I think we could breathe life into Valentine's Day if we came together and hammered it out. I think we could come up with some Rituals. some stuff to blow up. some new recipes.

i think it’s mean that they put celebrities in the jeopardy tournament of champions.

watching the wire and the majority of the ads i’m seeing are for gambling apps and a treatment to stop your penis from curving when you get hard (bentcarrot dot com). i might not be the target demo for this show.

starting casually saying i’m going to kill myself again (i’m fine i promise) and like every time im about to say it to a stranger i can feel my brain desperately trying to change course but unfortunately nothing gets the feeling across better than saying im going to kill myself

seeing in my austin vendor call channel that someone is specifically looking for a cross stitch artist:

*Sully Sullenberger starts sweating*

It's the last few days before Christmas. Buy safe gifts for kids!

i think that spotify-wrapped-esque wrap ups are really cute and i wish more apps did them

why are all the good meringue cookie recipes on blogs like “skinny bitch baking” or “make mine skinny” why must i be confronted with diet culture when im trying to make a DESSERT 😭

my workday is an endless cycle of me being naggy and annoying my coworkers, and then just saying “appreciate you!!” to atone for it

just saw derek jeter for the first time and when is dave bautista playing him in a movie

can a girl tell me if one battle after another is actually good bc i’ve only seen positive things from men and it does NOT appeal to me at all

watching ken jenning’s original run and no offense but some of these answers are dead easy. like have they developed a new writing style for the clues??

why are they only using plus sized women models to advertise full body deodorant? i mean i know why but just wondering is anyone else noticed

the overwhelming joy and superiority i feel when i know an answer on only connect that the contestants don’t.

sometimes i get bored and read the edit history on wikipedia and i just want to shoutout whoever was up at 2am GMT updating the box office earnings for the naked gun

they say “thanks for being so chill” and i literally had stress diarrhea

the bnb i’m in has a channel that’s just all vintage game shows and i would like to say that Card Sharks is a wild show

i think the LCCAs shows what happens when you’re nice

do you think the Longest Walk people are mad that 28 Years Later used that recording of Boots

need to take a break from tiktok bc someone doing the “obscure childhood book” trend used MAGIC TREEHOUSE and FERDINAND THE BULL.

just read sunrise on the reaping and i now understand how some people read like 200 books a year

The world met Conner4real on this day in 2016 😎

omg they put the community DnD bl*ckface episode back online

there need to be more shows like kevin can fuck himself

idk what all this push for a “new baby boom” is abt bc i was at a pop up today and i swear every woman between 22-35 either had a small child, was heavily pregnant, or both.

one of my biggest pet peeves abt medical dramas (i have several) is when there’s conflict because a doctor doesn’t respond to their SOs calls/text. they are a DOCTOR in the EMERGENCY ROOM. they are probably covered in blood!!

rewatching the sopranos and holy shit season one michael imperioli is so hot

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

can ryan murphy give chimney and maddie a break please

bar rescue is about rescuing bars but on a much deeper level it’s about the power of emotional support and platonic male intimacy

running list of characters that suffer from Frasier Crane Syndrome (being irresistible to women for little reason) • frasier crane • gregory house

i have been watching a lot of bar rescue and i can forgive the season 1 people for being mad at jon taffer’s antics but everyone else? you saw the show and YOU called HIM!!! you know your bar sucks!!! why are you shocked when he yells at you!!!

saw a tiktok the other day like “normalize going in short runs!!!” and then she runs a 5k like…….

just saw a guy biking in a full suit with a cowboy hat shaped helmet i love austin sometimes

running list of characters i am: • liz lemon • paul giamatti in sideways • carrie coon on white lotus

‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has been officially saved by Ketchup Entertainment, who bought the film for $50M They plan to give the film a worldwide theatrical release in 2026.

I wish Marvel would keep it in the bedroom tbh what they do is none of my business

If Jesse Gemstone were Secretary of Defense, like what exactly would be different

i’ve set up a screen limiting system that makes me answer math problems to use social media, and it’s REALLY fucked up some of the numbers that are divisible by 7

as a woman with dark hair and bangs who is also in love with pedro pascal and chris evans The Materialists is the ultimate y/n fic for me. the theater staff is trying to kick me out but i am already seated.

i’m so deep in the podcast the ride sauce that i saw today’s ep was 3hr long and was like “… is griffin on this ep?”

rewatching righteous gemstones and it rules so hard that walton goggins’ character makes them call him “uncle baby billy”

someone put their pronouns in their email signature in 2017 and now the world's most irksome Boer has my social security number

do i have face blindness or do all guys look the same or have i dated every available man in austin or have i been on dating apps for too long

59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

seeing a lot of needlework on here so wanted to join in :3

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

recognized the guy that plays the evil TGS auditioning cast member on 30 rock from 15 seconds of screen time and no lines on chicago med my TV knowledge knows no bounds