I’m down 10 lbs and my definition is becoming more noticeable 🔥💪🏼

I’ve cut my phone usage by 75%. I’m online so much less. I slow down and enjoy things a lot more. I feel better about my body. Don’t forget that the internet is not a substitute for engaging with your immediate reality.

Also.

Wanted to paint this dog

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men should wear shirts less and I should be allowed to honk their boobs like a bike horn when I'm bored

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It really throws a lens on how much google fucking sucks now when you’re building a computer and trying to troubleshoot.

Had a killer chest day today. Behold the valley forming ‘twixt my tids. 💪🏼

I am pretty underwhelmed with the title update for MH Wilds but that might be in part because I am back on my FFXIV bullshit for real.

FFXIV posting: I lost the lotto to upgrade my small plot to a large but my partner won his small plot in Shirogane so that’s a good trade off in my book.

That Konami stream was boring as hell, goddamn.

That part 👏

In my entire academic career, undergrad or masters, I’ve never once dropped a class because the professor sucks. Until now.

I didn’t go to the gym today cause I was too busy playing Expedition 33 😬

I think I hate this FF raid tier.

Every day that my tailbone decompresses and hurts when I get up from sitting too long is a bitter reminder that I’m in my mid 30s 🥲

Killed it today 💪🏼

@pupjameson.bsky.social was doing his morning workout and I mean, Jesus effen Christ

I've gone 2 whole days without checking the news and pissing myself off, please clap.

I have finished 2 out of 3 classes for my semester. Just a final tomorrow and then I'm off for a month. My DMs are open if you'd like to congratulate me with pictures of hairy man tiddies or jockstrapped asses.

JKR funded the campaign group behind all this btw. This is why we beg you to stop engaging with Harry Potter media.

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I’ve been sick but I’m feeling pretty good today after this back/biceps workout.

Thinking about aggressively subtweeting my roommate on here for the cringe factor engagement.

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Not me listening to city pop while working on a final project at 1:30am

Things I learned today : If you use apples education page to buy products they don't ask you to verify that you're a student or teacher in any sort of way and they just give you the $200 discount.

My raid group isn't starting this tier until May because of life stuff but I'm playing Black Mage for the first time since it's awesome now, so that's exciting.

I can’t believe Capcom thought letting people edit stickers in MH:Wilds wouldn’t immediately turn them into an avenue for internet degeneracy.

Grow dammit.

What it’s really like to be a gay man that bottoms with any frequency.

I get so sick of this defeatist end-of-the-world bullshit. Like if you have the energy to piss and moan then you aren’t dead yet. All you’re accomplishing is spreading your misery to other people. It’s contagious. Put your phone down and do what you can.

Trying to be less self conscious about my legs so here’s my post leg day pump.

$450 price tag for a worse Steam Deck so I can pay a monthly fee to play online and shell out $90 for physical games that apparently aren’t even on the cartridge? No thanks. Pass.

Guess who got an offer to approve a claim that's consistently been denied 6x since May of 2024 by doing this today? #HealthInsurance #BlueCross #Healthcare

I got the Playstation platinum trophy for Wilds so I’m starting over on Xbox to do it all again and holy shit this runs noticeably worse on Xbox Series X than a base PS5. Like god damn.

All finished. 💪🏼

Oh baby that Lagiacrus teaser for the summer update got me like 👀

Another back and biceps day post cause fuck yeah I killed it today 💪🏼

Only 4 trophies shy of the platinum in Monster Hunter Wilds. The fishing was a dumb waste of time 🙄

I’m excited that my traps are starting to pop from the back 👀 slow and steady

If anyone needs help in Monster Hunter Wilds, feel free to DM me. I'm starting to run out of things to do and am usually down to help if I'm playing solo.

It pisses me off when someone opens a conversation on “the apps” with “hey daddy” and a dick pick. Like dude I’m 35, I’m not your fucking daddy. Put that weird baggage on somebody else.

Forgot to post this Friday but my weekend was entirely an old fashioned MH LAN party