A good haul on Goodwill shirts today. A couple maybes but some were half-priced

I saw a shirt I already owned at a Goodwill and the thought crossed my mind that I was dead and my family donated my clothes

We have Swans and now Geese - what's next? A Flock of Seagulls?

I haven't donated blood in a while because it's hard to be motivated to do stuff but I remembered I probably have some rewards leftover. Turns out I have like $250 in rewards that's been sitting around for over a year

Marfalump Pepsi 1999 To tie in with The Phantom Menace, ILM and Pepsi created Marfalump, a Billy West-voiced fanboy alien adopted by an Iowan couple, whose obsession over Star Wars, Pepsi and starships got a little out of hand. Pepsi never reused him, but Lucasfilm keeps him on display at their HQ.

I definitely recommend getting high and walking to your local carnival when it's in town

Shane Dawson jumpscare thanks to the Patreon app

Twitched changed their notifications and it trips me up thinking people are messaging me for a second

Apparently YouTube has a bespoke animation when you Like a cat video

Thinking about this video again www.youtube.com/watch?v=BssL...

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If the Northernlion Cruise teaches us anything, it is that if your reality show friend with some of the worst vibes pitches you an idea, you shouldn't follow through with it

I cut my hair. What does everyone think?

Eating Nerds is a lot less enjoyable when you find out they're not actually little bug things like in the commercials Like I haven't touched my Nerds in a week ever since I found out

When's the last time you had Jell-O?

New ep out with alex from everything now show! www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI6T...

I swear I'm not trying to be contrarian, but I heard Paul McCartney's Temporary Secretary for the first time and I think it might be my favorite song of his solo work?

Executives get themselves into a self-congratulatory cycle of "look how well we're doing by acquiring studios and adding jobs" to "look how smart we are by laying off our staff and keeping costs down". It's like the ouroborus - a snake jerking off into its own mouth.

Has anyone said that Sun Wukong was really the original Deadpool?

Not putting too much ice into my ice water so I don't water it down

I'm sorry to say I am very susceptible to pack-opening dopamine in every form

Learning that the shared Great Flood myth in several cultures' stories may have been inspired by a real flood opens your mind to other creation myth possibilities. I'm choosing to believe that women really come from trees, like multiple myths independently said

Why do Post Malone and Jelly Roll need volunteers for the concession stands at their concert?

Badlandschugs has arrived at the Oscars (Source: tinyurl.com/23b3jfkk)

I found myself in a Great American Cookies today. What do you mean they're selling one cookie for $3?

Thinking about the show I went to on 3/11/20 where the venue used to be a used car dealership, there were like 3 other people by the end of the show (because most people were included in the 4-band ticket), and the governor had just declared a state of emergency that morning

I hope @yourfavisbald2 is doing well, wherever they are

@connoreatspants.bsky.social here's what you would look like bald

I like my umbrella that I brought back from England It's like I bought toilet paper at the poop factory

The power went out after I took an edible so now I'm having to do things like walk to the nearest gas station for hot fries and gummy worms like a caveman

Is it a good thing if gas prices jump 50 cents in one day?

Heartbreaking: The DoorDash that was accidentally delivered to me has its steak cooked well-done

Remembering how, when trying to decide what to change my username to, I almost renamed myself to NoncDut, because Nonc means "uncle" in Cajun French, not knowing it would look like "nonce" and what that meant in the UK

Shoutout to local bands Check out the newest release from Baton Rogue-local piano-rock band Karma and the Killjoys www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Mwb...

I took a walk to my local library and I'm happy to announce that they had a copy of Madame Web

Happy Chinese New Year www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2hn...

Bad Bunny should have had Pat The Bunny open for him

I went to a black tie wedding this past week, looking perhaps the best I've ever looked, and the only picture I have of myself from the whole week is this

Depressing to see AI used in the Olympics opening ceremony. So much of it was showing off Italy's artistic work and people only for the theft and soulless regurgitation of art to be included

The term "passenger princess" is gender neutral No one can be a passenger prince unless you're plotting to usurp the driver mid-drive

Do I know how to play guitar? No. Have I ever heard of Rolling Rock before? No. Do I even like beer? No. Was it only $30? Yes.

Going to Turkey to get bioluminescence surgery

They should make a Greta Van Fleet for Def Leppard

Hit the jackpot on a Too Good To Go bag. Imagine getting all this for $4, especially when money has been tight lately

For anyone playing, you need to wave hi to me during the summer part

It's time. Perfect Tides: Station to Station is out on PC and Mac. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESUK...

The only doctor my ass is going to!!!

I need to get more gadgets and gizmos and doodads

First king cake of the season