mad that I had stress induced mono last month, and now a week after being good again, I got a respiratory infection 😭

If your moral and ethics aren't centered around minimizing suffering as humanely possibly, are you even a good person?

I need mono to stop kicking my ass so I can get back to working out 🥲

1st in line waiting for an audiobook from the library, praying to 1 of the ppl who has a copy like

Wild how if an order gets messed up and I ask for a refund cuz I’m missing items, that I also don’t get a lil more to cover the cost of delivery fee, services charges, and tip too for when I reorder the thing they initially didn’t deliver??? Like why am I paying extra for yalls mistake?

also I have had maybe 2 or 3 shots in my lil at home mixed drinks to pregame going out tonight and it’s been so long since I’ve drank that I’m already feeling it 😅😅😅

Have been feeling meh about my attractiveness since I haven’t been able to work out at all while having mono, need to do something to feel better soon 🫩

Spitroasting? I believe you mean a brotisserie.

gotta love the true Texas experience of going putt putt with friends last night and us getting f-slurred by some white dude and his geriatric dad in a turning point shirt

having a boss who actually listens and advocates for you is just so so so amazingly helpful and changes things for the better

found out sunday night I have mono and I am just so damn tired and still working but I just want to sleep but work

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Me flirting: hey take your clothes off

The Texas legislature rammed through a gerrymandering bill at the request of Trump. Virginia actually voted in favor of redistricting to counterbalance what Texas and other Republican-controlled states have done. Yet only one is considered a "power grab." Oligarch-owned media in a nutshell.

Happy Earth Day! May all the fossil fuel industry , tech companies, the US military, and the guy who made landscaping fabric an unpleasant day

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finished book 6 of Dungeon Crawler Carl today, and starting the 7th this evening after work!!

4 sessions down, 1 meeting with DSS and then 4 more sessions left 😮‍💨

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got an allergy test today and I shoulda taken off cuz now I am just tired and itchy even tho I took some antihistamines 😭

took my ass to bed at 10:30ish last night…. didn’t fall asleep until after 3am 🫩

High, hanging around in some cute underwear and socks, feelin myself

Boston, I am in you

6 sessions done today.... 5 left....

not over how much I like this haircut

trying to navigate a new diet per my doc and its difficult feeling like I dont have what I need to make it successful in terms of recipes, knowledge, etc. its not a wild or unheard of diet, I just gotta get my footing, and I hate feeling like i have to waste food I have rn cuz I cant have it anymore

just a couple days of work then I am freeeee to PAX East

the long awaited haircut 💁🏻‍♂️ also leave my chest hair being diff lengths alone, I had a lil surgery last month and it’s still growing back 😅

got a haircut today but it was such a chaotic day that yall gonna get a pic of it tomorrow 👀

Transphobes using “the sky is blue and you’re saying it’s green” as a gotcha is funny bc the isn’t blue. Like we get it you don’t understand science

did 7am Pilates?! watch out everyone, skinny legend passing throuuugh!

morning lil gays on my screen!

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demisexual ppl be like: good news! our friendship is vesting and you are now eligible for benefits!

recommend everyone get high and go to an aquarium at least once in their life. 10/10 experience and vibes

Texas has made it’s decision. I will say this because I feel it would be a genuine disservice not to.

10 sessions yesterday... 11 today... I will get through the day 😮‍💨

TEXANS. Tomorrow is THEE Primary Election Day! We’ve seen RECORD breaking turn out. BUT. We ALL know people who haven’t voted yet. Harass your friends, bug those group chats, tell your family, turnout will be everything! Make your plan to vote accordingly!

today's episode of Star Trek Academy... this series is so damn good and important to the Star Trek universe as a whole imo.

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Don’t forget to go early vote in the TX primaries, for those who can, pals!

It really is fascinating how overt it now is that there are certain - really not controversial - ideas that you aren’t allowed to say on television.

had a minor surgery today and just took my hydrocodone and 🫥😵‍💫🥴

Yesterday was my birthday so today (and for the rest of the week) all nail polishes are 33% off with promo code BDAY26! ✨All sets and colors are restocked and available now!✨

made fan art for my favourite horror movie

my daily work fear is that I will accidentally write "clit" instead of "client" in my documentation because it doesn't show up as a misspelling and is so easy to overlook and has happened more than once

aaaaand we got put on hold for over an hour and now my surgery tomorrow is cancelled cuz I had to go back to work and I cant wait on hold anymore

LOVE a threeway... except when its between me, my insurance company, and my doctors office 😭