Sylvain…

I’ve done enough today, a hot pocket for dinner is the best I can do

lone wolf

cannot exaggerate how much of a turn off it is for someone to not have ANY curiosity about the paranormal

this is gonna be me on payday

let’s buy modded and refurbished mp3 players together

showing someone a david lynch movie for the first time is like putting them in a cardboard box and shaking it really hard and then leaving the box in an nondescript location

#fe3h #sylvix sketches...

the agent in charge of collecting my data after the 938th hour of ethel cain’s discography and 284884th video essay about universal studios orlando rides

hold up… the Turkish sword archery…

The only way the Aegis shield makes sense for Felix

The federal govt wants to rescind the Roadless Rule, which would open 45 million acres of public land for private interests - disrupting wildlife habitat, destroying carbon sinks, and imperiling outdoor recreation in the places we love TODAY is the last day for public comment - file yours now!!

I want to be offline so bad but how could I resist 7 more years of fire emblem discourse

hearing patrick stump feature on a song you didn’t know he was featured on is the closest you can get to hearing an angel

#fe3htimeskip #fe3h another #sylvix for kitte's fic 🥰 archiveofourown.org/works/245363...

felix getting along with shorties bc he respects their energy-input-to-damage-output ROI. bernie ninja evasion. leonie hole trapping. annie kitchen explosion. efficient apex predators vs weird tall horsegirls dimitri sylvain. like that much long sexy leg just leaves you open and vulnerable to attack

I am the owner of the one and only 24k gold sylvain pop up parade figure with teeth marks in it

they just had to make that bitch taller now the shipping is going to cost more

girl the sylvain tariffs

the sylvain figure has made landfall

eating my vegetables

epic yaoi

lrt I have the zoomies now

i wanna be your guardian angel

faerghus

What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator

side view mirror

just took a shot of whiskey that tasted like yaoicon 2016

fulfilled a childhood dream today

In the next trailer Cai is at the market buying fruit when he feels a sharp pain on hi leg. He grunts and looks down to find a very scary toddler chewing on his ankle. It hurts. He is drawing blood. A blurb on the screen reads Felix Hugo Fraldarius

@haterboy.bsky.social is driving rn but he wants everyone to remember that he said Alucard/Lestat Fire Emblem is gonna be revealed as a vampire first

I said gay fire emblem not grey fire emblem 🥀

I just parked at oomfs house and now I’m getting bombarded with fire emblem content and zero context

living on the west coast really has you thinking oh yeah a 5 hour drive and you still end up in the same state that’s nothing

long time no #wipwednesday 🙃 here’s some horror au stuff for sylvix week. is it even a period fic if there’s no horny hand kissing?

sometimes even I think I’m exaggerating my distaste for sweets, but then I try to have a low level dessert and feel like I’m taking damage…like a full assault on my life force

if you care about a free palestine and you do not wear respirators/masks or attempt to the best of your ability to practice covid safety, i really recommend you read this zine. There is an option to download it for free. www.sheyamghieth.com/product/mask...

all the stevie nicks fans are awakening right now

AHS COVEN TIMMMMMEEEEEEE

#fe3htimeskip #fe3h #sylvix film noir AU or sylvain is an homme fatal, felix is a private detective and they spend 69% of their time making out and the remaining 31% trying to kill each other and sylvain doesn't wear waterproof lipstick still very fond of this silly but mostly horny AU

there’s only one important day in december for me and it’s the anniversary of buying a fall out boy CD for the first time. 20 years this year.

how wild is it that I found practical magic and stevie nicks’ trouble in shangri-la on the same day

me after putting my duvet cover back on

I haven’t done that much collab stuff, but the one I did do with a friend which was Felix, Sylvain, and Ingrid in a parody of Brokeback Mountain drawn by @tamafry.com fucking killed me. #fe3htimeskip

the ahs theme song is my all I want for christmas

sulking in my vampire cave

i wrote, illustrated, and programmed a sylvix visual novel. all because i was too lazy to do the work of writing a full chapter of fic. lordfleasus.itch.io/walang-aswan...

me vs everyone that thinks felix has no real reason to hate his dad