The Thick of It is such a good show. I just finished watching it for the first time and finally understand why Peter Capaldi is like "we can't bring this show back because the government is actually too evil to make a parody of now"

This entire video being reposted to a porno page is the type of high comedy I love to take part in. What a dream come true.

Not my fat ass breaking my belt in the middle of my shift. But I do feel vindicated in keeping duct tape in my car

I'm having a two cakes moment (I made a second cake after finishing the first one since I still have all the ingredients)

Wait, Clarence Carter died last month??? RIP to a legend www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivfs...

Who knew that Uruguay tastes like lemons?

I impulse bought some products to start a skincare routine and it made me realize I'm feeling a lot better mentally. Like I can actually imagine a future where I exist in 6 months (and have beautiful skin)

I still revisit this clip every couple months

The Moon was speaking me tonight. Had to snap a pic

The guy in my town who has 4 flags planted in his truck bed took down his Trump flag. Things really aren't going well for the big guy, huh? Truck flag dudes are his primary demographic.

Is this a good sign?

@libbycwatson.com @coollike.gay I don't bake but here's my Victoria Sandwich. I don't know why they had me make so much whipped cream. Looks shit, tastes good! #BakeClub #BakeAllThisThen #WhatsBakeThisThen

What do you mean they put a Tacocat song in Forza Horizon 6??? Now I'm just reminiscing, wishing they'd make more music. I'm glad I caught them on (what turned out to be) their last tour back in 2020 www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAb-...

I thought I was getting a good deal on Amplitude at my local video game store but turns out it was a demo disc with only one song from P.O.D.

One thing I don't understand about Google Reverse Image Search is why they only show you three columns of results, resulting in 75% of the screen being blank

I just saw an "I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy" bumper sticker on a Honda Accord

If I have one more unexpected $1,000 expense this year, I'm going to Abercrombie in a Heming way

A good haul on Goodwill shirts today. A couple maybes but some were half-priced

I saw a shirt I already owned at a Goodwill and the thought crossed my mind that I was dead and my family donated my clothes

We have Swans and now Geese - what's next? A Flock of Seagulls?

I haven't donated blood in a while because it's hard to be motivated to do stuff but I remembered I probably have some rewards leftover. Turns out I have like $250 in rewards that's been sitting around for over a year

Marfalump Pepsi 1999 To tie in with The Phantom Menace, ILM and Pepsi created Marfalump, a Billy West-voiced fanboy alien adopted by an Iowan couple, whose obsession over Star Wars, Pepsi and starships got a little out of hand. Pepsi never reused him, but Lucasfilm keeps him on display at their HQ.

I definitely recommend getting high and walking to your local carnival when it's in town

Shane Dawson jumpscare thanks to the Patreon app

Twitched changed their notifications and it trips me up thinking people are messaging me for a second

Apparently YouTube has a bespoke animation when you Like a cat video

Thinking about this video again www.youtube.com/watch?v=BssL...

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If the Northernlion Cruise teaches us anything, it is that if your reality show friend with some of the worst vibes pitches you an idea, you shouldn't follow through with it

I cut my hair. What does everyone think?

Eating Nerds is a lot less enjoyable when you find out they're not actually little bug things like in the commercials Like I haven't touched my Nerds in a week ever since I found out

When's the last time you had Jell-O?

New ep out with alex from everything now show! www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI6T...

I swear I'm not trying to be contrarian, but I heard Paul McCartney's Temporary Secretary for the first time and I think it might be my favorite song of his solo work?

Executives get themselves into a self-congratulatory cycle of "look how well we're doing by acquiring studios and adding jobs" to "look how smart we are by laying off our staff and keeping costs down". It's like the ouroborus - a snake jerking off into its own mouth.

Has anyone said that Sun Wukong was really the original Deadpool?

Not putting too much ice into my ice water so I don't water it down

I'm sorry to say I am very susceptible to pack-opening dopamine in every form

Learning that the shared Great Flood myth in several cultures' stories may have been inspired by a real flood opens your mind to other creation myth possibilities. I'm choosing to believe that women really come from trees, like multiple myths independently said

Why do Post Malone and Jelly Roll need volunteers for the concession stands at their concert?

Badlandschugs has arrived at the Oscars (Source: tinyurl.com/23b3jfkk)

I found myself in a Great American Cookies today. What do you mean they're selling one cookie for $3?

Thinking about the show I went to on 3/11/20 where the venue used to be a used car dealership, there were like 3 other people by the end of the show (because most people were included in the 4-band ticket), and the governor had just declared a state of emergency that morning

I hope @yourfavisbald2 is doing well, wherever they are

@connoreatspants.bsky.social here's what you would look like bald

I like my umbrella that I brought back from England It's like I bought toilet paper at the poop factory

The power went out after I took an edible so now I'm having to do things like walk to the nearest gas station for hot fries and gummy worms like a caveman

Is it a good thing if gas prices jump 50 cents in one day?

Heartbreaking: The DoorDash that was accidentally delivered to me has its steak cooked well-done