This season's #NBA finals are being broadcast on Amazon Prime. The US economy is described in Alphabet Soup terms, K-shaped. Why this means you'll probably miss next season's finals. Daddy Bezos doesn't want you to enjoy anything without paying.

Btw we broke the DeRozan news if you were concerned.

Mayor Zohran Mamdani announces bold new economic plan for #LeagueOfLegends. His plan includes 1.5k gold bounty on those who type "gg ez" before 15 minutes, and more.

Turns out the FIFA Peace Prize, a well known and established prize, was a great investment. We wrote about it in December. www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc...

It is official: LeBron James as signed with the Sacramento Kings for a 10 day contract to replace DeMar DeRozan.

BREAKING: Phoenix #Suns player Devin Booker has ringworm. And its BAD.

Spitting image.

TB12 leaving Taylor's wedding

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We hope Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding was fabulous. www.5thquartersports.com/article/foot...

Happy Mother's Day, George Washington

RUMOR CONFIRMED: The Lombardi Trophy is a replica of Vince Lombardi's genitals. We dug through the #Packers archives to investigate.

Elon Musk is projected to kill more people than Roger Goodell

Me watching all my friends getting way too into soccer.

The 2026-27 Los Angeles Lakers

BREAKING: #Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes announces retirement...from his Super Bowl streak. The tears? That's just the ACL. #NFL

If Zach LaVine leaves the Kings I'm leaving this life

Daddy is home, kids

No man left behind

Motion to ban LeBron James from using the term King James unless he actually wins a championship with the Sacramento Kings

Adam Silver bribed the Supreme Court for the Birthright Citizenship decision to quell the rising Euroleague.

Just saw the news. Ochocinco has ALS. Prayers up.

Prepare for the next NBA season. Proposed NBA rule allows team owners to challenge refs. www.5thquartersports.com/article/bask...

Crazy how Friday is just an allegory for the story of David and Goliath

I replaced all of my buzz ball's nectar with raw milk and now everyone at the function caught parasites

The good news is that the #NBA play-offs are here. The bad news is that the outcome is predetermined. We're not talking about how it is fixed (it is), but its more in a metaphysical sense.

First article from our new contributor, Memphis Dukes: Did the Heat Secretly Pull Off the Biggest NBA Heist of All-Time? An overshadowed asset that may turn a new leaf for Miami.

The Golden State Valkyries nod in silence as the Bay Area mourns the loss of its sports teams. The Raiders left. The A's left. But hey, at least we have #WNBA basketball now.

NUT: Netherlands; Uruguay; Tunisia

You know what you did.

Mamdani is freezing the rents, and the lane. That's wave management.

Us trying to mental math the new NBA draft lottery odds.

I've been normie maxxing

Mayor Zohran Mamdani announces bold new economic plan for #LeagueOfLegends. His plan includes 1.5k gold bounty on those who type "gg ez" before 15 minutes, and more.

Mercedes Moné Rebrands as Koska Reeves in Disney Acquisition of WWE.

BREAKING: Starmer unresigns after Ghana tie. Says "It's coming home" during press conference.

I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too (Me referring to the reanimated corpse of Nixon and Checkers)

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What finishing last place in fantasy football for 10 years has taught me about #B2B sales.

Bucks fans taking it well

I have Secondary AI Psychosis (psychosis from people who have AI Psychosis). I'm a SAP.

I need to shut my brain off for several weeks, hold my calls

The #Dodgers Luxury Tax owed to the #MLB surpasses the GDP of Uzbekistan at $169M.

BREAKING: ENGLAND IS COOKED

It's upsetting that they flop in football and don't hit the yamcha pose.

My dad is dead you have to send me boobs today.

BREAKING: Pete Hegseth has leaked the #Yankees hand signals to the #RedSox bat boy. The texts were deeply disturbing. #MLB

Why is @mlblockout2027.bsky.social actually so well done

Starmer to resign before England's loss against Ghana in the FIFA World Cup. The Scottish Separatist Referendum passing is eminent given their current FIFA standings.

Tommy John surgery saved my craps career. Sweet Jesus, it feels good to be back at the tables.