40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody

If I’m ever elected president, in my first 100 days I swear to create a new mascot for the IRS, a friendly axolotl named “Taxolotl” Stay tuned for more!

At 82 years old, Jerry Jones becomes the latest in an illustrious club: those whose age eclipses their IQ.

take a look at this totally real, totally not staged interaction. PAY NO MIND TO THE BOOM MIC IN THE SHOT THIS WAS A CANDID INTERACTION.

Welcome back to the ball-kicking machine, Andrew Cuomo! Please insert millions of dollars in the slot, then spread your legs, bend your knees and step right up!

New York bids farewell to Andrew Cuomo, a mainstay of local politics, and a piece of shit who sucks.

Not content with killing a few thousand in state nursing homes, Andy Cuomo is trying to up his elderly body count. (It’s currently 7pm and 97 degrees in New York City)

The spam texts are getting out of control. At what point does it constitute harassment? You know, like classic harassment, not the sexual harassment which is Cuomo’s bailiwick. Team Cuomo is getting nervous.

Alums of @columbiauniversity.bsky.social, kindly check your email for a stunning profile in cowardice from acting President Shipman.

and he didn't even have to lead the search himself!

Great team effort from Lando and his teammate Bernd Mylander #MiamiGP

Credit where due to @spannersready.bsky.social - Lando is out-managing Oscar on tires today

Look I know, we all thought he was too old but hear me out… Pope Joe Biden.

A second group chat has hit Pete Hegseth.

Make America Strong Again, says the tiny little man who rolls over and shows his belly, completely abandoning his flagship policy after 48 hours.

If you’re having a bad day, be comforted by comparison to Elon, who tried to live stream a video game, got bullied by the chat, lost to the tutorial boss, and then rage quit.

Just watching the Japanese Grand Prix FP2 replay. Jesus, that Jack Doohan incident… that was a move with no consideration for his own well-being. Could have been killed. The situation at Alpine is a hot mess, and it may be in his best interest to go back to the simulator sooner rather than later.

Why are we forcing Texans to buy dildoes online? Is that even constitutional?

BREAKING: Yuval Abraham, co-director of Oscar-winning documentary "No Other Land," says Israeli settlers beat his co-director Hamdan Ballal, injuring his head and stomach — and then Israeli soldiers invaded the ambulance he was in and seized him. Ballal's whereabouts are now unknown.

Holy shit. Finally, a win for “thoughts and prayers”

The absolute gall. Go fuck yourself @columbiauniversity.bsky.social Signed, Tyler Rhode CC ‘15, former donor

All the Dem supporters bragging about not throwing MTG and Boebert out of Biden’s States of the Union as if A) it matters at all B) it won them any votes C) anyone would have cared D) all of the above Remember: When they go low, we go lose elections.

This is so painfully on the nose.

RIP to Gene Hackman, truly one of the best to ever do it, who, among countless accomplishments and awards, achieved one final honor: "outlived author of their obituary," a truly rare distinction www.nytimes.com/2025/02/27/o...

Irresponsible journalism. We don’t know for sure it was AI.

Oh cool, cast announcements are up! Let’s see… Who am I playing…

with the Big Game out of the way, you know what that means: behold this year's contestant field for the Jeopardy! Invitational Tournament, or as I like to call it, the Biggest Game

lol you want to take on Kendrick Lamar? Square up then.

Grand opening. Grand closing.

*Give a thumbs up and shit your diapers if your team is about to lose the Super Bowl*

Hey Harrison Butker, why don’t you get your ass in the kitchen and make me something delicious and nutritious.

With the death of Drake, Mattea Roach has been elevated to the position of top Torontonean

I put together a bar trivia-style game last night for trivia bookclub - resharing the visual round here: How many of these city skyline before-and-afters can you name? #trivia

Based on what I’ve experienced from video game design for female characters, I would expect Bianca Censori’s “outfit” to give her +4 defense and at least half a dozen resistances.

It would have to be someone breaking from the Dems in a major way. There is no faith that this clogged-toilet of a party could get anything done anymore.

Trump cuts the FAA budget, tells federal employees they should quit or get fired, and we’ve now had 2 major aviation incidents in a week. Great time for the Dems to organize a meaningful opposition, and oops nope they’re doing nothing, right on schedule.

Elon Musk is a Nazi. If you pay for a Tesla, you are supporting a Nazi. If you pay for Twitter, you are supporting a Nazi. If you pay for Starlink, you are supporting a Nazi. You. You. You. Take ownership of what you can control.

Everyone’s doing their part!

Saw the AI Coca-Cola commercial for the first time in the wild, and it looks even shittier than it was reputed to.

How are we possibly supposed to interpret this, besides the obvious

The excuses that people are making for Charles Leclerc today are deeply deranged.

The Matt Gaetz dropout timing is perfect, now he can get some cruising done before recess is over.

As much as I would like to see total cranial detachment from young Mr. Paul, alas, he is a young semi-talented professional boxer at this point, and Iron Mike has lived 29 years with some city miles on them since he was last competitive.

A good test, do you see this as one party being rational and the other delusionally tied to the leader in the executive office? Because you should probably see this as two delusional parties.

Back in my day we had “skibidi”, you betcha. It was called “Skip-A-Dee-Do-Dah” and it was from a Disney movie so racist they wouldn’t let you see it, but they had it in the sing-a-long video cassette with the owl.

I’ve got significant beef with Tom Nichols, but credit where it’s due: great write-up and look-forward. www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

Too busy sending memes to mutuals to get my work done. Very stressful. May need to clock out early.

So tired of this take — JD Vance does not refer to the children as being “Usha’s” because he is trying to foist child-rearing responsibilities onto his wife. He does it because he is a giant cuck, who’s never had sex with his wife, and the kids aren’t his.