plush as a pair ehe.. might be able to start shipping preorders a bit early!! (Originally was gonna start sending them out the week of April 1st but if my mailers get here tomorrow I’ll pack up the first batch then!!)

Sometimes you put too much milk in your cereal so you add more cereal to balance out the ratio but then you need more milk then more cereal then more milk then more cereal and you end up eating 8000 calories in one sitting

Coming up with innovative ways to feel disappointment

I’m like half nervous someone I know is gonna see my vents but I also know that nobody I know is gonna see this without trying to so lmao

Maybe it’s just that sort of night but I started thinking about how I went on a 2 week trip to visit a friend and I cried almost everyday of that trip bc it didn’t feel like they wanted me there

I have some books I’ll be sad when I finally read bc they were supposed to be buddy reads, but I can’t keep staring at them and be like “well, it’s gonna happen soon” No bitch, it’s not. Put their names into the TBR jar

I can’t wait for my hair to regrow out. Maybe by then I’ll have moved on from past friendships Like, I shaved half of it off bc I was so overwhelmed by everything falling apart.

"it doesnt have to be perfect" i chant repeatedly while drawing 🥲🥲

Maybe it’s the new BC but I have the biggest need to be making out and grinding on somebody’s thigh rn

Highway to the--