I accidentally bit off the end of an acrylic nail trying to eat a French fry.

Finally got our local winter storm warning and we’re looking at -25 with wind chill. So you know not as bad a some places but a little too rich for my blood

When I say girlypop this is what mean

Super tired of how my lighter roots make me look like I’m balding when my hair is dyed black. Contemplating some old colors but very on the fence about lol of them.

Sometimes I just listen to Dimensional Bleed by Holy Fawn

maybe we’re all just TOO aware of the shit that’s wrong with us and we should go back to like, listening to loud music and being moody af about it just accept that’s how it be

The feels like temp her is 1 degree 🥶

Happy new Xiu Xiu day

Oh thank god

Someone explain to my mom and dad that when I say “Dude!” I’m not calling them dude I’m just really excited for whatever stupid nonsense is about to come out of my mouth next in a way they will understand

That’s the most dramatic and in this case cowardly way you can possibly describe a bruise.

Friends I have to say I recommend keeping a sleepy little cat in your sweater while working. (Yes I’m using a filter my face is red as fuck idk)

Heard you was talkin shit

Me when I say I'm gonna lock in

Someone out there doing the lords work convincing idiots to sniff their own farts for health

Cleaning off a set of shelves in my office that just got to be too cluttered. I don’t think I have enough crystals and rocks though. Going to need more of those guys

Brb need to go ask my husband if I have ozempic pussy then cry regardless of his answer

Seeing kink shaming is bad posts so I’m going to confess something. I read smutty books and the second pregnancy comes up I’m revolted. I want weird sex with a bunch of people and monsters in my fuck-book leave breeding out of it! He could smell their baby in her as he pounded her ass🤮

app.musicleague.com/l/5ed9cfbe00... who wants to play

She a little swollen and a little red but I love her so much

Tattoo time

My boomer dad is trying to convince me to do a podcast which is adorable but also makes me feel like I’m a bizzarro universe

Weirdos want people to dress nicer to fly so I’m wearing a 4 sided death metal long sleeve with no bra

I thought Michael was joking. Michael is not joking.

When you barf and poop at the same time are you pomiting or vooping?

Fucking hockey time (terrible lighting for selfies in this arena)

They have dog the bounty hunter on in my nail salon

I dont have anyone to buy a horror book for but Mary was one of the most incredible books I’ve read in the last few years! get a copy for someone cool

Special call outs to Messa, Lowen, and Pyramids. I listened to all of those albums SO much but Messa basically broke my Apple Replay because I had it on nonstop repeat lol

Playlist for anyone that prefers that music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

Undoubtedly I’ve forgotten something but this is my AOTY list. I’ve been listening to a lot of older music this year 🤷‍♀️

Happy new HEALTH album release day to all who celebrate!

Goddamit I like times new Roman. Now I have to consider people might think I’m a fascist when I use it. We live in a dumb ass time in history

Building muscle is mostly about diet. If you want to get big you have to eat other people at the gym

What does one wear to a semiformal office Christmas party???

Xiu Xiu has announced a new covers comp Hear their covers of songs by The Runaways and Daniel Johnston www.treblezine.com/xiu-xiu-anno...

I’m getting too predictable

No big surprises for me

apple music be like: your top genres were “metal”, “alternative”, and drumroll please “rock” spotify was like: your top genre is “ghost sledgehammer grit”, “mega rip slagmopping”, and “mom rock”

Mauling the fucking shit out of me while making biscuits is my cats love language

I’m trying to buy an anime waifu body pillow as a gag gift for secret Santa and I’m so excited for my algorithms to think I’m a weird pervert

Super hot book take but I think sci-fi and fantasy should be their own thing at this point instead of alway lumped together

I’m a basic ass bitch so Mass Effect obviously

Agree

Look at this fucking thing my mother in law made

Food truck spotting in Tampa