Aries: If you get caught committing a crime, quickly commit a worse crime so that the first crime seems less bad by comparison.

When your Alpha wants #TummyTuesday pics, it's a beta's job to come through.

Kink has been part of pride from the beginning. And if you disagree you gotta argue with him. Happy Pride Everyone 🏳️‍🌈

Jfc my Alpha is just so YHDHGTDZGGHFKDUGT 🥵🔥

This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you're eliminated.

QTP with a gif from one of your favorite comfort shows

Date night with Alpha last night. Current puppy mood: 🥰❤️🐕‍🦺

1 & 4

"CALL MEH NOW FO YO FREE READIN'!"

Had a job interview for a WFH role. Fingers crossed and crosses fingered!

That crash when you spent an amazing weekend with your Alpha and a growing chosen family and then have to go home to be in-home care and told that you got home too late

The emotional distance hurts the worst.

I hate feeling like a background character in my own life.

He scootin'!

I have become Captain Bear with the combined powers of - cargo shorts - a bear paw tattoo - a CPAP - GLP-1s - a septum piercing

Did you know that you can emotionally crash from being in too good of a mood for an extended period of time? Neither did I. G'night.

Show us your pups and how they got their names. My name came about because I am a neverending fount of useless knowledge.

This week has been full of happy compersion. Is this what having a chosen family feels like?!

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I placed an order to buy my first car today. My first ever big purchase. At going on 45 years old. I don't even feel embarrassed by it because there are no time limits on milestones. It's taken me years of being both stuck in and pulling myself out of some nasty mental shit. I'm proud of me.

Today was more emotional than I expected. 🫩 On that note, g'nite.

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

Today I was a tease 😋

Mental check in using only already saved memes

My partner and I discussing his bedridden and demanding father. Him: You know 3 Twizzlers aren't enough for him. He always wants more junk food. Me: Well he can have as many as he wants if he gets them from the kitchen himself. Him: WOW. Me: 💅

This is a dance off! If you see this post dance or you're eliminated.

Have sex with your friends- in front of your other friends ☝️😌

Polyamory milestone: meeting your partner's new FWB for brunch and a theme park visit.

The Pup & the Knot

Assume something about me and I’ll tell you if it’s true or not.

Re-skeet if you’re a pup!

I did some art today. ❤️

I hope everyone's having the best weekend possible 🐶❤️

#TummyTuesday I do love the look and feel of a classic sport jock

#MonochromeMonday ft. my favorite cockring

Nothing like good ol' emotional fallout to make you feel stranded, both in terms of loneliness and concern for their well-being. Just gotta focus on what's in front of me to distract myself.

ADHD Bipolar Disorder Autism OCD

Since BS won't let me upload edited videos please enjoy this GIF snippet of some fun I had on my back patio.

Since it's been a hot minute. #SoftieSunday

Am a puppy!

Take it here: www.idrlabs.com/dungeons-dra...

I took a gummy and would very much like to get railed. Will pay for gut rearrangement with tummy pics. #TummyTuesday