I went to a black tie wedding this past week, looking perhaps the best I've ever looked, and the only picture I have of myself from the whole week is this

Depressing to see AI used in the Olympics opening ceremony. So much of it was showing off Italy's artistic work and people only for the theft and soulless regurgitation of art to be included

The term "passenger princess" is gender neutral No one can be a passenger prince unless you're plotting to usurp the driver mid-drive

Do I know how to play guitar? No. Have I ever heard of Rolling Rock before? No. Do I even like beer? No. Was it only $30? Yes.

Going to Turkey to get bioluminescence surgery

They should make a Greta Van Fleet for Def Leppard

Hit the jackpot on a Too Good To Go bag. Imagine getting all this for $4, especially when money has been tight lately

For anyone playing, you need to wave hi to me during the summer part

It's time. Perfect Tides: Station to Station is out on PC and Mac. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESUK...

The only doctor my ass is going to!!!

I need to get more gadgets and gizmos and doodads

First king cake of the season

You ever see a bald dude and then three years later, they have a full head of hair? Like damn, it must be nice having that kind of disposable income to travel to Turkey when you're a 3 year old.

I was rewatching the Madame Web (2024) behind-the-scenes content and totally missed this when I first watched it. Tahar Rahim mentions a big fight specifically with "webs". I wonder if that means the whole Spider-Man plot was completely filmed before it was cut.

Doing something

Reading the user reviews for ketamine on drugs.com

Just got a haircut. What do y'all think? I'm not posting a picture, I mean like, conceptually?

I can't comprehend eating turkey for Christmas. For my whole life, THE Christmas food has been gumbo. If you go to a Christmas gathering and they don't have gumbo, that's as bad as not having turkey on Thanksgiving

Just saw someone with an "If you honk at me, I'll kill myself" bumper sticker honk at someone else

No matter how much I hate the Game Awards every year, I'll keep watching that garbage

Fuck Spotify, fuck AI, but I had to take a look at my Wrapped I must have been very happy on September 10th for some reason

I received an important update during Thanksgiving dinner. According to my niece, it's now "6 7, 10 11, go to heaven"

Really enjoying this audiobook from Werner Herzog. He'll make you doubt that the concept of "truth" even exists, then throw in something like a Nero-Elvis comparison

"Support local businesses" It's that kind of thinking that brought me to a new cafe for a $12 crepe.

This dude on the 2025 Amazon Gift Guide is giving Columns 3 Guy

Keep an eye out for aggressive diseased lab monkeys, y'all. Stay safe out there.

I'd be scared to talk to a mentalist because I'm afraid they could find out one of my deep dark secrets like how every time I see someone working on a telephone pole in a cherry picker, I can't stop thinking about honking my horn to scare them

Me every 2 minutes in Baby Steps

My ass cannot go to World Market without going overboard

If anyone's not playing McDonald's Monopoly for free 5 times a day, you're missing out on so much free food I stopped by on my way to work and got a free breakfast sandwich, then on the way home, got a free ice cream cone

It's life-affirming to order something at a restaurant, someone walks in asking "damn, what is that", and then you hear them tell the waitress "I want what that guy has"

They should call it Unc'ed Up Gems because Adam Sandler is unc

RIP Rock Band 4 I remember going to a release party for it at the Spanish Moon. One of the two times I went to the venue before it closed down for good. Good times.

Do you ever make a streamer laugh with your chat message and rewatch the clip over and over to mine all the dopamine you can from it?

Begging everyone to go watch the Daft Punk experience in Fortnite.

It's always a good day when the USCSB posts a new video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReYs...

Sniper Elite / PC / Rebellion / 2005

Sometimes after cutting your grass in the Louisiana heat, you spend an hour looking up the cost of moving to Alaska and apartments in Alaska and the year-round weather in Alaska

It's like playing the Powerball. Sure, it's not a very likely outcome but can you blame people for dreaming about it?

America may be committing countless war crimes every passing day, but at least we get ramen Funyuns

Fortnite gives us the ability to visualize a reality where Hatsune Miku wrote Heartbreaker instead of Pat Benatar

Just found out that everyone talking about "Jelly Roll" isn't talking about Jelly Roll Morton, the ragtime musician from the early 1900s And found out that everyone talking about the "Red Hot Chili Peppers" aren't talking about Red Hot Peppers, the jazz band from the 1920s led by Jelly Roll Morton

I really need Bluesky to succeed so I can sell my three-letter username for $50 in 5 years

All restaurants should have a Bulk Beans section

Being non-binary is overpowered because you can do both the "fellas" and "ladies" responses in Hey Ya

Spinning this one in remembrance of the GOAT

Tom Lehrer died today. He was one of the great comedians our culture ever produced. Without Tom, there's no Weird Al, probably no that entire branch of comedy. He went alone and beat the odds. youtu.be/frAEmhqdLFs?...