I mean…it’s not the fit I expected, but I’m not totally opposed 😌

“So you’re saying we should bully companies that use AI?” “Yes absolutely.”

Begging you losers to just goon with your bros like regular people

Got into this super exclusive party last night. Maybe you’ve heard of it before, it’s called the Pink Pony Club. It’s a place where boys and girls can all be queens every single day

Telling myself I have to do my dishes and meal prep some lunches or I can’t go buy a new bottle of poppers #goonresponsibly

me and all my friends at the studio a few nights ago

I call this one “sunny sandwich shop bathroom”

been packing it in lately 😋

that’s new 😳

cuddle w me while I take a nap? have snacks for when I wake up please

Cause: Effect:

empanadas on the beach is a great way to spend the afternoon

Taking advantage of the fat weekend, I mean big, I mean long weekend.

Finally someone who understands the issues real Americans care about

I think chicken katsu is my new food fixation 😌

another hang over another burrito

Too drunk: a four part story

"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!" Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person

More pics from Mayhem Ball 🪩

put your paws all over me 🧟‍♂️

5 lbs vs 100 lbs

go on vacation>get sunburnt> complain about by being slutty online>learn nothing>repeat

🐶 boof

One last hurrah with @transbuildabear.bsky.social

Just a lil crispy at the beach

lil crispy after tidal wave, see you again Palm Springs

Can we move Tuesday to Wednesday and Friday to Thursday?

In case yall are interested I’ll be doing a giveaway of some pots later this month over on my Instagram www.instagram.com/potbelly.pot...

Nothing like a good hungover burrito

Y'all need to stop being horny for AI stuff when real people exist

Many listings you'll find on airbnb, vrbo, and the like are managed by smaller rental companies. If you find a listing you like, check and see if you can reserve directly thru those and you'll most likely see lower prices too. No 3rd party cuts taken, lower daily fees, more money in your pockets 💪

Looking for my taco bell corporate sponsorship

Getting bigger

Once I grow a beard, and start working out, and gain 50 lbs, and get some body hair, and figure out my SSRIs, and make 6 figures, and text everyone back, then it’s gonna be over for you hoes 😤

happy valentine’s day. post taco bell, pre chocolate belly

What should I get for dinner?

Wishin I was at home in a sun beam instead of at work under literal rain clouds

why can’t I be on a boat surrounded by bears every weekend?

☀️🏖️🐚

Being gay means feeling like you need to put a CW because you’re fully clothed for a change

Merry Christmas from me, but more importantly, Merry Christmas from Beyoncé 💥💥

Texted the group chat with a mirror selfie because ROUMD and then was immediately roasted to smithereens (rightfully so) by @sluttymicha.bsky.social 💀

I’m a slut for burritos 🌯

hungry

Bring back the guillotines! “Vive la révolution”!!!!

Can y’all imagine the power I would wield if I actually started going to the gym and putting on muscle mass …………. New years thoughts ….. just thinking 👁️👁️

2019 ⏩ 2024 If you look closely the shorts are in both pics 😅