I hate feeling like a background character in my own life.

He scootin'!

I have become Captain Bear with the combined powers of - cargo shorts - a bear paw tattoo - a CPAP - GLP-1s - a septum piercing

Did you know that you can emotionally crash from being in too good of a mood for an extended period of time? Neither did I. G'night.

Show us your pups and how they got their names. My name came about because I am a neverending fount of useless knowledge.

This week has been full of happy compersion. Is this what having a chosen family feels like?!

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I placed an order to buy my first car today. My first ever big purchase. At going on 45 years old. I don't even feel embarrassed by it because there are no time limits on milestones. It's taken me years of being both stuck in and pulling myself out of some nasty mental shit. I'm proud of me.

Today was more emotional than I expected. 🫩 On that note, g'nite.

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

Today I was a tease 😋

Mental check in using only already saved memes

My partner and I discussing his bedridden and demanding father. Him: You know 3 Twizzlers aren't enough for him. He always wants more junk food. Me: Well he can have as many as he wants if he gets them from the kitchen himself. Him: WOW. Me: 💅

This is a dance off! If you see this post dance or you're eliminated.

Have sex with your friends- in front of your other friends ☝️😌

Polyamory milestone: meeting your partner's new FWB for brunch and a theme park visit.

The Pup & the Knot

Assume something about me and I’ll tell you if it’s true or not.

Re-skeet if you’re a pup!

I did some art today. ❤️

I hope everyone's having the best weekend possible 🐶❤️

#TummyTuesday I do love the look and feel of a classic sport jock

#MonochromeMonday ft. my favorite cockring

Nothing like good ol' emotional fallout to make you feel stranded, both in terms of loneliness and concern for their well-being. Just gotta focus on what's in front of me to distract myself.

ADHD Bipolar Disorder Autism OCD

Since BS won't let me upload edited videos please enjoy this GIF snippet of some fun I had on my back patio.

Since it's been a hot minute. #SoftieSunday

Am a puppy!

Take it here: www.idrlabs.com/dungeons-dra...

I took a gummy and would very much like to get railed. Will pay for gut rearrangement with tummy pics. #TummyTuesday

Tfw a friend deletes their AD account. How am I supposed to look at their butt now??

I love new glasses day

It's been an emotional past couple of days. And not in a good way. Plans to attend a housewarming party fell thru bc of an anxiety attack. Decided that I need to go for a walk to clear my head. Somedays I wish I could walk far enough away to disappear completely.

It really isn't fair that the random hot guys with the roundest, juiciest asses that cross my path are almost always painfully heterosexual. Like, lemme eat that hole but as a bro

Semi-softie Sunday ft. an almost forgotten onesie

Noooo I made the mistake of replying to a rando from a FB group after I liked his post and he started hitting me up for pics 😭 my guy I was just trying to give your post some attention I'm not interested in talking to you

Can everything just pump the brakes for a second and give me a chance to breathe? Got thrust into a part time caregiver role for the FIL after my MIL passed away, been expected to help with their extensive home cleaning, and now scrambling to use more PTO bc of a court case my partner's involved in.

QTP with a gif of a powerful woman

Loot that drops after defeating me: 1.) Jockstrap in a random color 2.) Half-eaten serving of tater tots 3.) Bath & Body Works gift card w/ $6 left 4.) Puff protein bar 5.) Handful of Legos

Me: "I have a free afternoon without any expectations or chores! Also me:

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

Moira Rose thread ❤️

Yay my eyesight has only shifted slightly in the past 2 years! Boo my eyes have to be dilated. 😢