Cooper Flagg is a menace on the #Mavericks, and he turned down a key government position to play on the team. www.5thquartersports.com/article/bask...

Investing advice? I'm long balls, but short dick.

Screwing around with Kings salary —Keon and Isaac don’t even register on cap share (in this format )

They're coming for Adam Silver next.

The test results came back. I have micro balls in my plastics.

It's a great day for New York, it's a horrible day for New York. #Jets #Giants #NYGiants

Pinkeye-Gate. They're infecting the balls.

Investigate the #NFL next the #NYGiants are getting absolutely boned this game.

Rest easy Skattebo. We'll get 'em next year.

I've been playing Fantasy Football for 10 years. All in the same league. I've never won once. Not a single time. The #Eagles just locked in my 11th loss.

Well there goes the #NYGiants season. Rest easy Skattebo.

Saquon is good against the #NYGiants but can he standup against prehistoric monsters?

It's the end of Kirktober, where Cousins goes into hibernation in preparation for Mahomesver.

It's a tie. #BeatLA. They're falling apart.

Our site is soon getting comments to pour fuel on the fire.

LeBron James caught up in #NoKings protests after Billups, Rozier arrests. This does NOT mean the #NBA is rigged AT ALL. Especially after the 2002 Western Conference Finals. www.5thquartersports.com/article/bask...

Coco Gauff's brand sponsorships are out of this world. Coco Gauff X Cocofloss, Coco Gauff X Cocoa Puffs, and more. #satire #tennis #WTA www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc...

#LightTheBeam baybee

Coco Gauff's brand sponsorships are out of this world. Coco Gauff X Cocofloss, Coco Gauff X Cocoa Puffs, and more. #satire #tennis #WTA www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc...

If Kevin Garnet gets arrested it better be for his performance in Uncut Gems

Bronny James' number should have been 7. Because 6 7.

LeBron James caught up in #NoKings protests after Billups, Rozier arrests. This does NOT mean the #NBA is rigged AT ALL. Especially after the 2002 Western Conference Finals. www.5thquartersports.com/article/bask...

When Yoko Ono really flipped the #Dodgers on their head and nearly broke the team. #MLB

The Saquon Don is prepared at all times for a right with a prehistoric monster. That's fax.

Could Saquon Barkley take a fully grown velociraptor in a fair fight, meeting at mid-field with no weapons and nothing else around, both combatants naked? We break it down. #NFL

Some people get to live the dream.

The Avant-Garde Artist Builds On Her Work Sabotaging Successful Groups

Charles Mingus was demoted to the second most famous Mingus for today.

How are they weekend at berniesing Matt Stafford

#StafordDiedYearsAgo He's a clone from 2012. How can we continue with this sham?

RAMOS #Giants #SF

Not Yastrzemski

Aaron Rogers has to be married to Grok, right?

Alright Happy Gilmore 2 is like a cross between Happy Gilmore and Grown Ups 2. Sandler has done it again.

Nick Kurtz: the pride of Sacramento

Nick Kurtz is the 20th man to hit four home runs in a major-league game. The Baseball Hall of Fame will receive one of Kurtz’s bats, a scorecard and photograph to commemorate the occasion. More on a historic night: http://dlvr.it/TM7Lsj

BREAKING: Hulk Hogan lives to 72 after 50 years of more gear than a 10 speed bike.

Hulk Hogan declared dead after paramedic's elbow drop fails to restart heart

Welcome to the Verlander era. #Giants #SF

#NBA #Basketball

Three weeks after 18-year-old Cooper Flagg a big job offer turned up.

Looks like we have an ol' fashioned slug fest #UFC

Mr. Worldwide out here #UFC

Dalé #UFC

A W from body shots. Haven't seen that in a minute #UFC

Can't even imagine taking 50+ kicks at 39, Johnson is a tank. #UFC

Sublime is my favourite cover band

First the #MLB will replace the umpire with AI. Next, the bat boys. Finally, the fans.

BREAKING: The Department of Education announced that the history of Rowdy Roddy Piper, Hulk Hogan, and more will be mandatory in US history textbooks