Christmas Humor

We're collecting donations for Mancunian communities in need this Sunday before @mancitywomen.bsky.social vs @avwfc-official.bsky.social 🩵 🥫Non-perishable food & toiletries 🕛 10:30 - 11:55 Blues & Villains, say hello! #HungerDoesntWearClubColours #SolidarityNotCharity

Even after three straight wins, #MCFC are a very difficult team to make sense of this season. But perhaps it's all part of their growth journey? Read my thoughts in the new Totally City Substack post 🩵

We're back tomorrow vs @safc.com! Donations to Mancunians in need this season are just under 1 tonne, help us hit 1000kg? 🤞 🕛 1pm - 2:30pm 🍉 Donations of non-perishable food & toiletries ✊ In support of Manchester Central Foodbank Away fans welcome, #HungerDoesntWearClubColours 🩵

Fuck Home Depot abolish and prosecute ice

And still sort of unnoticed... bsky.app/profile/saty...

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.” ― Oscar Wilde

#ManCity #MCFC (1969/70).

Dear Mahmood/Labour, Once the strutting fascist, Yaxley Lennon, is taking credit for your policies, you must know you’ve completely lost your way. You need to get your head out of your arse and your account off X. Yours The real silent (fair-minded and ignored) majority of the UK

Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round

Tomorrow's front page 📰 'Over-reach' in Palestine Action terror laws use

Put Racism in its place "This old Portuguese commercial is brilliant"

Every proposal from both major parties to tackle crime involves further intrusions into our privacy. The attacker was already known to the authorities—just like the perpetrator of the Nottingham attacks. So why is no one talking about the chronic underfunding of mental health services? #r4today

"From the Depths" (1905) – William Balfour-Ker An upper-class party in full swing—until the floor cracks open, and the working masses rise from below. The more things change, the more they stay the same...

"Every meal that goes to someone in need has been given by a Manchester City supporter who believes in them and their right to live with dignity." Two collections this weekend which we'll provide details for soon. In the meantime, read why it's important below 👇

If you got rid of the tax benefits for billionaires/millionaires so they had to pay the same amount of tax as everyone else you would save £250bn. If you got rid of Asylum Seekers you would save £3bn. Silence about one, rage about the other.

COLLECTION 2 OF THE WEEKEND City Men Vs Bournemouth tomorrow! 📍End of Howard Bernstein Way ⌚14:30-16:00 🌽Donations for @McrFoodbank Collections have been lower recently so we'd love to see as many of you as possible!! Please share Blues!!! 💙💙💙💙 @cityxtra.bsky.social @city-report.bsky.social

115 is good again 🫡 #Reclaim115 www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/footba...

Our next collections are coming soon and every single item of food and toiletries makes a big difference – so please share this, tell all your friends and come and visit us before the next weekend home game! #MCFC

I've just asked my MP to make it quicker to remove honours when they are no longer deserved. Will you also ask yours? goodlaw.social/805965

I've long been a fan of Springsteen😊♥️ Now I see why!

I’ve never seen Iain Duncan Smith slapped down better than this. Well played Ian Byrne MP. 👏

It’s now stuck in my head and will probably be on repeat in my brain all night.😂🤣😂🤣

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

RFK Jr. says he met Charlie Kirk in July of 2001 and they quickly became "soul mates." In 2001, Charlie Kirk was eight years old. 🤡 Soul mate with a child? #cdnpoli

Nigel Farage uses private company to pay less tax on GB News earnings

The finest response I've seen so far.

New ITV schedule announced Homes under the Himmler with Rylan Who do you think you're Ayran with Rylan Eva Braun's Boys starring Rylan Nazi Attraction with Rylan River U Boat Diaries with Rylan

This 'patriot' protesting against immigrants in Manchester is actually Irish far right thug Paul Rock, who got eight years for tying up and robbing a 76 year old woman. But yeah, just concerned parents...

Hey Government, there are so many voices you are deaf to

Everton Stadium latest, reposts appreciated youtu.be/3m0Cplu7IOQ?...

GONE

Blood libel is when you accuse UNRWA, hospitals, and journalists of being Hamas as a pretext for systematic destruction and industrialized killing. Not when you're one of the leading causes of death of kids under 5 WORLDWIDE and people hate your guts.

Great bit of Bruce 😎, on a different subject a caller on bbc radio 5 phone in today blamed Bob Dylan ( not Vylan ) for the controversy at Glastonbury festival on Saturday. I was driving and nearly mounted a grass verge as I was shaking with laughter 😂 when he was corrected he “was busy” and left !

#fascistrodstewart #glastonbury The First Cunt is the Deepest Maggie May Have Had The Right Idea Actually

A Flock of Seagulls on the front page of the New York Post?

Israel has a right to defend itself against peace talks that were about to succeed open.substack.com/pub/normalis...

Charlotte Church sang From the River to the Sea at a fundraising event for Palestinians and now all the usual people are screaming antisemitism and trying to cancel her. RT if you stand with Charlotte Church and Palestine.

Just for clarification A tumor can be missed during a routine exam But an ear can’t grow back after being shot