The first Pride was a Riot

I find it insanely hard to believe that anyone actually watches Woot or Ebay Live or any of that annoying shit that makes auction sites unbearable. Like that’s just QVC. Or those infomercials that your old ass grandparents watched. We haven’t budged an inch in 50 years.

Grow dammit. You can kinda see my shoulder vein though. That’s nice.

Tired: Magic Wired: Riftbound

Yall wanna call yourselves throat GOAT but can’t handle a popeyes biscuit.

I dunno if it's spring fever or what but I've been ravenously horny for like 3 weeks.

Years ago, I got horny and hit up a glory hole on one of the apps. When I followed the directions the guy gave, I ended up on the outskirts of town at a house that looked like a junk yard and when I pulled up, a guy came out of the place with a shotgun and asked who I was.

Back and biceps is best day. Still on the kong program. I think it’s going well.

Tricepssssss

It's monumentally disappointing when you try and support queer art and buy commissions only to be ghosted or for it to take 6+ months without even a sketch or communication. And for the record: I have a degree in art and worked freelance. I know it's difficult and burnout happens. But 6 months?

Some days I get discouraged at the gym but then some days I see my arms like this and I’m like “wait hang on I’m actually cooking”

Did 2 bonus exercises today in order to try and make more consistent contact with my glutes and hamstrings cause my RDL form is terrible and I keep engaging my back too much. Good news is I think I found something that works and now my butt is absolutely feeling it.

Scanlines in retro games are my generation’s cumgutters.

I was really feeling it today 💪🏼💦🔥 Kong week 3 day 3

I guess I’m going to have to start meal prepping to get my crap diet under control. This is such a bummer

Kong week 3 day 2. I did a crappy leg day please clap.

Kong week 3 day one. Still on track. Blasting these shoulders and triceps baby

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Kong week 2 day 3 hey Siri how long until the burning stops

Kong Day 5 and my arms are on fire

Kong day 2 and I feel like I’m going to puke but damn the legs are legging.

Started the Kong program today and FUCK ME I earned it today

When the sniffies dude who gave you some of the best sex you’ve ever had just blocks/deletes his account out of nowhere.

I went ahead and let them know exactly how I felt about their slop product. They’ll probably delete it but it’s a burner email and name. I encourage everyone to let them know how well received this garbage is. You don’t have to log in to leave a review!

It’s homophobic that my newest hyper-fixation is archery at a time of year when it’s too cold to take thirsty videos of myself shooting outside without a shirt on.

Post gym tiddies

Check out my Playstation 2025 Wrap-Up 🎉

I’m down 10 lbs and my definition is becoming more noticeable 🔥💪🏼

I’ve cut my phone usage by 75%. I’m online so much less. I slow down and enjoy things a lot more. I feel better about my body. Don’t forget that the internet is not a substitute for engaging with your immediate reality.

Also.

Wanted to paint this dog

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men should wear shirts less and I should be allowed to honk their boobs like a bike horn when I'm bored

Well, I'll be damned. It's royalty free and there's already six, generic manufacturers lined up. newatlas.com/infectious-d...

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It really throws a lens on how much google fucking sucks now when you’re building a computer and trying to troubleshoot.

Had a killer chest day today. Behold the valley forming ‘twixt my tids. 💪🏼

I am pretty underwhelmed with the title update for MH Wilds but that might be in part because I am back on my FFXIV bullshit for real.

FFXIV posting: I lost the lotto to upgrade my small plot to a large but my partner won his small plot in Shirogane so that’s a good trade off in my book.

That Konami stream was boring as hell, goddamn.

That part 👏

In my entire academic career, undergrad or masters, I’ve never once dropped a class because the professor sucks. Until now.

I didn’t go to the gym today cause I was too busy playing Expedition 33 😬

I think I hate this FF raid tier.

Every day that my tailbone decompresses and hurts when I get up from sitting too long is a bitter reminder that I’m in my mid 30s 🥲

Killed it today 💪🏼

@pupjameson.bsky.social was doing his morning workout and I mean, Jesus effen Christ